This episode Vince is out on his honeymoon so the guys friend Jen fills in and let's just say it was eventful. The guys cover topics ranging from dick prints to choking during sex and even which fast food brand has the best chicken sandwiches.
This episode we discuss how people who watch live streams of music festivals at work are out of their damn minds, Vince being a prick now that he lost 2 lbs, and the fact that the only thing worse than British guys teeth is the fact that they don't wash their bed sheets.
The guys discuss why kids are going to hate their parents for gender reveals in 15 years, Vince thinking that male prostate arousal is fake news, and Cody has been informed curved penises are something every man should envy.
Vince exits politics
And Cody enters politics. Can Vince resist the temptation to bore the audience?
Cody breaks his ankle in the manliest way possible
Cody talks about his experience going to a movie viewing
Novak talks about how choosing sides on politics can ruin friendships
Potential women to come on the pod
Vince describes how boring his twitter is
Politics have made Vince nuts
Ambien will get you sex
Getting your account hacked is the new sex tape
What constitutes cheating?
Is VR cheating?
Thoughts on insta voyeurs
Update on the Tom cruise/Bieber fight
Vince’s stepdad invented a degree field in college?
Did the guys drink in school?
Novak was his class president paving the way for failure as a human being
Kickers in football can’t be trusted
Everyone’s face gets fatter as they age except Cody
Novak has gone full conspiracy theorist
What is 3rd degree groping?
Can you be naked at pride?
Why Vince is the worst wedding planner but a great preschool teacher
The best practical advice for wedding planning
The Novak flinch explained
Best music to hump to
Thoughts on ending life wale for for suffering people
And Alabama saves itself
Josh Shanklin is back for his second guest appearance and the guys discuss how STD's aren't cool, Harvey Weinstein being a fucking creep and getting sued, and how movie producers are complete bullshit.
With Vince out, and special guest Josh Shanklin in, the guys talked shop about how Sacramento is the new Hollywood with the star studded cast of Jailbirds. GOT wrap-up and thoughts on the series finale. Relationships are always a favorite topic for some reason. What would you do if your parents transitioned? Finally, with mental health awareness upon us, we talked about the important of counseling and therapy for personal growth.
This episode the guys discuss why having a good relationship with your mom can make you rich
Deep thots on abortion
How Vince asked his ex gf to marry him
How weird it is that everyone is ok with not being healthy
Why when someone is most passionate about something they’re usually full of shit
Vince’s boring trip alone around Tahoe
Why guys should never hit a woman
What’s the one thing guys don’t want to share
The one thing Novak doesn’t like to do after sex
Cody agrees to no do what his doctor says
Cody’s weird would you rathers
Guys vs girls orgasms
And what’s the longest the guys have been without sex
This episode we discuss,
Who is doing your chilis DJing?
New age nonsense
we are a pro gay podcast
When will we get on the barstool sports pod network?
Vince's voice volume changes by the minute
What working for uber is really like
What mystery item Vince wears during sex and swimming
Codys stories of being propositioned by weird couples.
Why should never follow randoms on twitter
Vince was too dumb to know he got paid to be in the military
Why Vince joined the military
Cody’s transition from geek to freak
The final answer to the question of why girls from country schools love black men
Why a bottle girl is a great job to have
Thoughts on the little dicky song
(Spoiler alert: it’s dogshit)
Why isnt Leo considered the greatest actor of our time
Famous Dogs that make more money than Vince
(An ancient road that predates known history: caution boring)
Nightlife in the Bahamas
An Underground Railroad near pier 39
Coachella is an std Petri dish
Cody and Matt’s review of the legal system
Vince hates bun b
The guys talk about their first cd purchase(cassette for Vince)
No guys want to be your friends ladies
Our takes on online dating
Why the best date in life is dating yourself
Why Vince is the dating god
How miserable approaching the opposite sex is
Vince is the only guy in history to never have a girl kiss him first
And why child stars end up nutty
This episode the guys get their body fat tested, find out that they could all stand to lose a bunch of fat, the shredder program, the antivaxxer rally Vince and Matt attended, Lori Laughlin getting even more charges Justin Bieber and Lil Dicky putting out a summer anthem, and the new regulations to Vince and Cody's boxing match.
This episode the guys discuss Novak going on spring break, Vince and Cody boxing match, all the craziness that has happened in sports in the last week, and if or when someone should tell you if they have a kid when dating.
This episode the guys talk about Baker Mayfield being a dick to American Airlines, Vince hating dogs and basically everyone, why Cody supports body shaming, and that spraying axe body spray in your mouth will not get you out of a DUI.
This week the guys discuss the myth of being contact high
Cody shares his thoughts on drugs/booze
Vince’s medical issues from the military that have caused him 9 surgeries
Cody gives the worlds first review of the movie US
Novak’s exciting weekend of watching documentaries with spoilers
Papa Johns new spokesman
Why the rock is the worst actor
Why cam Newton is quitting sex for a month
Vince always rubs his disgustingly fat belly
Vince’s experience in a silent meditation cult
Bieber’s new boring life
Breaking news on Michael avenetti stormy Daniels lawyer getting charged with tax evasion
Hillary clintons wardrobe
How Bill Clinton was the original cartel boss
Living in Texas
Vince still rubbing his genitalia
The new cologne called sexual harassment
And why we should all take prep for aids
This week we talk about how guys are bigger creeps than women.
How modern people breakup
Why sharks are sexy
Why there’s no right answer to the death penalty
Cody’s weekly guypathetical
How everyone cheats in college
China’s funerals are lit
Why not being cremated is douchey
Child stars that didn’t become insane
Why Cody can’t live anywhere
Vince’s survivor tryout
How texting games never work
This episode the guys have a special guest Nate Shanklin pinch hit for Vince since he was out for the day, they discuss CBD Jelly Belly's, how porn up usage went up 19% when FB and Instagram went down, their thoughts on female and male genital piercings, a lot of talk about cumming, and much more.
On episode 10 the guys talk about Novak and Vince's trip to LA
Taking pictures with celebrities
Creepy guys hitting on women
The most LA girl ever
Cody’s acquaintance with a micro-penis
The fact that Cody works out more than anyone
The biggest seizure of drugs in years
Annoying names for people
Why Cody chose to reject the naval academy for a way less prestigious college
Selfies with animals
Donkey show possibly real
How Cosby has hit his stride in prison
People that are still fans of r Kelly
The opposite of SEO
How automation will make humans worthless
What really happens on first dates
And 3 guys that don’t know how to end a podcast
This episode the guys rank the Kardashians in order of beauty, an ex-NFL player who keeps getting arrested for creeping out old ladies, why Cody used to take dick pills until he got a rash, and first date tips in honor of National Womens Day.
On Episode 8 the guys talk about how Cody finally looks his age and he told a story about how he tricked an older women into dating him when he was 21. They talk about how this hot teach hooked up with a 13 year old over 100 times. Michael Jackson was a smooth criminal for sure after the stuff we saw Forgetting Neverland. Cody’s got an absent dad and who cares. Walmart greeters have been fired and we don’t really care. Vince thinks that the solution is to everything is just for people to just stop having kids. We are starting a petition to bring coach Brown back from Last Chance U. Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott have 0% chance of staying together because life. If you haven’t heard of a slut pack, tune in to save your relationship.
This episode the guys talk about when Facebook became a thing. Novak’s body is all of the wrong side of 30 because he takes just about every type of vitamin without any of it working. Novak has yet to find a food that will throw his body out of homeostasis. He can eat healthy, or McDonalds, and always feel the same. The guys figure out that most of these fitness influencers don’t know what they’re talking about. The Momo Challenge is freaking kids out and parents are pissed about it. Robert Kraft did nothing wrong for getting a massage from that nice lady. Novak shared his experience about Marylin (the oldest woman he’s slept with) in Vegas. When are you supposed to ask a girl if she’s on the pill and how is every guy horrible at putting on condoms? Vince decided to dress up as “black dick” for halloween when he was younger. Finally the guys touched on how it’s okay to be fat now.
On this episode, the guys open with how Novak got cucked on on his graduation a decade ago. Cody is washed up and is a shell of the athlete he used to be. R. Kelly is outta jail and smashing’ Big Macs. The guys reminisce on how great MTV shows used to be and that they should be on The Challenge. The main requirement to be on an MTV show is to be able to get drunk and sleep with random people. The guys get to the bottom of what constitutes “making out” with someone vs a kiss. We found out Vince is a Costco terrorist. High school curriculum continues to be a joke, just like the good ole days. And finally the guys talk about how media outlets aren’t held accountable for the nonsense they put out.
This episode the guys talked about how Jordyn Woods couldn’t resist bangin’ Tristan Thompson. How Novak almost got in a fight when he was 20 at SWAT in Havasu and now he’s going back to DJ in Mexico for spring break. Burberry said hold my beer Gucci when it comes to hoodies. Novak told us how having kids ruins your relationship with your significant other. Everyone chimed in on how we rank women on a scale from 1-10. Novak found a fake ID a decade ago in Havasu and magically found the owner in Newport Beach years later. The guys explain that being ugly makes life so much harder. Women rule everything because they hold the key to sex. The guys question Vince about swimming from Alcatraz to the shore. And we got to the bottom of if we would let a girl peg us or not.
This episode the guys talk about both Vince and his dad getting engaged within 3 months of one another, how halo top ice cream is like pulling out during sex, and how awesome Uber is even though they lost 1.8 billion dollars last year.
This episode the guys have their first guest Tim Larson on the show. They talk about Vince plunging his own feces out of a toilet with his bare hand at an Indian restaurant, bestiality, Vince's 8+ parents, and how all of them might actually be into guys.
This episode the guys discuss the basketball jersey scandal, how much it would take for them to post a dick pic on instagram, and why you never ask bottle service girls for their phone number. Like ever.
This episode the guys talk about this being their first podcast episode, Vince almost dying drinking too much water, their dislike for women's sporting events, and how shitty it is to get traded mid basketball game like Harrison Barnes.