Middle Children
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns
Jessie Jolles and Chris Burns aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw didn’t ask to be born as middle children, who would? Born into a life of being desperate for attention, the dynamic duo known mostly for developing a sense of humor as a defense mechanism brings you a show about their favorite thing, themselves. Talking through their endless embarrassing stories, the many famous middle children of the world, and interviewing guests from the oldest of the family, the youngest of the family and everything in between Middle Children is a show for all and there’s only one condition; Jessie and Chris are the stars.
Between Thanksgiving and Christmas
In their last episode of 2024, Chris and Jessie reveal their plans for holiday love, seasonal musicals and optimism in 2025.
Nov 25, 2024
49 min
Between Pictures of Guys Chopping Wood and Broadway Premieres
Chris and Jessie agree that they both hate impromptu sexting and would prefer to see men chopping wood than doing anything sexual. 'Wicked' is about to come out and Chris seems more excited for that than Jessie attempting to set him again with her gay neighbor.
Nov 18, 2024
52 min
Between the Happy Medium and Sully Sullenberger
Chris is longing for a simpler time before we all had cellphones. Jessie is avoiding self checkouts at all costs because she doesn't work at Target.
Nov 4, 2024
55 min
Between Dressing Up For Bette Midler and Hooking Up With A Warlock
It's gala season for Chris and Jessie. Chris is getting ready for his big night at Bette Midler's party. Jessie is getting ready for the season with the best tailor in town. Hallmarks make their triumphant return for a very spooky love story in honor of halloween.
Oct 28, 2024
1 hr 2 min
Between Horrendous Plane Snacks & Fender Benders
Chris is tired from traveling Jessie reflects on pooping in her pants.
Oct 21, 2024
54 min
Between Shedding on Halloween and
Chris is looking for a halloween costume that doesn't shed. Jessie is looking for suggestions on someone to help her manage her vast wealth.
Oct 14, 2024
54 min
Between Cool, Chill Weed Stores and Overrated Holidays
Jessie is a fan of free samples everywhere including the weed store. Chris can't decide if he thinks New Years Eve or Halloween are more overrated.
Oct 7, 2024
59 min
Between A Perfect Skin Routine and a Traumatizing College Experience
Chris breaks down his iconic skin routine and gives an update on the new puppy's health. Jessie is scared to remember her college experiences.
Sep 30, 2024
47 min
Between The Only One On Drugs and Spooky Adventures
Chris is trying to get to the bottom of whether or not he's been going out slutty. Jessie is looking to have some spooky fun this autumn looking for some extra pumpkins and haunted houses.
Sep 23, 2024
49 min
Between Dying Alone In An Old Folks Home and Loitering At The Coffee Shop
Chris and Jessie are dismayed by the way society treats the elderly, but not upset enough to avoid fighting over the age old question "can you loiter in a coffee shop without buying anything?"
Sep 9, 2024
1 hr
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