Everyone's a critic, even with porn. Hosts, Yvette and Alice, discuss the holes and the plot holes of your favorite porn. They're joined by comedians, porn stars, scientists, authors to review films, discuss the industry, and topics that are porn/sex adjacent. Twitter: TGOMpodcast
Where there's a willy, there's a way! Alice is joined by past guest & co-host Silvia Saige (@silviasaigexxx) and bestselling author Josh Sabarra (@JoshSabarra) to review the modernized gay porn parody remake of the 1980's classic, "9 to 5". Support us on Patreon! Listen to Silvia's podcasts: Sexy Funny Raw Sexual Disorientation Snag Josh's book's: Porn Again
Alice is joined by guest-host Ginger Banks (@gingerbanks) and her fellow pornstar friend, Lo Valentine (@LoValentine_). The ladies watch Deadpool XXX and talk set makeup, trademarks, Star Wars prequels, bad Cosmo sex tips, fluffers, fake pop shots, conspiracy theories in porn, and more. Don't forget to leave a review! Support us on Patreon Support Scibabe
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian and Jim Jeffries Show correspondent, Curtis Cook (@Curtis_Cook), to review Archer porn...all 4 hours of it. In an episode to where we yet again praise Tommy Pistol, talk Dancing with the Stars, getting fired from the government, MS13, micropenises, Babylon Bee, and social media. Support us on Patreon! Watch the premiere of Crank Yankers September 25th. Live in LA? 9/5 go see Giant Robot Comedy Night (8pm show at GRT (2062 Sawtelle Blvd.) in Sawtelle Japantow)
Drop and give us 20...pumps that is. This week Samantha Mac (@TheSamanthaMack), founder of Porno Bootcamp whips Alice and Yvette into shape on all topics bootcamp related, fidget spinner buttplugs, dresses banned on social media, vore, body positivity, and washing your junk. Support us on Patreon to hear more from this conversation!
Alice & Yvette are joined by industry powerhouse and lemon stealing whore, Joanna Angel (@JoannaAngel). The ladies discuss her career, Joanna's choose your adventure book, Instagram, Alice's $500 crayon contest, furniture & logos in porn, clone dogs, and much more. Get 20 FREE tokens for Cam4
If all you need is 10,000 hours to become an expert, how many hours do you need to masturbate to become a coach? Alice & Yvette are joined by Amy Weissfeld, a somatic sex educator, to discuss what's it's like to be a masturbation coach. Follow us on Twitter: TGOMpodcast Link to Hitachi Get 20 Free Tokens for CAM4
Yvette & Alice are joined by pornstar, London River (@LondonCRiver), to talk slash fics, obscenity laws, young Ted Danson, Yvette's new thigh gap, and review Cheers! porn. Support us on Patreon! Snag 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com with code TGOM20 Get 20 FREE TOKENS for CAM4
Alice & Yvette are joined by porn script writer & former production manager Dan OhReally (@DanOhReally) to talk porn extras, permits, capitalism, Ron Jeremy eating your food, and how we really feel about this week's parody..."This Ain't Terminator XXX". Support us on Patreon! Use code: TGOM20 for 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com Eat Dan's food in Brooklyn, NY! Bushwich Sandwich Lab
Comedian, Dave Kinney (@DavidKinney), joins Alice & Yvette this week to see what happens when you try to turn a show about a live sketch-comedy show into a porn...and forget to ask Judah Friedlander to star in it. We also cover what to not put into a microwave, rocket knees, custom gym blazers, and porn Kenneth. Support us on Patreon! Get 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com with code TGOM20
Alice & Yvette list of advertisers they'll likely never work with, as well as a cardinal rule one Patreon broke. They also review "I Dream of Twinkie", where a scantily clad genie named Twinkie is rescued from his bottle and has three sex wishes to grant his new master. Become a Patreon! Snag 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com with code: TGOM20
Alice & Yvette are joined by multi award winning veteran pornstar and cat lover, Lance Hart (@lancehartfetish). The MFF this week discuss sweets, cross over performers, industry testing, how he almost accidentally died on set, and dick injections. Don't forget to leave us a review! Support us on Patreon Use code TGOM20 for 20% OFF CloneAWilly.com
Alice & Yvette are joined this week with Vice President of the Adult Performer Advocacy Committee (APAC) & pornstar Riley Reyes (RileyReyXXX)! The threesome nerd out and get weird with porn horcruxes, consent culture in porn, ethical porn, clown orgies, bad sex advice, alternative sex toy stores, and a squirrel eating a taco shell in a tree. Get 20% OFF Clone-A-Willy with code: TGOM20 Support us on Patreon and listen to more content!
From the director that brought you "Cum Hunters" and maybe watched the Spielberg classic once, we present "ET: XXX", where a horny alien is stranded on Earth and befriends a young woman named Ellie. Alice & Yvette are joined by porn writer, Allison McKnight (@thatmcknight) to review this mess. Join and listen to extra audio with Allison on our Patreon! Use Clone-A-Willy code: TGOM20 to save 20%! Don't forget to leave us a review!
How much do dominatrixes and therapists have in common? A lot. This week, Alice & Yvette are joined by former dom/porn reviewer/author Robin Shamburg. Mattel might not be too happy with how we use Barbie dolls, we learn about Christ complexes, and what it's like to have been a dom in the 90s. // Save 20% at Clone A Willy with code: TGOM20 // Save 50% off AdamAndEveVOD.com with promo code: TAKE50// Buy Robin's Book// Support Us on Patreon!
We're stepping up our game with the Foot Fetish Queen of New York, Becky Berardi (@badassbeckyshow)! Join Yvette and Alice as they explore this specific kink, and the tips and tricks Becky doles out to keep us on our toes. Support us on Patreon! Don't forget to use code TGOM20 for 20% OFF your order at Clone-A-Willy Find more Becky here: http://www.badassbeckyshow.com/ Instagram: @badassbeckyshow @beckysboutiquenyc
It's the ladies first foursome with hosts Keanu and Allan from "The Week in Sex" (@TheWeekInSex). The group reviews a Keeping Up with the Kardashian porn parody, Keanu meets more jewish people, and Bounty becomes an unofficial sponsor of this episode. Check out our official sponsor Clone-A-Willy for 20% with code: TGOM20 Don't forget to leave us a review and support us on Patreon! Follow Allan: @AllanFuks Follow Keanu: @keanuCthompson
We will draw a cat for you...or at least our guest this week will! Shark Tank alumni and Raccoon penis connoisseur, Steve Gadlin (@CatDrawingGuy), joins Yvette and Alice on this week's episode to review Pee Wee Herman porn. Much like the porn, we go into some strange places with abortion tax laws, a woman named Urethra, vagina volcanos, and Evan Stone...playing everyone. Join us on Patreon to hear about Alice's sex injury
Camgirl and activist Ginger Banks (@gingerbanks1) solidifies her place in the girl squad by joining Yvette and Alice to discuss what it's like to be a cam girl, portrayal of the sex industry in entertainment, sticking sponges into your vagina, crypto, and working towards destigmatization. Listen to more of our convo by becoming a Patreon! Don't forget to leave us a review! Hitachi Magic Wand, you're welcome.
Can you make necrophilia sexy? Probably not, but if you apply enough scabs and sex, you may just have just filmed the Walking Dead XXX. Alice and Yvette are joined by comedian Von Decarlo (@VonDecarlo) to review this week's film and think way too much about zombies. Support us on Patreon! Check out Von Decarlo's upcoming shows & podcast! Specifically her NYC gig on May 22nd
It's less of a sitcom and more of a "sit-cum" as Alice and Yvette review Friends porn this week with comedian, Bridget Phetasy (@BridgetPhetasy). As always, we detail things we know are important to our audience: what constitutes a triple threat in porn? Can a foosball table be used during sex? Who can identify what cooking ingredients are being rubbed on from a 100 yards away? Support us on Patreon! Leave us a review!
Great slut! Alice & Yvette are joined by StarTalk Allstar, Natalia Reagan (@natalia13reagan), to review "Fap to the Future." Join the ladies as they discuss how Marty Dickfly is thrown back in time, and with the help of Cock Brown needs to make sure her parents fingerbang at the Enchantment Under the Semen Dance. Don't forget to leave us a review. Support us on Patreon for more content! Use code "2girls" to save $60 off Motorbunny Starter Kits and Motorbunny LINK Bundles!
After Hulk rampages through the city of Las Vegas, porn-"Nick Furry" assembles the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. in an attempt to capture him. That said, not much else happens because our heroes get a little...distracted. Alice and Yvette review the superhero film with the help of comedian, Brendon Burns (@brendonburns). http://www.thebrendonburnsshow.com Don't forget to leave us a review! Support us on Patreon
Alice and Yvette review the 70's classic, Debbie Does Dallas. They dare to ask the questions no one else wants to: Does it hold up? Is it too rapey? Why is someone doing a pile driver in the shower? Who keeps a rotary phone on a tennis court? Is it sanitary to stick a candle in your vagina? We also review Alice's time in Barcelona and going with Yvette to a spa. Support us on Patreon! Code: TGOM20 for 20% at Clone-A-Willy.com
Good things come in "little" packages! Yvette & Alice are joined by legal sex worker, Alice Little (@TheAliceLittle), who discusses what it's like to work in a brothel in the Nevada! The ladies discuss safety, pegging, why every bedroom needs an extension cord, and legalization. Support us on Patreon! And don't forget to leave us a review
This week Alice & Yvette are joined by Hall of Famer, Lisa Ann. Get the scoop of what happened behind "Who's Nailin' Paylin?" and that one lifeguard porn where Lisa "saves" a guy in a bathtub. Also covered on the show: shaving butts and other healthy habits, her return to porn, predators, honing a career in a changing market, and new UK porn regulations. Support us on Patreon!
Alice & Yvette are joined by AVN award winner and comedian, Missy Martinez (@MissyXMartinez). On this episode we resurrect "will they-won't they", what it's like to be a sex toy model, elephant penis...the other dark meat, and incest! Become a Patreon to get access to the Japanese Game Show porn we reviewed. Save 20% Clone-A-Willy with code TGOM20
Alice and Yvette are joined by AVN Nominee and often "step-sister", Kate Kennedy (@KateKennedyxxx ). The ladies discuss Portland as a hotbed for strip clubs, using cheese in sex, Kate eating sandwiches, and review the Parks & Rec porn parody. Will this porn parody be... "Too Big To Nail"? Support us on Patreon and listen to extra content!
What's it like to have your porn watched by Alex Jones? Kai Bailey (@kaibaileyxxx) gives us the scoop! Since we couldn't find gay frog porn, we resorted to "Horat: The Sexual Learnings of America for Make Benefit Beautiful Nation of Kaksuckistan." This week we discuss proper whoreganization, how many blowjobs could've prevented WW2, Clone-A-Willy, and the #HoratChallenge. Support us on Patreon! Don't forget to go to www.cloneawilly.com and save 20% off with code TGOM20
Alice and Yvette are joined by a monster in the industry, Dredd's penis...oh and AVN-Nominee/XRCO-winner Dredd (@DreddXXX ). We discuss the trials and tribulations of having a larger than average member and ask all the questions you've been sitting on! Did we mention there's dick jokes? Support us on Patreon! Leave us a review on iTunes! Our official Instagram. Our official Twitter. Alice Riding a robot if you haven't already seen it.
Alice & Yvette are having a wholesome MFF, with non other than CollegeHumor's Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry). The girls clearly can't contain themselves when they hear he's willing to do the dishes...without being asked. Together they review SpongeKnob SquareNuts, because our childhoods haven't been ruined enough. Support us on Patreon! Leave us a review! Check out Ryan's channel on Pornhub
Yvette and Alice are joined by a man who's humor can only be outmatched by his dick, Tommy Pistol (@TommyPistol ). The multiple AVN award winner sits down with the girls to discuss literal food porn, sex dolls, uncircumcised penises, and the secret to great sex (hint: it's something you aren't "talking about") Support on Patreon for more content! Leave us a review!
D'OH! Alice & Yvette are joined by former Simpsons animator, Anna Maltese (@MalteseAnna) to destroy our childhoods! When Homer gets a new camera, Marge can't help but let her blue hair down and and show us the most "colorful" body paint sex scenes we've ever seen. Alice riding the robot. Get extra content and support us on Patreon! Leave us a review!
Yvette and Alice recaps Alice's time at the AVNs and AEEs (adult entertainment expo). Link to the now infamous video of her on a motorized pleasure machine. Make sure to support us on Patreon for more videos from the event...as well as to see the weird staircase jacuzzi from her hotel. Support us on Patreon
What's it like to direct a porn? What was left on the cutting room floor? Who doesn't listen to porn with the volume blaring? All these questions and more are answered as Alice & Yvette sit down with Lee Roy Myers (@leeroymyers)--film director, producer, screenwriter, and founder of Woodrocket specializing in parody porn! Don't forget to leave us a review! Support us on Patreon!
Alice and Yvette get on a tangent about semen; why Alice is storing a 5 gallon bucket of cum in her closet, how it’s not a cure for back pain, and not to be used for cooking whether it be as glaze or mixed drink. They also review the 1982 post-apocalyptic classic, Cafe Flesh. Bear with us as Alice’s microphone breaks midway through recording and we discuss role-play with milkmen dressed up like rats. Link to Semen Cookbook. Support us on Patreon for extra content!
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian, Eitan Levine (@Eitanthegoalie), who proves anyone can write an AVN nominated porn parody if you just believe in everyone but yourself. They also review This Ain't Ghostbusters XXX and more importantly rack their brains over how the production team hasn't yet been sued. Donate to Eitan's film campaign! Join us on Patreon. Don't forget to leave us a review!
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian & quicksand connoisseur, Matt Lieb (@mattlieb) to review The Big Lebowski XXX. Learn the unspoken history of quicksand porn, what not to do with a Big Mouth Billy Bass, and our futile hopes of Beta making a comeback as we review the the pornified take on the cult classic. Support us on Patreon. Leave us a review!
Yvette and Alice reflect on podcasting in 2018. Of course, they ask the hard hitting questions— would ranch, honey mustard, or Country Crock be good lube? Why aren’t more men offering threesomes with their guy pals? Why are women farting on sheet cakes? Also a discussion on FB, UK, US, and Chinese porn regulations. Ersties Podcast Leave us a review! Support us on Patreon
Alice and Yvette this week interview trans superstar and multiple AVN award winner, Venus Lux @VenusLux. Listen to topics such as Alice's sweater, transitioning, dating within the industry, who is our daddy?, and another plea for creative dick pics which we likely will regret. Support us on Patreon! Don't forget to rate us & leave a review! Venus Lux's Official Site (NSFW)
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian/producer/friend Emery Emery (@emeryemeryii) to review the 1972 classic, Behind the Green Door. See how three people can spend an hour talking about a porn with no lines, a six-minute slow motion cum shot, and how it's possible to experience death by semen. Science Friction Support us on Patreon Check out Offensive Crayons
Alice & Yvette attend CSIcon (Committee for Skeptical Inquiry Conference) and sit down with an ER doctor, a zoologist, and science communicator. Dr. Angela Mattke discusses what to do in event your sexual acrobatics go awry. Timothy Caulfield (@CaulfieldTim) of Netflix's "A User's Guide to Cheating Death", talks Japan, sex dolls, and labia surgery. Dr. Abby Hafer shares with us all the sexual fluidity in the animal kingdom including cross dressing fish, gay seagulls, and measuring balls. Don't forget to rate us and leave a comment! Support us on Patreon
Alice & Yvette tackle the puntastic wizzarding world of Whorrey Potter. A young gay man, Whorrey, is taken to the wizard academy by his joyful drag queen guardian, Fag Hagrid. There he befriends two male students, Himmione and Ron. They try to steal the balls of a feared evil wizard...He Who Must Not Be Laid. Don't forget to leave us a review in iTunes! Support us for more content at Patreon
Alice and Yvette found the most patriotic American to help review porn with them, Tom Arnold (@TomArnold). Join them in reviewing "Who's Nailin' Paylin?", the autobiography of "Serra Paylin" and her tireless dedication to bridging foreign relations with our overly friendly Russian neighbors. Episode includes an accidental cameo by Arnold Schwarzenegger, behind the scenes stories you won't hear elsewhere, and an accidental white supremacist moment. Donate to Camp del Corazon Support us on Patreon Leave us a review & spread the word!
Loosely based on the American sitcom, see the porn that Bob Saget wished he had made while on the set of Full House. Alice and Yvette review the Pornhub exclusive and tell you whether or not it's more tolerable than Fuller House. Don't forget to leave us a review! Support us on Patreon
Alice and Yvette are joined by industry legend, Nina Hartley (@ninaland). The ladies discuss everything from longevity in the industry, gag reflexes, tips to satisfy your partner, pornolingus, anti-porn feminism, sterilization, incels, and much more. https://www.nina.live Make sure to rate us! Support us on Patreon
Alice & Yvette cover the raunchy twist on the cult classic, Clerks, with Manwhore host Billy Procida (@TheBillyProcida). In this, Dana is called in to cover a shift at an adult superstore store on her day off. Her friend Randy helps her pass the time while she has to deal with a slew of sex obsessed customers. Don't forget to rate us! Support us on Patreon
Alice & Yvette are joined by comedian/pornstar, Silvia Saige (@silviasaigexxx) to review the porn version of Pulp Fiction...Pump Fiction. In it, Johnny and Sean are two hit men on a hunt for a briefcase with a special toy for their employer, Mr. Marcus. Their day is filled with intense blowjobs, guns, and action. Plus, you'll never guess how the boss's wife, Nikki, is revived after she ODs in the pornified version of the classic scene. Leave us a review! Support us on Patreon
Alice & Yvette chat with NYT Best Seller, Wednesday Martin (@WednesdayMartin ), on her new book "UNTRUE" and why everything we know about female lust and infidelity is wrong [with the science to back it up]. We also find out straight females are super freaks, which might explain why Alice has dirty thoughts about Captain Crunch. Support us on Patreon And don't forget review us!
2/08/2019 Update: It's come to light that Mercedes has recently been arrested and charged with allegations of of sexual abuse of a child below the age of ten years old. If convicted, we will be removing this episode. ------ Yvette and Alice are joined by the stunning and brilliant pornstar-engineer Mercedes Carrera (@TheMercedesXXX) to discuss Operation M.I.L.F, porn as contraband, legislation that affects porn, industry health testing, FOSTA-SESTA, free speech, internet regulation, and politics in the South China Sea. Meet us at CSICon Rate us! Support us on Patreon
In a spin on the Kubrick classic, Alexandra and her "Droogs" embark on "a little of the old ultrasex." After being apprehended, she submits to a behavior modification technique to earn her freedom where she'll abhor the thought or action of sex. Alice and Yvette are joined by comedian, Ian Harris (@comediocre), to break down this unusual twist on the classic. Don't forget to rate us! Support us on Patreon
In an experiment, a pair of scientists use electric jolts to induce a woman to have erotic dreams. The sex might normal, but the situations are anything but. Yvette & Alice breakdown what it's like to get it on with a Jack in the box, fish, cowgirls, and a life-size box of Cream of Wheat. Please rate and review us! Support us via Patreon
Yvette & Alice sit down with AVN award winner, Sinn Sage. Sinn walks them through the difference between tribbing versus scissoring, tips on giving great cunnilingus, LGBTQ issues within porn, wrestling, and much more. We also discuss our love of the Hitachi and why you shouldn't participate in "grapefruiting" (or whatever Alice is doing with a shoelace...). Please rate & review us! Support us via Patreon
When a tornado rips through Kansas, Dorothy is whisked away in their house to the magical land of slutty Oz. She follows the Yellow Prick Road toward the Emerald City, and en route meets a horny Scarecrow, a pimp, cum rusted Tin Man, and a possibly gay Cowardly Lion. Rate us on iTunes or whatever podcast app! Support us on Patreon
Porn Star and VR Cam Queen, Ela Darling (@ElaDarling) joins Yvette and Alice to talk about her transition from reference librarian to VR porn, discuss teledildonics, adult toys gone awry, sex robot brothels, porn awards, and life after porn. Patreon Rate us in iTunes or whatever podcast app!