The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from the gays gaze. The end of the episode is what it is and our reactions are covered in this final part of "Hello Losers".As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:PART IV00:31 - "Hello Losers" says Laura, to the audience04:13 - It's almost the end... the water is ominous07:19 - Two mysterious portals appear to land of het renewal!16:43 - A last homophobic allegory to the Creation of Adam26:56 - It's THE END, coping with the aftermath33:32 - We did, we recapped the final episode Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever been and Eve is at her jauntiest. We could have had it alllllllll! However sadly, the only gay wedding we get is one that makes no sense, as Eve and Villanelle embark on their final mission to take out the 12.More than halfway into the “finale” and it begins to feel like there were only six episodes of the show written with the first and last split into two. The fluff that we get would be fine and not cause for alarm, had this not been dubbed as the final time we interact with any of these characters for the series.As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:PART III03:13 - Sapphic science and the implied smash05:31 - Repeating scenes to "amplify" the implied smash19:10 - Villanelle as the "bottom" forevermore19:54 - The Barn Swallow and bullshit with Pam and Carolyn21:48 - EVE HAS HER HAIR DOWN! In this Ted talk I will-26:39 - Carolyn talks to Eve, but it makes no sense30:07 - Pam informs Villanelle that Konstantin is dead34:34 - The now digital 12 sends Eve a location38:49 - Scoping out the Dixie Queen, the 12, & a wedding40:15 - Carolyn and Pam AGAIN... so Pam can walk away43:02 - Back to the Dixie Queen for murder and bullshit50:15 - Eve and Villanelle kiss for the last time53:36 - A beautiful gay wedding, where nothing makes any sense Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Villanelle and Eve, squatting in bush, then K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! We are here at what Laura dubbed the "piss kiss", but first, our favorite murder sapphics have stumbled upon an unassuming het couple with matching scars, and now they must all share a bothy! We get domesticity, witty jokes, tarot card readings and gay crime. It was almost perfect, but Laura Neal would never stand for that! Carolyn says stuff to Pam and Pam says stuff to Carolyn, none of it is important or necessary, but it is still said. Imagine writing for a spin off that doesn't exist yet??? As the breakdown continues we debate aloud about some of the choices production made and if they served the story overall, while also focusing on the beauty of Villaneve's first true kiss.As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:PART II00:53 - Carolyn arrives at Heathrow Airport to meet Hugo02:29 - Oh look it's a bothy! (Google it)08:43 - In London at the MI-6 safe house12:57 - Villaneve suffers the hets and their tarot cards18:20 - Carolyn gets what she wants + domesticity with Villaneve21:51 - Eve and Villanelle finally SLEEP together & there's scar play!!32:04 - Villaneve snack and drive in a camper van37:58 - Truck shop shenanigans and intense lesbian energy from Villanelle42:46 - In Hempstead in with Carolyn and Pam and bullshit44:00 - Eating curly fries and flirting like assassin hoes46:05 - An old MI-6 hang is revealed as a clue48:22 - ACT 2: How Laura handles Bill's murder52:14 - Carolyn and Pam continue to talk needlessly56:39 - We arrive at the infamous "Piss Kiss"58:44 - Villanelle is willing to do whatever Eve wants1:06:43 - We got the (implied) SMASH!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Wow, we're back friends! Finally f*cking back with our recap of the final episode, of the final goddamn season of Killing Eve. After marinating on the depravity given to us by Laura Neal for the past few months, we're displeased to report that no, it doesn't get better 😩🤣. The rage does not dissipate, the hurt doesn't lessen- it only evolves. Please join us as we begin our dive into the last episode, heartbreak be damned! With Beyoncé reminding us that Laura Neal May break our hearts but won’t break out soul, we eviscerate the episode for what we felt just didn’t work from a myriad of perspectives to show that the lack of Emmy noms wasn’t just a political move.. that it was warranted. Prepare thine ears, and here we go!As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:00:31 - We back in this bihh!!! #TraumaClowns20:01 - Starting again at the almost beginning25:24 - Villanelle pulls up to find Gunn on the ground & Eve in a tree27:41 - Gunn whistles while she... hunts??34:07 - Villaneve has their first fight of the episode43:43 - A return to Gunn's cabin, where they find a surprise49:39 - Eve and Villanelle drive off rudely, in a boat50:46 - ACT 1: Summing up disappointments with Gunn56:40 - Another couples fight on Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Come with me and you'll be, in a world of Laura Neal's creation. Take a look, bra ta ta taaa, into her confabulations!!!!! We'll begin with some worms,on Gunn's sapphic island of horrors, hunting pigs, and dirty nails, defy gay explanation!!! Look clowns, there's no way to put this lightly alright? Recapping the final two episodes of Killing Eve is PAINFUL. We don't want to do it, yet here we are. Many questions still remain about what exactly thee fuck went down on Gunn's island, but we do our best to make sense of it all in this part 3 of The End of Killing Eve: Making Dead Things Look Nice.As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:0:31 - Konstantin gets a phone call in bed4:29 - Carolyn goes to Salsburg to meet a bird man8:05 - Pam with Konstantin looking like shit8:59 - Vlad tries to flex on Carolyn11:47 - Gun and Villanelle on the hunt13:02 - Martin visits Eve at "home"18:23 - Being gay in the woods23:04 - The 12 goes digital with Pam at the carnival25:15 - Gunn offers Villanelle worms by the fire29:13 - Eve takes down her murder wall33:46 - Carolyn gets the old man snatched35:04 - Eve gets a flight to Scotland40:14 - Konstantin meets his end with a pizza cutter46:58 - Eve arrives to Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors53:39 - Villanelle cackles as Gunn gives chase54:49 - Eve appears like a small deer in headlights59:18 - Does Gunn really have wifi?1:01:10 - The fucking end to episode 7 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey hoes, we're back in this bihhh, but we still haven't started the recap 🤣 We continue on our tangents about gay mess and pirates, including a short jaunt into time travel, before finally delving into episode 7 of Series 4 entitled "Making Dead Things Look Nice." In this penultimate episode of the final season, Villanelle is all up in Gunn’s island watching her lay down the law, lift, and hunt. Chasing a lead after being betrayed in Berlin, Villanelle is informed by Gunn of her motives and her desire not to have her way of life tampered with.As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:0:30 - More tangents on what KE didn't do1:27 - A brief spoilery jaunt into Black Sails shenanigans24:53 - Another tangent, but this time it's time travel40:15 - OK, finally getting into goddamn episode 745:25 - Gunn's island of Sapphic horrors48:22 - So Eve apparently DOES have a job52:29 - Karaoke and protein shakes lead to final goodbyes58:44 - Faux leaves us with a bad taste and bad advice Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

You guys, it's been MONTHS, and we're still not over the ending of Killing Eve. In the weeks since Laura Neal decided to debut her depraved homophobic fantasies before our eyes, we've accepted that we'll never be over it, and that all we can really hope for are better coping strategies as time marches on. Have we discovered what those strategies will be? Not really, but "Fuck Laura Neal" remains a prayer and a wish that acts as a balm to our wounded souls. In this first part of our recap, we provide an update on the pulse of Killing Eve nation, discuss a nihilistic Eve Polastri, concepts of queerbaiting in media + coming up with new terms for new bullshit, while also discussing why a sexy show like Killing Eve had so little sex.As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:0:30 - We're back and it's time to celebrate good news!!!18:37 - The pulse of Killing Eve nation33:23 - A nihilistic Eve at the end of Series 247:07 - KE as queerbait or something else: poll results49:36 - Coming up with new terms for homophobia in media53:20 - Queerness and concepts of exploitation1:00:54 - Sex with meaning in Killing Eve1:05:17 - Concepts of gratuitous sex1:07:14 - Missing moments with Gunn and Helene Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We've reached the end of our prologue, but it is only the beginning of our deconstruction of Killing Eve. In this final part of the prologue we rundown the plethora of wonderful article headlines, detailing the utter failure of the writers, Sally's #girlboss ethos from The Hollywood Reporter, and previews of rants from snacks to come. As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:02:25 - The end of Collider with Laura12:37 - A rundown of shitty headlines about the finale31:17 - Terrence brings up Sally & The Hollywood Reporter46:13 - The travesty of the fashion, or lack thereof 1:02:40 - Stopping for now1:07:30 - Shout out to Jessica! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

In part two of our prologue, we continue going in on Laura Neal's decidedly homophobic Decider article. After raging for several more minutes, we take a break to examine the absolutely bewildering words of Sally Woodard Gentle, before heading back into the eye of the storm with another interview with Laura from Collider. We still can't believe this is real life. Words were said, but nothing makes any sense.As always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:00:31 - The Case of Laura Neal: Decider (cont.)31:35 - Sally speaks to Deadline... why Sally???48:54 - Laura talks more bullshit to Collider Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Well damn, Killing Eve is officially over and it's left us feeling a way. After sitting with the final two episodes for a week, much like a meal at a friendly familiar gathering, in this prologue the Polastris begin to recall moments in which the feels felt similar in tv + cinema past. After finale interviews began making their rounds, the tone deafness read not only as violent, but as that of people who neither knew or respected what they had on their hands. It’s a fumble of historic proportions- if the IMDb scores, fandom, and reviews are any indication. It’s time the Polastris stop being polite and start getting real. Your Killing Eve epilogue begins here. Please adjust your volume accordingly. vAs always, if you have any thoughts (or feelings) about a topic we discussed or Polastri theories of your own to share, please do so by emailing us at heyyouguys@wellwellvillanelle.com or hitting us up on any of our social media accounts. Episode chapter marks + relevant links are below, and please follow us on all the things for daily screaming about #Villaneve #SheLives #BelieveInVillaneve #VillaneveEndGame #InLauraWeTrustED @wellwellvillanelle @wellvillanelleSupport us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/wellwellvillanelle - or - https://www.patreon.com/churchofmisandry/Coffee for those late nights: https://ko-fi.com/misandryGet you some misandrist gear: https://misandry.storeChapter Marks:00:32 - We're finally back, still sad and VERY MAD16:59 - Unpacking how we felt during and after the finale34:32 - Sentiments from friends about the finale41:48 - Examining the 'Bury Your Gays' trope42:52 - Terrence's first trope tragedy48:31 - Candice's first trope tragedy1:04:13 - Queers of yore vs the icons of today1:08:01 - Don't shit on queer content!!!1:11:44 - The Case of Laura Neal: Decider Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.