Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will discovers a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of Cam Candor, who disappeared suddenly in December 2020 and so begins the search for this enigmatic artist. In the spring of 2033, Cultural Obscurist B.K. Will stumbled into an estate sale in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Rummaging through a box of discarded electronics, Will found a small firewire drive with the lost indie fiction podcasts of one Cam Candor, a creator who disappeared suddenly in December 2020. This wasn’t a hundred episodes of a single audio drama, no, these were hundreds of different shows dating from the earliest days of fiction podcasting in the aughts, back when there were independent podcasts. Back before the Great Podcasting Purge of 2025. Host B.K. Will embarks on a twisty, turn-filled odyssey to discover what happened to this enigmatic artist. Will talks to podcast critics, fan club members, psychologists, professors, and anyone who knew or worked with Candor. This episode features segments from two of Candor's shows: Mr. Fezziwhig Talks Crumpets and the Trump family telenovela: Bedminster! Hosted by B.K. Will With:  David Allen as David A. Person, Mr. Fezziwhig, Soap Announcer Samantha Turret as Martina Terkle Elyse Mirto as Ivanka Trump and Pippa Featherwood Mia Mollicone as Professor Lopez and Rosa Justin Mayer as Wilhelm Mannerklärer, Phone Caller, Eric Trump MUSIC (Fully licensed from Incompetech/Kevin MacLeod) Beginning of Conflict Long Note 3 Moments of Tension Unnatural Situation Gregorian Chant Vanishing Look Busy Sonatina in C Minor To support B.K. Will in the essential search for Cam Candor, visit https://www.ko-fi.com/camcandor For more information, clues, and ways to get in contact with B.K. Will to share your intel please visit https://www.camcandor.com Who is Cam Candor? is a proud member of the Fable and Folly Network of exceptional podcasts. Visit FableAndFolly.com/sponsors. Who is Cam Candor? is a production of B.K. Will in conjunction with Trojan Cat Media, a Division of [Redacted] Corp. Copyright 2035 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fable and Folly founder Sean Howard sits down with Carlötta Beautox creator Ann Sloan for a conversation about all things fiction podcasting -- the ups, the downs, and the sideways. Sponsored by AWeber. Sean's shows include the award-winning Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown, Civilized, and more. Find him @ www.fableandfolly.com and on Twitter: @passitalong and @fableandfolly Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Season 3 Finale! When Karen Miller, leader of the anti-mask movement (ANTIMA), mobilizes an army of peri-menopausal moms to silence Carlötta, it's going to be a riot. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave    Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller Chelsea Kwoka as Karen 2 Justin Mayer as Anderson Cooper Riannah Pouncy as Karen 3 Ann Sloan as Karen 4 Siri as Herself Kiba Walker as Zen Kate Wallinga as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) For discount codes, visit our sponsors at FableAndFolly.com/sponsors MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Music from https://filmmusic.io "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta's new podcast --Kitty Chats -- is a massive hit and she's become a media darling all over again! But America's #1 Karen, leader of the anti-mask movement known as ANTIMA, has cooked up a recipe to destroy Carlötta for good! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave    Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller and Rachel Meadow Justin Mayer as Sean Calamity Ann Sloan as Newscaster Siri as Herself Kiba Walker as Zen Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) THIS EPISODE SPONSORED BY: MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Music from https://filmmusic.io "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Tiki Bar Mixer by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/6836-tiki-bar-mixer License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Evil March by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3724-evil-march License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/\ "Voltaic" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Life of Riley by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3976-life-of-riley License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Music from https://filmmusic.io: "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When Dave opens LA's hottest new nightclub: a hybrid Bowling Alley and Karaoke Bar, the royal family makes an appearance. For Carlötta, it's the stuff fairy tales are made of! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave    Justin Mayer as the Karaoke MC Riannah Pouncy as the Louboutins Ann Sloan as all the terrible singers Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Disco Sting by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3653-disco-sting License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Evening Melodrama by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Egmont Overture Finale by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) The Chamber Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Not As It Seems Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 Licensehttp://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta goes to a podcast convention to learn all about the industry and meets the heaviest hitters in the biz! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave    David Allen as Rick Wrecked Kristi Boulton as Karen Miller    Oystein Brager as Himself (The Amelia Project Podcast) Sean Howard as Himself (Civilized Podcast, Alba Salix, The End of Time and Other Bothers, The Axe and Crown) Justin Mayer as Podicitis MC and Convention-goer Ann Sloan as Convention Hall Announcer Raul Vega as Himself (Rose Drive Podcast and Swiss & Lali Hijack Hollywood Podcast) Kate Wallinga as Herself (Ignorance Was Bliss Podcast) Rick Zieff as Bob Smith Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka What's-Her-Face) MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ "NewsSting" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta has a problem -- she's been deemed "problematic". Luckily, there's an exclusive media agency that has a solution on how to rescue her career from the depths of oblivion. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave    Kristi Boulton as Lil Kaia                                        David Allen as Brad Ryan Manuel as Chad 2 Justin Mayer as Chad 2 Kiba Walker as Zen Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4 Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Cool Vibes" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Carlötta lands a job at LA's most exclusive hot spot -- a concept restaurant from visionary chef Joaquin Oops -- as part of her deep undercover mission to expose the 1%'s tastiest secret.  CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                            David Allen as Angry Patron 1 Timothy "Funny Guy Timmy" Banfield as Chris...I mean...Christopher W. The Manager David S. Dear as Server 1 and Angry Patron 2 Sarah Golding as Training Tape Voice Chelsea Kwoka as Server 2 and Angry Patron 3 Raechel Wong as Angry Patron 4 Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MUSIC: Carlotta Beautox Theme by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan Bushwick Tarentella - Thatched Villagers by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300002 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ On My Way by Kevin MacLeod -- Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4163-on-my-way License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Scheming Weasel (faster version) by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Cool Vibes by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. https://vurbl.com/station/9O8izWzfkp9/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A rehab for canceled people? Sign Carlötta Beautox up! Ever since Twitter declared her dunzo, she's been trying to find a path forward and chilling in Malibu for 28 days might be just the ticket! CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                            David Allen as Herb, Rehab Client 1, Mel Gibson, Lifetime Announcer       Kristi Boulton as Lori Loughlin, Southern Woman 2.5 David S. Dear as Consequences Man, Rehab Client 2 Sarah Golding as Rita Chelsea Kwoka as Repercussions Commercial Announcer Siri as Herself Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Thinking Music" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Peppy Pepe" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Umbrella Pants" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) Licence: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) News Theme 2 by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ "Two Together" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "There is Romance" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Vomit Draft -- Ep 301 After being cancelled and with her life now in shambles, Carlötta must rewrite the narrative of her life all while a pandemic rages. It's like dancing backwards in high heels. So 2020. CAST: Samantha Gordon as Carlötta Beautox Trevor Lissauer as Dave                                            Sarah Agor as The Spirit Cougar                 Victoria Hansen as Khloe Kardashian Chelsea Kwoka as The Karen App Kiba Walker as Zen Siri as Siri Written/Produced/Directed/Edited/Sound Designed by Ann Sloan (aka She Who Shall Not Be Named) MUSIC: “Carlotta Beautox Theme” by Jesse Billson for Sonic Librarian. Lyrics by Ann Sloan "Scheming Weasel" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "March of the Spoons" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com) License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) "Ascending the Vale" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ "Hall of the Mountain King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ SFX: From FreeSound.org and SoundBible.com. Please visit our website at CarlottaPodcast.com for full list of sound effects listed in this episode. For more information including transcripts visit: CarlottaPodcast.com Proud member of the Fable and Folly network. Visit us at FableandFolly.com Find and support our sponsors @FableandFolly.com/sponsors. And visit our TeePublic store for Carlötta Beautox branded merchandise! http://tee.pub/lic/nr17y0CPzHw Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices