Three childhood friends in their mid thirties interview eclectic guests and talk about current events from an uninformed male perspective. Listen to their comedic take on life, marriage, friendship and awkward everyday situations. Join them every Monday at 8:00 am for their expert MMA analysis of the most up to date UFC and Bellator news and fights.
Bryan goes to Bellator 228 and describes the shit show that is Bellator. The guys play "what hoe done it?" and guess which women are guilty of a crime. John Valentine drops by the studio to promote his upcoming charity fight for the Veterans Foundation. John shares about his life, his career in MMA and how he broke his whole face during a fight.
UFC suspends Mexico after beers get thrown. New Breaking Bad movie dropping Walter White hints and Netflix plagiarizes Lost. The guys breakdown the Emmys.
Bellator Featherweight fighter Henry Corrales calls in to talk about his upcoming fight on Saturday Sept 28. Talks about his new fight camp, his fake teeth, and how uses anger to help him win fights
Male kegles, Tekashi 69 snitching on everyone, and Wes recounts the time he saw a murder in prison. The guys breakdown the Tyson Fury fight and tell Connor Mcgregor what he is doing wrong. Donald Cerrone is officially the gate keeper and Justin Gaethje looks for a new fight.
The timeline of porn and taking your nanny on vacation with you. The guys pitch the comeback of bum fights and try to figure out who Logan Paul is fighting. Comedians getting in trouble for telling jokes and rotten tomatoes is full of shit. The guys breakdown UFC 242 and decide who Khabib should fight next.
Bryan becomes addicted to percocets and reviews the new Chappelle Netflix stand up special. The guys play "know your hoe" and try to figure out photo captions for insta hoes. UFC featherweight fighter Josh Emmett comes on the show and shares that he would like to fight Brian Ortega or Jose Aldo. Josh also talks about his life in the UFC as a fighter and a fan and tells the guys about the underground bar in Europe.
The Amazon is on fire and no one seems to care. There's a pornstar living in the tunnels of Vegas, and is it possible to have sex nonstop for an hour? The guys breakdown UFC 241 main card and predict whats next for Daniel Cormier. Nate Diaz comes in hot against Anthony Pettis. Yoel Romero and Paulo Costa stay hot on steroids and win fight of the night.
The guys go down the conspiracy rabbit hole of staged suicides, pizzagate, sex islands, and simulation theory. They ask themselves why Henry Cejudo wants to fight women and give their predictions for UFC 241. The guys play "which table y'all sitting at?" UFC edition and determine which table would have the most booze and drugs.
Mexican housewives of Texas have arrived with their hot accents and drug lord dressed up as a little girl tries to escape a Brazilian prison. The guys determine that the Trumps paid Robbie Lawler to throw the fight and no one still talking about Colby Covington. Cris Cyborg becomes a street fighter and the guys breakdown shitty UFC fighter nicknames.
Crying over tv shows and Mario Lopez getting attacked by the trans community. The guys play "guess the race" and things get super racist and super sexist. The guys also giver their predictions for the Colby Covington vs, Robbie Lawler fight.
Do steroids make certain sports more entertaining? and do strip clubs have decent food? Ian Butler comes into the studio to announce his next Bellator fight and talks about steroid use in MMA. They breakdown the RDA and Leon Edwards fight and ask if Greg Hardy is only getting attention in the UFC because of his domestic abuse charge.
Is disclosure needed when having sex with a transexual? relationships and one night stand rules apply? The guys breakdown UFC 239 and predict that Amanda Nunes will need to fight a man next. Urijah Faber comes back with a vengeance and Wes gets really excited about Luke Rockhold's body.
What does a vagina that use to be a penis feel like? Peru has shitty animal predators and an all animal olympics. Bare Knuckle Queen Bec Rawlings guest stars and talks about her new Bellator fight contract. Bec shares her experiences during her bare knuckle spree and plays fuck, marry, kill with UFC fighters.
UFC fighter Ashlee Evans-Smith comes back into the studio to make geography bets, talk about her upcoming fight in Uruguay, and breaks down how USADA tests UFC fighters. They get into girls smelling dicks, black films, and a list on which country has men with the biggest dicks.
Black Mirror making gay video games. The guys get in a heated argument whether woman feel pain when they get hit on the crotch. Plus the guys breakdown UFC 238 and watch UFC fights to see a fighter lose.
The guys interview UFC fighter and future straw weight champion Tatiana Suarez. Tatiana is a badass fighter running through the UFC straw weight division. Wes is missing from the show and the guys have no idea where he is.
D.A.R.E makes you want to do more drugs, being completely honest at work, and a 2 minute review of the GOT documentary. Is Brendan Schaub a funny comedian? Yoel Romero finally gets paid for being on steroids, the guys start a petition to have Tatiana Suarez and Karate Hottie fight, and wtf happens to winner of the Gustafsson and Smith fight?!
Bryan feels like its Groundhog Day, drinking at work, dick to dick while training jiu jitsu, and even hot girls get boring. 2 minute review of the GOT finale. The guys also break down the RDA vs. Kevin Lee fight, and make a bet on Nate Diaz missing his upcoming fight.
Death predictions for the last episode of Game of Thrones and we point out the bad and the great from episode 5. The guys breakdown UFC 237. Was the Rose Namajunas knockout a fluke? BJ Penn breaks the record for most consecutive losses and Anderson Silva goes down right after a leg kick. Bellator 221 is also in the news; MVP gets knockout after doing a goofy spiderman stance. The guys also get excited for D.C vs Stipe and Diaz vs. Pettis for UFC 241.
Figuring out how to watch the Met Gala and sex traffickers taking Uber to their destination. Bryan gets physical with cab drivers, Espejo gets bad ratings on Uber, and people try to get into Wes' car on his way home. The guys weigh saline boob implants and make predictions for who will die next on Game of Thrones and who will ultimately sit at the throne at the end of the show.
Wes gets censored after trying to spoil Avengers Endgame, and Bryan and Espejo argue whether GOT or Enggame was better. The guys determine which religion is the most insane and request for a re branding of Jesus. The guys talk about the upcoming DC and Stipe fight and breakdown the UFC heavy weight division. Producer for the day Tim defends Connor McGregor to death and the guys make porn analogies for the UFC.
Do girls watch porn? Shanie Smash and Ashlee Evans-Smith come in studio to answer this and share their point of view on veganism and determine what is the best way to eat a human. Bryan goes on a rant about the effectiveness of dick pics. The guys welcome John Fitch to talk about his upcoming fight with Rory Macdonald at Bellator 220 and go over what he is done different in his fight camp. John Fitch also talks about his book which outlines his career and his early days in AKA.
Game of Thrones is back in full force and the guys get excited to breakdown the entire first episode. They got spoilers, wrong names, predictions, and plot twists. The guys also breakdown Stylebender vs, Gastelum, Max Holloway vs. Dustin Poirier and deem them two of the best fights of the year. Israel Adesanya calls Jon Jones a bully and Max Holloway is not 155 potential.
The guys are joined by MMA fighter, exotic dancer and author, Crystal "Vanessa" Demopoulos. Her book, the Stripper Bible it's a "how to" for exotic entertainers trying to succeed in the industry and about the morals and ethics that come with it. Vanessa also talks about her dating life and the guys propose setting up a tinder account for her. The guys also give their predictions for UFC 236.
Wes gets assaulted at work by his homeless stalker and the guys try to get her on the podcast. They pay their respects to Nipsey Hustle and Bryan breaks down the tragic event. The guys breakdown Valley Uprising, Free Solo, and Cocaine Island documentaries and rip on April fools jokes. Lastly they recap the One Championship DJ fight, Justin Gaethje's win over Edson Barboza, and Eddie Alvarez' eye injury.
Bryan gets diagnosed by WebMD with jizz rib, the guys breakdown Amy Schumer's latest stand up special, and pretend to know what is best for all stand up comedians. Bryan rips on Wes and Espejo for watching YOU and The Hand Maid's Tale. The guys predict how Jesse Smullet's character will die on Empire and assume that Connor Mcgregor is doing hoodrat things.
Jameson and Ashlee-Evans Smith come into the studio and drunken talk ensues. The guys breakdown Connor Mcgregor's arrest and speculate he is up to no good. Ben Askren gets the donkey show award for roasting people and Ashlee reveals her UFC man crush.
The guys recap UFC 235 fight party at Cabo Cantina, go over Michael Jackson's documentary Leaving Neverland, and try to figure out who bailed out R. Kelly. The guys also talk about Cody Garbrandt's loss, ask what's next Tyron Woodley, breakdown Robbie Lawler and Ben Askren's fight, and guess how much each fighter made for the night.
this week the guys go over sharing bank accounts, kicking people out after sex, and figuring out how Khloe Kardashian got cheated on. They try to wrap their heads around flat earth theory and get a tip that Dillon Dannis asked to be fined on purpose. The guys also discuss GSP's retirement and give their predictions for UFC 235.
Tekashi69 is going under witness protection, deers are becoming zombies, and Jesse Smallet proclaimed himself as the gay Tupac. The guys figure out a way to get into the Smallville cult and Wes confuses Superman for Captain Marvel. They also breakdown down Bellator 216 and complain about the UFC phoenix fights.
Love is in the air as the guys share what they did on Valentine's day for their special someone and explain what they used before porn was available on phones. The Kardashian train makes it to the podcast and determine which sister looks the best. They also discuss Bellator 216, Kevin Gastelum's neck thing, and review great romcoms. The guys also give their predictions for UFC Phoenix.
Gareth A. Davies gives the guys an insight on his extensive legendary career as a MMA and boxing writer/broadcaster. Gareth shares intimate stories about his life as journalist, his interactions and friendships with fighters, and shares his never ending wisdom about life with the donkeys.
The greatest mixed martial artist of all time, the legend, and UFC hall of famer Dan Henderson joins the guys via Skype to talk about all things MMA. The guys also recap Dan Hendo's legendary career, talk about life after retirement, and tell Dan how they're planning to get the Air Hendo shoes made.
Netflix reviews and binge worthy shows. The guys talk about getting spanked as kids, growing up religious, and Espejo explain how to get into the mormon temple. The guys exchange fuck buddy and break up stories, and try to figure out how women get men into relationships.
The guys are back and they're coming in hot into 2019. They go over their break and encourage dumb people to do their own bird box challenge. Wes gets lost watching Black Mirror Bandersnatch and talk shit on new Netflix shows. Bryan breaks down the R. Kelly documentary and they answer hypothetical questions. The guys criticize Dana White on the Jon Jones steroid controversy and determine that the Golden Snitch is getting blank checks from the UFC.
The guys and Ashlee-Evans Smith are in the studio celebrating the holidays with whiskey, beer and something called vegan eggnog. They are sharing their thoughts about bullying, social media bragging and feeling shame after masterbating. Join them on this special xmas episode of the donkey show podcast.
Bellator Champion Ilima-lei Macfarlane and Ashlee-Evans Smith join the guys in the studio to drink some beers and talk shit. Ilima tells the guys what she looks for in a guy, camel toes, and what life is like as a Bellator champion. They also talk about anal beads, dating apps, and much more.
The guys discuss christmas recitals, and sex stories that don't involve sex. Stand up comedian Keith Yackey calls in to talk about the time he shut down the 101 freeway, opening for Brendan Schaub, and the time Joe Rogan told him he made love to his song. Bryan breaks down the Tyson Fury and Deontay Wilder fight and says why Anthony Joshua won't fight them. The guys also give their UFC 231 predictions.
This week the guys make a checklist for how to tell when a girl wants to hook up and Wes gives 40 year old hooking up advice. The guys chastise Tito Ortiz for fighting Chuck Liddell and get excited for the Vanzant/Ostovich fight being back on. UFC fighter Smilen Sam Alvey calls in and shares his opinion on the upcoming Anderson Silva vs. Stylebender bout. Sam tell us about the time he broke his jaw, his wife helping him get into MMA, his g-string weight in picture, and much more.
Ian "SilverBack" Butler sits down with the guys to talk about his MMA career, his challenges since joining Bellator, the time he died from an overdose, and transporting millions of dollars in an armored truck. UFC fighter Christos Giagos calls in and tells the guys his game plan for his upcoming fight in Australia. Christos also talks about the time he thought he killed a guy and predicts how he will win his next fight.
Bryan teaches the guys about pegging, and figure out which shade of black Bryan is. The guys discuss the Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell fight, and share their opinion about Cowboy Cerrone fighting Connor Mcgregor. The guys reminisce about the time Bellator Champion Ilima-Lei Macfarlane came into the studio with her belt and throw shade at Instagram for telling people how much time they should spend on their app.
Do Bumble, Grindr, and Tinder work? the guys discuss how to get laid in 2018 and figure out if sex-doll prostitution will be a thing in the future. They set up Daniel Cormier's next fight, predict Jon Jones' future in the UFC, ask if Floyd Mayweather failed to fix his cancelled fight, and predict UFC Fight Night 139 outcomes. The guys also review their most recent watched movies and Netflix shows.
Bring out the vodka! the guys get saucy and compare their favorite holidays. Florida becomes the fake news capital and Wes warns the listeners about tainted Halloween candy. Andy Gross calls from the road to talk about his most recent headless prank, his dummys scaring him, and the guys are left speechless after his magic trick.
Bryan gets ready to buy a gun and all Donald Trump supporters find the perfect way to date. The sex doll guy shows up again and the guys get creeped out. Motivational speaker and MMA fighter Truck Gordon talks about personal development, how to reach your goals, and shows the guys how to develop a positive mindset. The guys follow up on the Mighty Mouse and Ben Askren UFC trade.
Kanye West goes to the white house and creeps out Donald Trump. The guys review 90's movies that still hold up, and pick their best MMA meme of the week. UFC bantanweight Suga Sean O'malley joins the guys to explain his recent issue with USADA, gives his perspective on why he feels this suspension won't affect his career, and answers fan questions about smoking weed with celebrities and much more.
The guys welcome attorney Vincent Howard to rectify their mansplaining of the Brett Kavanaugh sexual accusation. Bryan updates everyone on his vegan diet since he lost the bet with Ashlee Evans-Smith and accepts his vegan card. The guys discuss the Connor McGregor and Khabib aftermath, get excited about Jon Jones vs. Alex Gustafsson, and predict whats next for Connor McGregor's career.
THE GUYS TACKLE THE BRET KAVANAUGH ISSUE AND DIVE DEEP INTO THE CRISTIANO RONALDO RAPE ALLGETATIONS. THE GUYS ALSO INTERVIEW SEX EXPERT AND ESCORT HARPER COX. HARPER SHARES THE DETAILS OF HER SEXCAPADES, HER PERSONAL LIFE, AND TELLS THE GUYS ABOUT SOME OF THE WEIRD SEXUAL REQUESTS SHES RECEIVED. THE GUYS ALSO TALK ABOUT UFC 229 AND GIVE THEIR PREDICTIONS
THE DONKEY SHOW IS BACK TO GO OVER EXS STAYING ON YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA, SEX ROBOTS, AND THE BILL COSBY CONVICTION. TEXAS HIP HOP ARTIST "BURGER MAN" CALLS THE GUYS TO TALK ABOUT HIS NEW SINGLE, LIFE TOURING COLLEGES, AND HIS NEW APPROACH AT HIP HOP. ASHLEE EVANS-SMITH ALSO DROPS BY THE STUDIO AND PUTS HER VEGANISM ON THE LINE FOR THE KHABIB AND CONNOR MCGREGOR FIGHT.