Four score and three hundred years ago, Lexi Belle and I shot a sailor moon parody we'd rather people completely forget exists. We didn’t become friends that day. Then a year or so later we did a scene together with two men who spoke absolutely zero English where we were instructed to have sex NEXT to each other, but not WITH each other. We didn’t become friends that day either. A few years later, randomly, we suddenly became good friends - and now to this day she is one of my favorite people in the world. Very few ppl r as interesting as her; just when I think I finally have a complete idea of who Lexi is, she says something totally shocking that reveals a whole new layer of herself. This episode is no different. Listen in as we discuss eternal teendom, female friendships, and the road to empowerment via porn. Also, hairy balls.