It's the most wonderful time of the year, so the boys answer listener mail and get a little silly.

Happy Holidays, jackals.

Links for this episode:

• Elmore Leonard: 10 Rules for Good Writing - Gotham Writers Workshop
  
• How Many Exclamation Points Do Great Writers Use?! - The Atlantic
  
• Apple says some 2018 iPad Pros might ship with a bent chassis, but claims it's not a defect - 9to5Mac
  
• They Might Be Giants-Ana Ng - YouTube
  
• Purple Toupee - Wikipedia
  
• Lincoln (album) - Wikipedia
  
• AutoSleep
  Automatically track your sleep from your Apple Watch.

  No buttons to press. Even the Watch app is optional. Just sleep!

• Is This Andre the Giant Holding a Beer Can?
  
• AutoSleep 6: Effortless Sleep Tracking More Accessible Than Ever – MacStories
  
• Uvex S0360X Ultra-spec 2000 Safety Eyewear, Orange Frame, SCT-Orange UV Extreme Anti-Fog Lens - Safety Glasses - Amazon.com
  
• The True Size Of ...
  
• @americanbeetles
  
• Power Marketing - Upright Citizens Brigade (Video Clip) | Comedy Central
  
• Apple confirms some iPad Pros ship slightly bent, but says it’s normal - The Verge
  

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