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October 14, 2019
Welcome, Spitwads, to Jason Moore’s procrastination station. Why do something today that could be put off until tomorrow? Also, for some reason today’s show is full of very specific, complex questions. Luckily, that is what we specialize in. Once we breeze through those with ease, we debate which movie theater snacks are the best in today’s draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
October 7, 2019
On today’s episode, we return to the smash hit segment “LIAR, LIAR!”. Which of the buffoons will be the best at spotting the fake facts? Before that, we head into the ‘Situation Room’ to discuss scenarios like being stranded in the wilderness and abandoning our families for a spaceship full of cash. We put a cherry on top of this episode with a draft of our favorite months of the year. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
September 30, 2019
Do you know what we hate? Well, you’re going to find out on this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast as we draft our biggest pet peeves. But before that, we debate some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions which have us hypothetically skinny dipping in public fountains, flying cars to work, and seeing everything 5 seconds after it happened. And, in a totally realistic scenario, we discuss which household appliances would be the scariest if they came to life.
September 23, 2019
We aren’t proud of all the potty humor in this episode, but we aren’t sorry for it either. After all, this is YOUR fault! On today’s episode, we have a couple great poop themed ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Once we flush those, we move on to some more refreshing inquiries during ‘That’s A Great Question!’. Learn a little bit more about the origins of the podcast before we owned our very own Al Borland. We push this episode over the goal line with a draft of animals for our football team.
September 16, 2019
We have heard of ‘staying together for the kids’, but ‘staying together for the kidney’ is on a whole new level. Also on this episode, come along with us as we take a sneak peak at Jason’s funeral. Then, we debate when a public proposal is romantic or just plain cruel. We close this one down with a draft of our favorite Andys, Mikes, and Jasons! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
September 9, 2019
Today we debut another hilarious segment - ‘Liar, Liar!’. Can you spot the lies easier than Andy, Mike, and Jason? We are sure this is going to be another fan favorite segment. Also, thanks to the help of an on-air Google search, we discover something new about bananas! This episode concludes with a draft of the most iconic voices in hollywood. Let us know who we missed. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
August 26, 2019
On today’s show, we talk about licking planets and interplanetary royalty. We also take the time to find the line between Andy’s generosity and selfishness. Then, find out why Jason doesn’t want his family to listen to this episode. Would you rather people have access to your search history or your purchase history? Lastly, we close down the show with a very annoying draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
August 19, 2019
Have you ever said something out loud and immediately realized how dumb it sounded? Don’t worry, so has Andy. Also, find out what’s got Al Borland raining on everyone’s parade today. In our ‘Would You Rather’ segment, we discuss the pros and cons of flossing (the dance) vs. flossing (your teeth). We also have another surprise appearance from our local wizard as we enter ‘The Situation Room’.
August 12, 2019
Even amongst the madness of fantasy football season, we made sure to get into Spitballers Studios to brighten Mondays around the world. On today’s episode, we have some difficult ‘Would You Rather’ questions as well as some ‘Great Questions’. Thank you to all the official #Spitwads out there for supporting the show and submitting some great content ideas. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
August 5, 2019
NEW SEGMENT ALERT! An all new ‘Is This Real Life’ segment debuts today! Yes, this also means a great new segment audio drop. Don’t miss it! But before that we dive into some more great ‘Would You Rather’ questions. Finally, we wrap this episode by drafting The Best Board Games for a game night. Come along and roll the dice with us. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
July 29, 2019
You just finish up a #2 and look to the side and realize there is only 1 square of TP left hanging off the roll. What do you do? Mike gives us (too much) information on his personal technique. Also, find out what has Jason shouting “RUINED IT!” as he invades people’s personal space. And after many suggestions, we are doing a ‘Best Sports Movies’ draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
July 22, 2019
We had to do it. We have drafted ‘Best Smells’ before so it is only fitting to sequel that with a ‘Worst Smells’ draft. You may not want to listen to this one while eating. Before we dive into that though, we tackle some tough questions like: ‘Would you rather always shake a sweaty hand or always have to chest bump’ and ‘If you can make one law that everyone is required to follow, what is it?’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another fun episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
July 15, 2019
Today, we announce an exciting new way to support the show and join the new #Spitwad community! Plus, you will get access to our FULL PODCAST ARCHIVE, ad-free, forever! Would you rather always talk like a toddler or walk everywhere like you’re in a marching band? Would you rather have to start every conversation with a joke or an interesting science fact? We also find out Andy’s methods for solving a flat bicycle tire.
July 8, 2019
Today, Andy begins by sharing a couple stories about Borland from our recent travels. Then, after being approached by our local wizard, we discuss how many years of our lives we would trade in for ‘straight cash homie’. After a few more good ‘Would You Rather’ & ‘Situation Room’ questions, things begin to run off the tracks in our first (and possibly last) Time Travel Draft! Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
July 1, 2019
On today’s show, one of the Spitballers decides to throw his hat in the presidential race. Can you guess which one? Also, does a Rubix cube equate to a life sentence or early release? If you punch yourself and it hurts are you really strong or really weak? Would you rather be forced to perform open heart surgery on one person, or land a jet full of people? We staple up this episode with an ‘Office Supply Store Battle Royale’ draft!
June 24, 2019
After a brutal on-air injury, Jason wonders if he will ever sit again. Then, Andy accidentally reveals the secret identity of Producer Borland. After some compelling ‘Would You Rather’ and ‘Great Questions’, we dive into a draft to create the best lineup for our first annual Spitballapalooza music festival. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy
June 17, 2019
Have you ever held the door for someone at a restaurant only to have them jump in front of you on the waiting list? Do you know someone who is a ‘one upper’ or constantly telling extravagant lies? Then this episode will improve your life. We also have some fun would you rather questions like: ‘Cheeto Fingers or Kool-Aid Mustache’? And before the bell rings, we get nostalgic with a draft of ‘Best Recess Games’. Subscribe and tell your friends about another funny episode of The Spitballers Comedy
June 10, 2019
Booty shorts or belly shirts? Which would you rather always have to wear? Would you rather have $50k in bills or $500k in pennies? As always, these brave men are answering some of life’s toughest, most important questions. We put a cherry on top of this show with a draft of the Best Ice Cream Flavors! Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
June 3, 2019
EPISODE 50! We did it, World! Today, a ‘Would You Rather’ question that would actually help Mike’s resting angry face problem. We also discuss the appropriate time to merge when construction forces traffic to one lane. And finally, we give the people what they have been requesting for so long… The Best Video Games of all time draft. Subscribe and tell your friends about another hilarious episode of The Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
May 27, 2019
Today, we face some real tough life advice like, ‘when to be honest with your spouse about how they look in those jeans’ and ‘what to do when a co-worker continues to ask you to meet up outside of work’. We also banter on some arguably more important topics such as - eating contests, body odor, and controlling the frequency and smell of your own farts. In everyone’s favorite mini-segment, Jason tells us everything he knows about BACON in 60 seconds.
May 20, 2019
On today’s show, we dive deep into the paradoxes of time travel. Mike and Jason aren’t falling for Andy’s oversimplification of it. Mike also takes the time to educate the public on what a ‘Rosy Turd’ is. In ‘The Situation Room’ we discuss the etiquette of dentist hygiene. Not dental hygiene but the cleanliness of our dentists. We put a crown on this episode (low hanging dentist joke) with a draft of The Best Comedy Movies of all time!
May 13, 2019
If you had one shot to draw anything into existence with no erasing, what would you draw? Find out our answers today in 'The Situation Room'. Then, find out how Andy keeps his house cooled down by confusing the air. Also, when sitting on a toilet seat, would you rather it be super sticky or super slippery? We put the nail into this episode with a draft of hardware store items in a fight to the death. Thanks for listening to another funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
May 6, 2019
On today's show, we find out why Mike won't waste his time being courteous to sneezers or answering a text message at 8:01pm. Jason, on the other hand, is far more courteous after a fart than one would expect. We also discuss the unspoken rules of talking at the urinals, the world's longest hair and fingernails, and eating food in the grocery store before you pay for it. We ice this cake with a draft of the most binge-worthy TV shows. Enjoy another hilarious episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
April 29, 2019
With some serious cash on the line, what is the heaviest animal you think you could knock out with one punch? Are you entitled to a cut of the winnings if a friend uses your money to hit big on the lotto? The guys take a trip to the ‘Situation Room’ to explore these conundrums. We then dive into some great ‘Would You Rather’ questions before climaxing the show with a long awaited Game of Thrones Battle Royale draft! Don’t miss this funny episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
April 22, 2019
Today in the ‘Situation Room’, Mike finds himself naked in the middle of Macy’s. The fellas also plan a lucrative art museum heist and in the middle of it, we take a break to find out everything Jason knows about France in 60 seconds. Plus - Would you rather only understand half of what your spouse says, or half of what your children say? We put the lid on the show with a draft of the best snacks for a long road trip. Hop in and come along for a ride with The Spitballers Podcast!
April 15, 2019
We have a great show this week in which Mike throws several of his unsuspecting family members under the bus. Not out of the ordinary, we also bring you some excellent advice on farting in public and awkward bathroom attendants. Then, Andy, Mike, and Jason question if there are people that genuinely enjoy running or if they are all just compensating for overpriced running shoes. No episode is complete without a nail-biting draft so we conclude this episode by picking the greatest movie franchises.
April 8, 2019
We’re coming in hot this week with some huge news. Don’t miss your invite to our upcoming party! Then, come alongside us as we learn the answers to some pretty serious questions. What are the limitations to Jason’s accent impersonations? How can we easily tap into a true source of joy in this life? What the heck is a saucer? Would you rather or would you both? Finally, the guys cast a blockbuster action movie by drafting a hero, sidekick, love interest, and villain. Truly a “don’t miss” episode!
April 1, 2019
This week, Andy had to seek out some ‘Life Advice’ of his own after a series of unfortunate events took place in the bathroom. The boys also discuss what to do when you realize you didn’t pay for an item you got from the store, what kind of headphones to wear if you don’t want people to talk to you, and what the repercussions are if other people don’t hear your words until 10 seconds after you say them. We wrap this funny episode by drafting the perfect SNL cast.
March 25, 2019
Would you rather have your future in the hands of a fake surgeon or a fake defense attorney? Now that you are in a new relationship, what do you do about that tattoo on your back with your ex-girlfriend’s name? If you ask a waiter for a food recommendation, is it rude to pick something else? Andy, Michael, Jason are continuing to answer some of life’s most important questions. We wrap this episode with a draft that will have you randomly singing all week long - Best TV Jingles.
March 18, 2019
Have you ever felt like you are being watched? Like life’s every moment is a performance? On today’s show, you will be comforted to find out you are not alone. We also go back into the ‘Situation Room’ to find out why Jason would leave his human family behind for his new animal pack and how the guys would work together to defeat an “evil force”. This episode comes to an end with an awesome superpower draft in an effort to assemble the coolest superhero.
March 11, 2019
When do you move on from a great pair of pants that no longer fit? How do you recover from absent mindedly shouting “You too!” at a waiter who tells you to enjoy your food? Does aggressive eating lead to excessive mouth trauma? As always, the Spitballers cleared their busy schedules to answer some of life’s toughest questions for you. This episode is wrapped up with a draft of the ‘Coolest Vehicles from TV & Movies’.
March 4, 2019
What do you do when you find yourself in the wrong bathroom? Would you rather be an android amongst humans or a human amongst androids? Jason barely made it into the studio to help the fellas weigh in on these very important questions for you today. The episode concludes with a Disney Character Battle Royale draft and the guys have their own battle to determine what defines a Disney character. Be sure to subscribe to enjoy every episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
February 25, 2019
Andy will be sleeping on the couch for the foreseeable future after this episode! The fellas also help you determine how you put on your pants, when you might need to switch up that routine, and what life is like when viewed in a mirror. We wrap this episode up with a sure-to-be-controversial 'Best Movie Quotes' draft. Yipee Ki-Yay, My Friend. Subscribe and enjoy another great episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
February 18, 2019
An amazing guest stops by the studio today! You might know him from such things as Home Improvement and ... that's probably it. The guys shared some funny moments about sending a text message you wish you could have back and gave some great advice on how to destroy your enemies. In the end, they construct their perfect meal and Jason goes bananas over mashed potatoes. Be sure to subscribe and share this one with your friends!
February 11, 2019
Sometimes you don't want to know what is going on in the dark subconscious part of someone's mind... and yet here we are telling you all about ours. We have some weird minds over here. We give some great dating advice (naturally) and come up with firm rules about "spoiler alerts." Finally, we bring it all home with a soda pop draft. So get your bubbly ready, hit that subscribe button, and enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
February 4, 2019
Sweet mercy there are some can't miss moments on this episode. Between asking and answering questions, stories of wetting the bed, and the most incredibly timed question ever imagined you will enjoy this episode. A lot of people have been waiting to hear what is on Andy's cassette tape from his childhood and you won't be disappointed. Be sure to subscribe, review, and share the Spitballers Comedy Podcast with your friends!
January 28, 2019
Amazing life advice today on how to respond to someone trying to get into the bathroom stall you are occupying. We also explore the pitfalls of trying to protect yourself if you spoke like Yoda. Last week we had an incredibly popular draft of the most memorable TV show theme songs and there were so many that we are also doing a part two of that draft. It's another funny show that you shouldn't miss. Enjoy this episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast!
January 21, 2019
Thank you Spitwads for ONE MILLION DOWNLOADS! Today's Spitballers Comedy Podcast has several gut-busting moments. We learn some (awful) parenting tricks usually reserved for cats and we answer the age-old question of when to wet your toothbrush. It gets heated... in more ways than one today. We finish it up by drafting the most memorable TV show theme songs of all time. Enjoy the episode and share with your friends!
January 14, 2019
It's been a while since we've had a Situation Room experience on the podcast, but the wait is over! Serious, life changing situations like moving your nose to other parts of your body. Important stuff. We also figure out exactly what the worst chores are that you should want to get out of and what songs we probably shouldn't know all the lyrics to. Enjoy today's episode of the Spitballers Comedy Podcast.
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