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March 23, 2020
If knowing is half the battle, then how come nerds have so much trouble beating barbarians, huh? Our heroes realise there's much more to their fey-world foes than they'd anticipated, and with a trusty book in hand in the form of Zuddiger's Picnic, they head to their local library to do some research. As they learn more about their opponents, new mysteries uncover themselves- who's this mysterious count we're reading about? What has he got to do with the Green Lady? And more pressingly... what's he got to do with the snowstorm billowing out from the mines in the local quarry town?! Pull on your parka; we're going on a journey through the ice and cold! Walls get climbed. Gaps get leapt. Graves get shattered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you fit four frost giants in a cramped up cave? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
March 16, 2020
Oh, thank goodness, it was all merely a dream! And everyone knows dreams are never, ever, ever significant! The city of St. Gilmorg is beset upon by fiendish nightmares that seem somehow all too real, and our heroes smell a rat. Something must be behind these dreams... but the question is what? Or, maybe a better question is how do we stop it? Oh, actually, it'd probably be an even better question to figure out how it's even able to do this in the first place... gah! There's just way too many questions! All we know is that we have to do something... or the dreams that come tonight might be even worse than what preceded them. Tuck yourself in, friends... we're in for some rapid eye movement tonight! Druids get bit. Houses get burned. Doors get knocked. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it okay to cook a talking creature if it's like, really rude to you? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ BE GAY ROLL DICE NETWORK: https://discord.gg/ExjY3uh Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
March 9, 2020
Sometimes, there's no stranger sound than silence. When you're waiting for the inevitable- in this case, the appearance of a reality-shifting Bloom that threatens to batter down the walls between reality and the realm of the fey- silence like that can be horrible to live with! Thankfully, though, we've found a stranger sound than silence. Tonnes of babies, crying in the woods. Yeah, you read that right. Like, an army of screaming babies in the woods. What's going on there? Who knows! But it sounds like some reality-shifting nonsense to me. Grab your spear and plug your ears- it's time for a Bloom-Slaying adventure! Books get given. Turnips get kicked. Vengeance gets had. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are two heads REALLY better than one when it comes to surviving sonic attacks? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
March 2, 2020
Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was also a sword. The Kingmakers have come home triumphant from the War of the River Kings, but they have no time to rest- they've been informed that the Wicked Fey Queen, Nyrissa, is moving to steal their kingdom from time itself! Under the threat of the mysterious Season of Bloom and armed with a mythical weapon to guide them, our heroes must band together now more than ever in order to protect the Kingdom of Kilcela from not only bandits or beasts- but from otherworldly magic that threatens to rip reality to shreds! Hold onto your butts- it's time to begin the end! Kisses get given. Bags get bought. Water gets inspected. All this and more in the first episode of Kingmaker Book 6: SOUND OF A THOUSAND SCREAMS, where we ask the hard questions like... how do I explain a threat if I don't actually know what the threat is? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
February 24, 2020
Progress Marches On! The Kingmakers find themselves finally face to face with King Castruccio Irovetti, Lord of Pitax and Longtime Rival of the Kingmakers. With an immense, Steam-Powered Clockwork Serpent, weapons and tools salvaged from a crashed ship from beyond the stars, and treachorous magic beyond our hero's wildest imaginations, the Clockwork King will not go down without a fight.  But each of our heroes has a stake in the game- and none of them are the kind to give up either. It's the final showdown between the Kingdoms of Kilcela and Pitax- but who will come out on top? The Kingmakers, or King Irovetti? There's only one way to find out- let's have our decisive duel in the pit of the Clockwork Castle's ruins, and see once and for all, who deserves to rule, and who deserves to die! Animals get banished. Arms get grown. Bad News gets delivered.  All this and more in this, the season finale of Kingmaker Book 5: War Of The River Kingdoms, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it ethical to kill people by using a child as a weapon? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
February 17, 2020
Throw some coal on the fire! The Kingmakers find themselves reunited with some old friends, but the danger isn't over yet. Before they can escape the Cruel Clockwork Castle and end the War of the River Kings once and for all, they must put out the flames in the heart of the beast and grind the steam-powered engines to a halt- but they will not find it unguarded! All of this is pretty cool, but.... man, it's sooty down here! Is breathing in all this coal dust healthy for you? I mean, I know the guy who runs this place is evil and all, but like, surely there's some health violations going on down here. Are we sure we want to have our climactic duel to shut down the engines HERE of all places? Yes? Well... here we go, I suppose! Souls get banished. Proposals get made. Arrows get fired. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are there any spells that can help me with platformer challenges? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Ballad of the Seven Dice: https://www.balladofthesevendice.com/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
February 10, 2020
Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Our daring heroes find themselves in the Clockwork Castle in search of friends, foes and answers. Where did you put our companions? How do we shut off this machine? And what's the deal with all these doors?! Seriously, there's got to be a couple of hundred of them! But before we can find any concrete ends to these mysteries, they've a few obstacles to overcome- namely, a squad of big, mean robots and an even bigger, meaner Oni General. Hold onto your butts- with the amount of blood we're about to spill, we're going to make Sekiro look like a walk in the park! Performances get given. Constructs get piloted. Neighs get whinnied. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best dance I can do to scare the hell out of my enemies with my cool sword? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
February 3, 2020
To battle! The Army of Kilcela has garnered some powerful allies throughout the Glennebon Uplands, from old foes to towering giants. But now that they've garnered enough strength, they're finally ready to take on the might of the Clockwork Regiment of Pitax. As our heroes get ready to lead their forces against their mechanical opponents, they can look forward to a fair fight. Right? No tricks, no underhand tactics- just something nice and straightforward, right? Of course, it's never that easy. What's up with the alarm they're ringing out? Or the rumbles from behind the city walls? Or the black plumes of smoke coming from the dozen chimneys from Castle Pitax? No time to think- let's end the War of the River Kings by tonight! Trolls get scared. Ladders get launched. Reunions get had. All this and more in the 1 Year Anniversary Episode of Dice Will Roll, where we ask the Hard Questions like... are there any rules that say the castle CAN'T be considered a combatant?! Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ Monster Credit: https://paizo.com/threads/rzs42r10?Ravingdorks-Crazy-Character-Emporium --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
January 27, 2020
Quests. Every adventure needs them. They're a critical part to the life of a hero, be they a mission from a high priest to seek out an ancient relic, a treaty to seek out a bandit king, or... wait, am I reading this right? A cry for help to slay an evil monster from a particularly depressed mammoth? On their journey to seek out allies who can help them go to battle against the Clockwork Regiment, the Kingmakers traverse the Glennabon Uplands on a particularly unusual mission. Can our brave heroes triumph in the face of legendary opponents? Or is their legend a tragedy, not an epic? For my sake, I'm hoping it's the first- I don't wanna be out of a job writing these blurbs! Lore gets shared. Curses get inflicted. Alliances get forged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you win an arm wrestling fight with a Barbarian King? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
January 20, 2020
Into the belly of the beast we go! The Kingmakers continue to wage war against the Clockwork Kingdom of Pitax, and in order to overwhelm their mechanical foes and their twisted king, they must undermine his allies. And to do that, they've travelled deep into the cursed woods of the Thousandvoices Forest to find themselves in the Hungerdark Caverns, facing off against Minognos-Ushad, the Wyvern Queen. Only one problem... she's like, a lot scarier than we originally anticipated?! She's like, 30 feet tall, and her fangs are as long as my arm... is it too late to change our minds and leave? Yes? Well, no point crying about it now! Hold on tight- things are about to get rocky! Heroes get gulped. Trees get chopped. Battles get witnessed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the real-estate value of a haunted castle in the woods that fades in and out of reality? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11 Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
January 13, 2020
Oh, your magic world might be full of ancient prophecies and legends of days to come, but that's not how we do it here on Golarion! Here prophecies are RARE and usually BOGUS, and may or may not be the result of ancient wizards messing with things they don't understand! Our heroes find themselves with an audience with an ally who's quite literally the stuff of legends- and find out they've got some legendary duties themselves! And what's a good legend to do? Why, go kill some dragons, of course! The hunt for Minognos-Ushad, the Mother of Wyverns, continues- but never forget, would-be dragonslayers. Not only can you hunt dragons... dragons are fully capable of hunting you too. Water gets gargled. Skeletons get squinted at. Coup-de-graces get delivered. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the real-estate value of a haunted castle in the woods that fades in and out of reality? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11 Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
January 6, 2020
To arms! The Kingmakers have won their first major victory in the War of the River Kings, having saved the little town of Littletown from the maws of the wyverns. The battle may be won, but the war is far from over, and now they must hunt down their sinister spawnmother and prevent it from happening again! But are things as simple as they seem? Will both sides of the war play fair, and allow the victor to come down to whoever fights truest? Or will Pitax cheat at this too, just like they do with everything? Only time will tell, soldiers- for now, though, hold your shield and charge to the defense of the downtrodden- we've a war to fight in, boys! Bombs get lit. War Crimes get discussed. Clocks get smashed. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... why did the political climate of early 2020 have to happen just as we got to the war arc? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod royalty free Music by Giorgio Di Campo for FreeSound Music  http://freesoundmusic.eu/ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymAqiboAXY&list=PLJTMWBusH2x7D4i-r8uJeBaYTztgoaQPx&index=11 Huge thanks to Podcorn for sponsoring this episode. Explore sponsorship opportunities and start monetizing your podcast by signing up here: https://podcorn.com/podcasters/ --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
December 30, 2019
Of course, you realize, this means war! Betrayed by the Bandit Kingdom of Pitax, the Kingmakers find themselves back in St. Gilmorg, only to find it overrun by clockwork soldiers hellbent on reducing the city to rubble! With wyverns circling in the sky above and trolls on the horizon, it quickly becomes apparent to our heroes they have two options: take up arms and lead the Kingdom of Kilcela to victory against the heinous Pitaxian Hordes, or like, give up and die, I guess. And knowing the Kingmakers- their friends captured by villains, their home under attack, and their legacy at risk of being lost to history like countless other River Kingdoms before them- that means there's only one real thing to do. Onwards and forwards, Kingmakers- it's time to start a true War of the River Kings! Machinemen get melted. Grapples get stung. Spells get charged. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... war! Huh! Good god, y'all, what is it good for? Derry's Mass Combat Rules: https://www.reddit.com/r/Pathfinder2e/comments/dwxpba/mass_combat_for_pathfinder_2nd_edition/ Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
December 23, 2019
Ho Ho Ho! During the bleak winter nights of the end of the year , the Fey of the Kingdom of Kilcela bring all the good little girls and boys gifts as a sign of good-will and peace. But lo and behold, this year, the unthinkable has happened- and a gift has gone missing! In this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, our heroes, a trio of fey adventurers, must find out what happened to the missing present, solve a murder, and save the Generic Winter Holiday! But watch out... who knows when the terrible Gringrungrangrun, that horrible fairy-eating monster, might strike next?! Grab your sugar canes- it's time to make the Yuletides gay! Investigations get started. Cookies get eaten. Gifts get given. All this and more in this very special episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the festive questions like... what are the best spells to protect me from the Krampus? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod Festive Music Used:  Jingle Bells, Wish, Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy by Kevin McLeod  Investigation Music For Background Music by Gumberculese  Jingle Bells (Dark Piano Version) by Myuu  Just Us League by RKVC --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
December 16, 2019
When the going gets tough, the party puts their hands on their hips and expresses total disbelief at how garbage the situation is, before sighing in resignation and doing it anyway. After the Kingmaker's top athlete is poisoned by a rival nation in an effort to sabotage their victory streak in the Rushlight Tournament, Improvisations have to be made, and the only other jouster even close to her level is the King himself! Faced with mounting challenges, both athletic and personal, the Kingmakers must weave their way through the intertwining politics of the festival and prove themselves the champions of the games! But are these games really what they seem at face value? Or is there more intrigue beneath the surface? And if there is... then what place does Kilcela have in all of this? It's time to carry on the torch and wrap up the tournament, fellas- if you can make it out in one piece! Corsets get waved. Kisses get given. Chess Games get played. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is there a cure for the itchy demon rash spreading around my inner thighs? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
December 10, 2019
On your marks! The Rushlight Tournament swings into action, and so too must our heroes! Taking the place of athletes to win the mighty Rod of Lordly Might for Kilcela, the Kingmakers find themselves pitted against the best and brightest of the River Kingdoms' Sportsmen. From ripped barbarian archers to petite lumberjack sorcerers, this sports showcase is more than a little out of the ordinary. But while all is fair in love and war, it might not be in sports! Can our heroes overcome the tricks and cheats of some of the less scrupulous kingdoms? Or will the best men fail to win? It's game time at the Lake of Mists & Veils, and it seems our heroes are here to win! Notes get taken. Bullseyes get shot. Logs get split. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best spell to cure insomnia? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
December 2, 2019
Sports Festival Arc! Every good adventure should have one! But when you're invited there by a pompous King with a potential vendetta against your own and your list of events gets "lost in the mail"... are you really here to just play some sports? The Kingmakers find themselves caught in the flow of the Rushlight Festival without the right athletes, and must improvise to make sure the show can go on! Will our heroes rise to the occasion and become stars of the event? Or will they make fools of themselves and their nation in front of the most powerful elites of the River Kingdoms? Grab a flask and get ready to play- the tournament of a lifetime is about to begin! Names get misspelled. Wine gets sipped. Books get read. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the safest way to avoid attracting the attention of a master poisoner? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
November 25, 2019
Are we going to need a vacation from this vacation? It's been a long year for the Kingmakers since the defeat of the reborn Barbarian King, and Kilcela has grown to embrace the status of a true River Kingdom. So much so, that the neighbours are starting to take note of them! An invitation from their rival nation of Pitax brings them to the Rushlight Festival, a fair of fantasies that showcases the best and brightest of the River Kingdoms! But between a citystate of spies, a domain of deposed nobility and a of assassins- can Kilcela stand out against the crowd and make an impression by winning the legendary Midnight Joust? Or is there more going on than meets the eye between our King and his old home? Boulders get yote. Monsters get charmed. Revelations get made. All this and more in the first episode of Kingmaker Book 5: WAR OF THE RIVER KINGS, where we ask the hard questions like... how can I convince my friends to try eating honey-roasted spiders from a food stall? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
November 18, 2019
What does it mean to be a hero? To some, it might be to do good for your people, no matter what. To others, it's an insatiable hunt for glory. It could very well come to be that two heroes might find themselves in direct opposition with one another... one to protect all that is pure, the other to conquer it. Funnily enough, you'll never guess what this episode is about! The spirit of Armag the Barbarian King lies within his wicked supersword, Ovinrbaane, the enemy of enemies, and the Twiceborn Warlord now finds himself facing the Heroes of Kilcela who wish to stop him from enacting his grim conquest of The Stolen Lands and beyond! Can the Kingmakers stop this cruel king from reigniting the flames of a long gone kingdom of blood? Or are they doomed to fall to the Enemy of Enemies and be the first to make up his throne of bone? Walls get mimed. Accidents are had. Tragedy strikes. All this and more in this, the season finale of Kingmaker Book 4: Blood for Blood, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is it weird to try romance the Big Bad halfway through a duel with him? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
November 11, 2019
You might think you're tough. You might have slain monsters, saved villages and kicked butt. But you didn't do it in the Tomb of Trials, and the Tomb Master didn't see it, so it didn't count! Now PROVE yourself! The Kingmakers travel through the Tomb of Armag in pursuit of the Reincarnated Barbarian King, but they are not alone. A haunting voice echoes through the misty passages of the crypt, guiding them through terrible trials to prove themselves worthy of their place in this mausoleum of misery. Can our heroes overcome the tests laid out for them that will surely push them to their absolute limit? Or will they fall to their doom here, as the Twiceborn Warlord retrieves his terrible weapon, Ovinrbaane, the Enemy of Enemies? Balls get rolled. Teeth get chattered. Naps get taken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... does tapping the ribs of a Deathless Skeleton really play xylophone noises? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
November 4, 2019
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And certainly, when you're facing off against tens of hundreds of brutal barbarians guarding the entrance to the final resting place of the Stolen Lands most dangerous superweapon, it's very useful to have friends! But... are we really allying with THOSE guys?! The Duchy of Kilcela wades into battle against the Barbarian Hordes of the Havzhi Khal alongside the Kingdom of Pitax(?!) in an effort to catch the reincarnated Barbarian King and stop him from getting a hold of Ovinrbaane, the Enemy of Enemies and the most wicked weapon in the land. It won't be an easy fight, but push past the battlefield, the cultists and the tomb, and perhaps the Kingmakers can put a stop to the nefarious warlord's plans! Scarves get wrapped. Barriers get raised. Trials get taken. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it still child murder if you kill a teenager that's artificially aged themselves? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
October 28, 2019
In the life of an adventurer, there's never really a chance to catch your breath, is there? After being tossed off a cliff by a vicious Barbarian Warlord, the Kingmakers decide to regroup and return to St. Gilmorg and plan out their next move. But any hopes of relaxation and recuperation is dashed when rumours swirl of the sinister Rainwater Razor's latest murder, forcing our heroes into investigation. Who is this deadly serial slayer and what are they doing on the streets of Kilcela? One way or another, today's a fine day to become killer killers! Tarts get eaten. Fires get started. Flags get raised. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best spell to use to understand someone's accent? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
October 21, 2019
Many a tale begins with the sight of an enchanting maiden bathing beneath a waterfall under the moonlight. Now, take that, and imagine that instead of a beautiful young lady it's actually a huge beefcake of a guy, and also, there's goblin-wolf-dog-thing creeping up on you, and you don't know what's going on but you guess you're here for the ride?? If you're picturing it so far, then you've got a pretty good idea of what kind of episode this one's gonna be, folks. No time to think- it's a battle back to back with a real hunk with an air of mystery against some of the night's scariest monsters (if you're level 4, at least)! Swords get shown. Armour gets pierced. Heroes get yeeted. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what kind of gift can I get the man who has everything (like, a hundred different swords)? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
October 14, 2019
STORM THE CASTLE! The battle cry of so many brave heroes who're ready to die for a cause. Or, like in our case, the panicked yells of a group of adventurers who aren't quite as sneaky as they thought they were coming up with a Plan B on the spot. The Kingmakers are taking out the crooked leaders of Fort Drelev and freeing its people- but to do so, they need to take out the man behind it all, the Mad Baron Drelev! Bent on taking out the Kingmakers and conquering the Duchy of Kilcela for himself, this menacing madman is all that stands between his people and liberation. Now, friends and adventurers, say it with me- off with his head! Druids get carried. Dogs get snoozed. Hunks get peeped on. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... are there any practical uses for being permanently turned purple by a weird artefact? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Redbubble: https://www.redbubble.com/people/dicewillroll RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
October 7, 2019
We've all dealt with pests in the basement before. Possums. Raccoons. Your greasy son who just won't stop playing video games and get a job. But Hags?! That's a different story altogether! The Kingmakers face off against a coven of Annis Hags and their wicked leader, Betty Rustfingers, in the cellar beneath the Drelev Keep. But who else resides in this castle of creeps? Giants? Guards? Cruel, calculating summoners with a disdain for life in favour of his studies? Or perhaps an old friend who just won't take a hint and get lost? One way or another, nothing's gonna stop these heroes- vive la revolution, it's time to put some nobles on ice! Hands get chopped. Windows get jumped. Lightning gets arced. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it that weird to have a bag full of human molars? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
September 30, 2019
A leader's duty is to serve their people, but in their greed, so many kings believe that their people are there to serve them instead. When that happens, it's time to revolt! The time to topple the Mad Baron of Fort Drelev is drawing near, and the Kingmakers must infiltrate his keep to depose him and the crooked nobility he lavishes with instead of saving his barony from the vicious barbarians that overrun it. But, uh... how do we get in? There's like, guards and stuff. We didn't exactly come with a plan, so... I dunno, maybe we should climb the walls or something? No, that's dumb. I'm out of ideas. I'll let our heroes figure their way past monstrous guardians, cunning traps and long-hidden secrets themselves! Vive la revolution! Slimes get sliced. Bars get bent. Cackles get cackled. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... is it unethical to send an Unseen Servant to its doom? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
September 23, 2019
Being an adventurer is easy! When you have a problem, just swing your sword at it until it dies. For example, say you're in a swampy cave, and a horrible tortoise creature rises from the depths and tries eat you. What do you do? Slash it with your sword! Simple stuff! But what about more complex problems, like sneaking into a barbarian infested town where everyone is looking to kill you? Swords won't fix that. Unless..? Now, I'm not saying that it's the PERFECT solution to infiltrating the Mad Baron of Drelev's home, but maybe... just maybe... we can swing our swords at this too! No? Bad idea? Darn, whatever. Our heroes will probably think of a smarter idea. It's time for the Kingmakers to find out exactly what's going on with Fort Drelev, and try topple the crooked crown that lies atop it! Breath Weapons get breathed. Disguises get put on. Dreams get dreamt. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the least suspicious way to walk into a Brothel Church? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ RPG League: http://www.rpgleague.com Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
September 16, 2019
The best way to make friends with someone is to do something that they'll like. Usually that means offering to listen to someone's interests, maybe buy them a nice cake or something- but in the case of the Cruel, Swamp-Dwelling Goggard worshipers of a demon goddess, it's not so easy! Our heroes find themselves fighting off the cruel naga which had bewitched the priest-king of the Boggards in order to gain their favour and bring peace to the marshes- but honestly, can we just settle for knitting them a nice cardigan or something? I'm tired of having to killing monsters for other people! Poems get recited. Rings get given. Baby Carriages get investigated. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the most likely outcome from pulling a mysterious sword out of a spooky rock formation in the middle of the water? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
September 9, 2019
A mission of intrigue requires everything to go right. It takes skills, guts, and stealth to get in and out without being spotted. Or, alternatively, you could be infiltrating the caves of some grossly incompetent Boggards who have no real idea what they're doing. The Kingmakers wish for an audience with the Demon-worshipping Priest King Sopoko, and they don't want a fight- but unfortunately for them, the Boggards of the swamp village of M'Bottu certainly do, and their surprisingly vicious frog guide Garuum is aching for revenge. What's up with these guys and revenge, anyway?! Vengeance this, vindication that- can't the Boggards just sit down and talk with one another? It's a marshy dungeon crawl adventure for our heroes as they navigate the tunnels of M'Bottu and try end the Boggard attacks on the merchants of Kilcela! Frogs get pelted. Tamers get munched. Deals get made. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... how do you politely tell a naga you're not interested in a friendship with them? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
September 3, 2019
Culture Shock! Whenever you visit a new place, you're bound to find a few customs you're unused to. But what's with everyone here in the swamp trying to drown us to please their assorted gods? Our heroes venture deeper into the murky Hooktongue Sloughs to investigate a barony conquered by barbarians and a clan of frogfolk that have been attacking travelers on the roads to their kingdom. But first, they must overcome some of the hazards of the marshes- such as a trio of hideous bog mummy clerics of the goddess of undeath! Onwards and forwards, heroes, and guide this motley expedition of lizardmen, gnomish mapmakers, corvid treasurehunters and furious frogmen deeper into the wilds! Gas pockets get popped. Balls get punched. Villages get sneaked through.  All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions like... what's the best backrubbing technique to calm a raging Boggard? Patreon: www.patreon.com/dicewillroll Discord: discord.gg/rDhQuVq Reddit:  https://www.reddit.com/r/dicewillroll/ Music Via Owlcat Games Theme Song: Kick Shock by Kevin MacLeod Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License Ad Music: Local Forecast - Elevator, Airport Lounge, Lobby Time and Bit Quest by Kevin MacLeod --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support
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