In his 8th consecutive guest-less episode, Matt ‘celebrates’ Easter the way everyone should: from home. But some people are still insisting on going to church today— and Matt is in a rage about it. He also gets into what the fuck Easter is all about in general, what he thinks the rapture will look like if it actually comes (it won’t), why some total maniacs think Bill Gates is Satan, and sheds some light on a few of his ‘favorite’ COVID-19 conspiracy theories. Later he answers some of your Twitter questions and — perhaps most important of all — gives an update on last week’s intense elevator encounter with that disrespectful maskless asshole.