December 4, 2019
Traci and Carsen won't stop going to shows, but they won't stop complaining about them either.
September 12, 2019
Traci and Carsen are getting fed up with people wasting everyone else's time.
September 9, 2019
Traci and Carsen have to open up Urban Dictonary just to get on FB (they mean Facebook).
September 5, 2019
Traci and Carsen try to figure out how to tell someone they, uh, might need to take a shower
August 9, 2019
Traci and Carsen swap vacay stories, and the stress that comes with getting back to the real world.
July 23, 2019
Traci and Carsen speak their minds, but even they know when to shut up.
July 8, 2019
Not only are their friends picking up their phones in the middle of conversations, but Carsen and Traci are finding that people can't be bothered to let each other finish a sentence.
July 1, 2019
Traci & Carsen are done with people in the audience that think they should be on stage.
June 17, 2019
It's okay to keep a few cards up your sleeve, you don't need to put all 52 shades of crazy face-up on the first date!
May 24, 2019
An Instagram picture is not worth dying over, or wearing a fanny pack for.
May 3, 2019
Traci has a follow up about her tax nightmare, and Carsen gets sneaky with contracts.
April 25, 2019
Carsen went to the Rock Hall Induction, she and Traci break down the fans that show up vs. the fans that show OUT.
April 15, 2019
Special Tax Day Edition, and unlike Traci's accountant, we don't bill you randomly.
April 12, 2019
Carsen and Traci talk about being different from friends but being the same as everyone else
April 5, 2019
Carsen and Traci talk about going down the rabbit hole of your ex's social media.
March 28, 2019
At least pretend you're listening when you're ignoring us. We're starting the party here.
March 14, 2019
We'll never stop loving Bob Ross. Or using Purell.
February 22, 2019
Carsen *thinks* she's uncovered a rental scam, and Traci is pretty convinced she has, based on what the moon is up to this year.
February 15, 2019
Carsen has strong feelings about the live action Aladdin. And now Traci has concerns about Carsen.
February 8, 2019
We don't wanna buy your stuff. We can't get you tickets. And then we feel bad.
January 31, 2019
Penn Badgley, stop following me. Stamos, please follow me.
January 25, 2019
Stop using Carsen's house as a highway!
January 18, 2019
We've got issues for days...
January 10, 2019
Are we bad people if we still love Ignition (Remix)?
December 18, 2018
Two chicks who can't even...
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