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The Onion
Dow Rallies After It Turns Out Trader Who Jumped Out Window Was Merely Having Marital Problems
8 minutes Posted Mar 9, 2020 at 1:00 pm.
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Good news on Wall Street today as the Dow recovers following a big scare. Hear how markets surged after it was revealed the stock trader who jumped out of a high rise window only did it because his wife left him.

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