New England Patriots beat reporter William Bendetson joins Kirk Minihane in studio for a life changing moment. Bendetson tells his story -- from lost love to college sex, from his biggest Pats scoops to his career as an ambulance-chasing attorney. Minihane reveals that he is now committed to finding Bendetson the woman he will one day marry. Conservative writer Carmine Sabia joins Minihane to defend his claim that President Donald Trump couldn't have possible raped E. Jean Carroll in the mid-1990s because Carroll is ugly and Trump bangs supermodels. Minihane updates us on the contest for his attention playing out among his former producers. One of them ate dog food. The wet kind.