Sean joins me for the first episode back from my maternity leave to talk about how we became parents 12 weeks ago. Everyone describes giving birth as a beautiful experience, but that's a preposterous lie. We are here to tell you the truth: it's HORRID. Did I poop? Does my vagina feel the same? Does it look the same? Are we different people now that we have a child? Am I gonna let Sean defecate on me for Father's Day? Also: drugs and motherhood. Also also: Is it possible that in the process of birth, we've discovered what Squirt actually is?