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Comedian Nick Firer reviews multiple endings books with help from a rotating panel of friends, including some of the Midwest's most talented comedians, authors and actors and so-and-so's in the entertainment industry. Help our panel of pals navigate the choices of these delightful adventures and never make a bad decision! Produced and published by Sexy Hackers Clothing, copyright 2019 - all rights reserved.
THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN PART 3: Shang-Ri-Lame.
Our search for the Yeti kicks into high gear as the BEST bureaucrat in Nepal, R.N. Runal joins our expedition. Are you, the Protagonist, ready to learn the true mystery of the Yeti? Don't worry, you'll get plenty of chances to change your mind! Plus we give our final thoughts on the book so curl up with a steaming cup of Yak-butter tea and help us decide if it was all worth it, friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Jacob Woelful, and Jo Montana (SoHiDo Vinylworks).
Mar 30, 2020
59 min
THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN PART 2: Prince of Many Boots.
We continue our search for the Abominable Snowman by R.A. Montgomery! This time we leave Carlos to his fate and find out what happens in the exciting world of the Nepalize Permitting Office. Do we dare explore the jungles of Terai while we wait for our Yeti-hunting paperwork to go through? Find out on this thrilling episode filled with silly voices and famous tigers! friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Jacob Woelful, and Jo Montana (SoHiDo Vinylworks).
Mar 23, 2020
49 min
THE ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN PART 1: CARLOS IS A GOOD BOY
This week we begin our search for the Abominable Snowman by R.A. Motgomery! You, the Protagonist, after months of mountain climbing experience have decided to go on an expedition to the Himalayas in search of the fabled Yeti. Can you, the Protagonist, find these mysterious, majestic creatures before your friend, Carlos, does everything he can to get in your way? We find out with friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Jacob Woelful, and Jo Montana (SoHiDo Vinylworks).
Mar 16, 2020
50 min
BY BALLOON TO THE SAHARA PART 3: FONT TALK
We hop in the basket one last time to take a trip By Balloon to the Sahara!! We find out what happens when we tell a Tuppence to f*ck off and go where WE want to go. Then we stop EVERYTHING to learn a little more about FONTS!!!!! Plus, our final thoughts on the book and its author -- who turns out to be pretty great. With friends Harry Loefler Bell (Harrylb.com), Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), and Amanda Washkun (Uncle Fergus Magic Whiskey Band) Join us next Monday for a new book! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any future episodes. #CYOA #letsread #turntopagefun
Mar 9, 2020
50 min
BY BALLOON TO THE SAHARA PART 2: BEHIND THE WHITE DOOR
Let's read! Do you remember the awesome "you choose the story" books like Choose Your Own Adventure, Which Way Books, and Twist-a-Plot from the 1970s and 1980s? Milwaukee comedian Nick Firer (VHHH, No Dice) explores multiple storylines from each of these treasured-yet-quirky paperbacks with help from a rotating panel of friends, comedians, and so-and-so's. Subscribe to our channel for nostalgic readings, amusing commentary, and in-depth reviews every Monday! You can also listen to the show on our podcast page here: https://turntopagefun.sexyhackers.tv/ BY BALLOON TO THE SAHARA PART 2: BEHIND THE WHITE DOOR We are back and still traveling By Balloon to the Sahara by D. Termin!!! After agreeing to help those aliens get that sweet, sweet salt, you, the protagonist, take a jump to the left into a time warp? We think? Then there's a cave with the classic three-door dilemma. But which will you, the protagonist, choose? Take a swig of milk and a leap of faith to find out what's next. With friends Harry Loefler Bell (Harrylb.com), Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), and Amanda Washkun (Uncle Fergus Magic Whiskey Band) Join us next Monday for Part 3! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any future episodes. #CYOA #letsread #turntopagefun
Mar 4, 2020
47 min
BY BALLOON TO THE SAHARA PART 1: Milk Does An Adventure Good
This week we climb up into a rented dirigible with our two best friends, a dog named Harry, and a jug of milk to go By Balloon to the Sahara by D. Termin!!! Oh No!!! A storm is coming!!! Are You, the protagonist going to try to land or are You going to ride it out? Only one way to find your fate this time around! Who knows it might land you in the Mediterranean where you can choose to just give up and die! With friends Harry Loefler Bell (Harrylb.com), Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater) and Amanda Washkun (Uncle Fergus Magic Whiskey Band).
Feb 24, 2020
54 min
SUPERBIKE PART 3:  Followed By a Wind Shadow
We take one more ride on the Superbike by Edward Packard. It turns out that the Air-magnet (patent pending) which makes the superbike work has some abilities we didn't know about. No need to leave it to a professional to test them out, we are sure You, the protagonist, can handle the test drive without a hitch. After that, we can take it on the Tour USA and see if it's enough to help us cheat, er, ride our way to victory!! Plus we give our own thoughts on the book. With friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Stacy Pawlowski (No Dice, Dinner Detective) and Brian Green (Comedy Sportz)
Feb 17, 2020
1 hr 5 min
SUPERBIKE PART 2:  Very Peccable Accent Work
This week, we hop right back on Superbike by Edward Packard. After getting our bike stolen at bike camp, friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Stacy Pawlowski (No Dice, Dinner Detective) and Brian Green (Comedy Sportz) decide to learn what happens when you, The Protagonist, take the superbike out for a test drive in the Tour New England! Is the superbike enough to make you win? Or will you get lost along the way? Only one way to find out!
Feb 10, 2020
57 min
SUPERBIKE PART 1:  Jurassic Park is a Terrible Movie
This week we start our review of Superbike by Edward Packard. When you, The Protagonist, finds a wallet in the movie theater, you decide to return it. The thankful owner gives you a reward that is even BETTER than money: your very own Superbike!!! Can you, the protagonist, keep it a secret long enough to win the very well publicized Tour USA professional bike race? Find out with friends Brian Bayer (Ampersand Theater, No Dice) Stacy Pawlowski (No Dice, Dinner Detective) and very special guest Brian Green (Comedy Sportz). Join us next Monday for Part 2 of Superbike! Be sure to subscribe so you don't miss any future episodes.
Feb 3, 2020
58 min
SPACE VAMPIRE PART 3: Exit Interview with the Space Vampire
We take one more trip around the star that is Edward Packard's Space Vampire. You, the Protagonist, Codename: Osprey, have made all the right moves and haven't been drummed out of what we are pretty sure is the Space SS...yet. But if you do capture that pesky Space Vampire, is he really as evil as he seems? YES! Plus our final thoughts and review! With Brian Bayer (No Dice, Ampersand Theater), Stacy Pawloski (Mad Science, Dinner Detective) and Ron Swanson (Rev. Ron's Movie Blog, Variety Hour Happy Hour).
Jan 27, 2020
1 hr 2 min
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