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January 24, 2020
A 365 pound man ordered a pizza and was angry because he ordered garlic knots and didn't get them. He was so angry that he ended up punching the delivery man in the face. We're going to go out on a limb and say that he didn't get a tip. An Australian man filled his entire vehicle with water and drove it to the liquor store. He was wearing scuba gear and had modified the vehicle so that you could drive it with water. That is certainly one way to do a beer run. The Honch then tells us about his parents getting 'flooded' out at the car wash, after wrapping up a date with his new girlfriend.Also 'just in', a worker at a Best Buy in Hawaii had noticed a man stealing from the location more than once, so she attacked the man. As Gordy stated, "she wasn't having it." What some didn't know is that the worker had put in her 2 week notice to leave the company, but she was fired for the altercation.A Kansas man has asked the judge to settle divorce terms with things like property taxes, by having a sword fight. He asked for time to train so that he could train for the bout. Just so you know, the Honch would sword fight his wife, and Gordy had a TV 'thrown' or pushed onto his head. Listen and Subscribe On:Apple Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle Play: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss
November 8, 2019
This week is still just the D and 'The Honch' together. In a basement. Alone. Honch rants about anti-vaccinations, including Jenny McCarthy, who thought that her and 'other moms' got autism from vaccinations. D didn't know that that whole story was unnearthed, but is this true?But that is not the worst of the conversation. There was a lady in Australia that laced suckers with chicken pox, and then proceeded to hand them out to kids.Do you like Jacuzzis? If you're looking for a great holiday/Christmas gift. There is a company that sells a jacuzzi for your balls or testicles (if you want to be more scientific). It is called the Testicuzzi, and it will keep your region ultra relaxed, and apparently they get their own spa day. And the coolest thing about it is that they used a 3D printer to prototype it, and you can get it in a multitude of colors.Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/dont-tell-our-wives-warm-beer-and-cheap-comedy-and-news-ish/id1355526064Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss
October 18, 2019
Burgers that make you go into labor, and everything else that happens in the world.
September 27, 2019
A porn star stabs her boyfriend and people are importing pigs for all the wrong reasons.
September 20, 2019
There are toilets that will attack you...and Honch is really upset about certain Vegans.
September 13, 2019
We start off this episode with the story of a religious school opening in what used to be a strip club in a strip mall. If you've ever been to one, there is probably some major renovations needed, including glitter removal. I guess there's a reason for you to go to Wisconcin (if not for the cheese curds.) We wonder if the school uniforms might be a little questionable.We turned to reddit to figure out what is our worst first world problems. As it turns out, Honch eats a lot and over stuffs his body. Jethrow doesn't know which of his 3 cars to get rid of, and the D cannot get his USB charger to work for his iPhone. Bubba has issues with the Taco Bell app. Also...Honch resurfaces the pain of his wife ordering Starbucks.So PornHub is actually doing something pretty crazy, but it sort of makes sense. In what they call the 'dirtiest porn ever', it starts people in very polluted areas to bring awareness to the issue of trash. Every time this clip is watched, money is donated to cleaning up beaches. In other news..a person in Florida got in a bit of trouble by making a pill in the same of President Donald Trump. The drug (Ecstacy) was in the shape of his head (and organge in color). The man was pulled over....and of course, the drugs were taken. Looks like he'll be spending some time in prison. Listen and Subscribe On:iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/delay-radio-comedy-funny-news-funny-stories-fast-ish/id1355526064?mt=2Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2PKE9J2XIDd13xsCzvu5EVGoogle: https://podcasts.google.com/?feed=aHR0cHM6Ly9mZWVkcy5idXp6c3Byb3V0LmNvbS8xNjAwODIucnNziHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/31084705Pocket Cast: http://pca.st/itunes/1355526064Stitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/s?fid=436282&refid=stprCastro: https://castro.fm/itunes/1355526064Castbox: http://castbox.fm/vic/1355526064?ref=buzzsproutRSS Feed: https://feeds.buzzsprout.com/160082.rss
September 6, 2019
Prison gender reveal (sort of), and wasting a telemarketers time...less than a man in a TV costume.
August 30, 2019
Man puts brisket in his pants (with propane), and terrible ideas on how to quit your job.
August 23, 2019
Should we run for President? Probably not. We'll just keep talking about water park Tsunamis.
August 16, 2019
Bad record breakers, and fast food giants losing their minds (or maybe its the customers).
August 9, 2019
Grasshoppers invade Las Vegas and women is fed up with dating, marries her dog. Canada hates razors.
August 2, 2019
Funny news...wish a side of house cleaning thief, nude scooter driver, and minor inconveniences.
July 19, 2019
Funny news comedy, with some tanks, a weird drug story, food, and really bad GPS directions
July 12, 2019
A cafe with coffin, overly serious games, and fighting people for continental breakfast.
July 5, 2019
A possible drug addict breaks into Honch's hotel room. The best things happen to Honch.
May 24, 2019
As we kick of this Friday's episode of Delay Radio, the Honch comes in via Skype because he can't help but play around in Canada. It starts off with one of the best Florida man stories to date. A man in Florida has been charged with hitting his girlfriend with a cheeseburger in bed while she was sleeping. When she woke up, he kept hitting her with the cheeseburger. We then discuss the top 3 foods we would want to be slapped in the face with - and a throwback to an 80's movie hit, Real Genius.We then move into questions from Reddit - where we figure out the cheap purchases we've made in our lives, where we later regretted it. The moral of the story is, never buy cheap toilet paper...or hookers.After Q's from the Reddit, a man who committed arson, didn't like the photo that the police had. So he took a new photo and sent it to the police she that he looked better on TV. 
May 3, 2019
On this weekly episode of Delay Radio, we have Jethrow stepping away from his crazy business ideas. From the echo chamber (we have no idea what happened). Jethrow wants to shoot a movie about Helen Keller from the perspective of Helen Keller (sorry.) We are sure that movie won't last very long. That's okay. We went on to talk about other movies and inventions from Horrible Bosses. After talking about what happened after the TV show friends, Honch got on his phone and finally decided to figure out what was happening in the news, but really he ended up just finding funny news article headlines, and describing what it feels like to get hit in the face with all kinds of stuff. 
April 26, 2019
On this weekly episode of Delay Radio, we start off with a completely off the mark introduction, including of Honch, who leans back constantly every week. This time we lay down the rules, and maybe we'll just take the mic to his face.We discuss random things as we always do, including Taxidermy, cows, and other things. As in many episodes, the Jethrow has a business idea. He wants to start a taxidermy business...featuring people's pets. We imagine that if something really bad happens to your pet..it may be too severe to recover. If you could do it to your pets, what about your spouse? His idea progressed, getting bigger and bigger. Picture the band at Chuck E Cheese's.....but your long gone loved one. Thank you for this golden moment Jethrow. After digging further, Honch brings up his sister in law's pet parrot that remembered the angry voices of people long gone.After talking about new business ventures that will hopefully never happen, Honch discusses the 'super pooper' that was in the stall next to him. Honch felt relieved when that man was done...but what he noticed was that there was a phone number on the stall wall. The question of the episode was clearly...do people call those?If you're a cow farmer, did you know there is a dating app for cows called Tudder? It's like Tinder but different. It's literally for farmers to find a dating hook up, so mooooove over Tinder. After talking about cows, we found a question on Reddit, which is what is the WTF moment you were a part of, or was a part of. D discusses one of his crazy buddies who believed that a bowling alley toilet was plumbed into the sewage system. Long story long, share your WTF moment with us!
April 19, 2019
From selling weed, sex emojis, leaving social media,bacon,cartoons,TGI Fridays,potato,screech from saved by the bell, and everything else that's funny, including news.
October 19, 2018
What not to do in college, thieves get caught with macaroni, and fake eyes on fish. Weird, right?
October 5, 2018
Fake jobs, weird bathroom experiences, heaving breathing, thunder dumping...
August 12, 2018
Cooking on Volcanoes to Getting Electrocuted by Scissors..that's gotta be news comedy
July 6, 2018
Comedy news..everything from croutons in the shower to dying on Oregon Trail.
June 22, 2018
From the smell of Play-Doh, to questions from Reddit, to fears of kid slime, bees, and time travel.
May 30, 2018
Stormy Daniels...statue of Trump...national tour. You fill in the blanks. Pure comedy.
May 25, 2018
Top dumb things to do (throwing pizza at cars), bear eating ice cream..and 440 lb bear is not a puppy.
May 23, 2018
We talk a lot between episodes...such as this whole Laurel and Yanny mess..
May 18, 2018
Comedy news..everything from Star Wars to famous people that have died from STD's..oh and Arby's has coke.
May 11, 2018
man goes to prison for fajitas, getting kicked out of the movie Avengers Infinity War, and airport frisking
May 4, 2018
We have no idea what just happened. We discuss North Korea, a man who thinks he's dead, late night snacks, and drinking of hot dog water.
April 20, 2018
Bitcoin con gets conned, drug dealer calls 911, and sweaty dating tips.
April 13, 2018
Flat Earther fails a rocket launch, Tide Pods look delicious, and you should huff strippers. So much more went on, but wow..what a week.
April 6, 2018
Never drunk and Uber. You'll pay. We discuss getting locked out of iPhones for ETERNITY. And we do it showing a few cold symptoms...and we interpret a few dreams along the way.
March 30, 2018
Funny news is comedy..trying proving you are not dead to your home country, would you be a Kardashian? How to give terrible friend advice...not including peeing on Elevators.
March 24, 2018
Stephen Hawking's voice will live on..in us for sure. As will the KFC Colonel hold a snake (in a dream of course). We take a trip down the black hole of funny news with a bit of science...and comedy.
March 16, 2018
You can drink some some cops in Canada, or we can ruin bacon bits and mac n cheese for you forever.
March 9, 2018
Funny news is comedy..well sorta. It is when you get shot in the head, but live..and the dude gets assault charges. That and other brain games...and Mardi Gras beads.
March 2, 2018
We discover how sex toys can deliver you mouth watering meal and tiny condoms.
February 23, 2018
Maybe don't get that Chinese symbol tattoo or eat blowfish..or Home Alone the cops.
February 14, 2018
When does Valentines day go completely wrong? And have you ever sleep shopped?
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