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February 13, 2020
It’s the big season 4 finale! We beat Ruby Weapon! We see a cut scene in the Shinra Mansion! Then we finally hit the final dungeon, to settle things with Sephiroth once and for all. Then we reflect and take stock of the enormous journey that was Final Fantasy VII.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
February 6, 2020
We go back to the Gelnika to finally get this W-summon leveled. Then it’s time to once again face Emerald Weapon. Catharsis is coming.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 30, 2020
It’s time to go back to the Gelnika to level up more. Once we have another mime, we try again to beat Emerald Weapon. You’re so settled at this point, you might be unsettled… but just settle some more please.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 23, 2020
The true grind continues until we level up our materia enough to give Emerald Weapon a try. So we do! Are you settled in yet?   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 23, 2020
The true grind begins at the start of a new day. Seriously, settle in.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 16, 2020
We learn the truth of Emerald Weapon’s power, so it’s time to figure out the best way to level. Settle in.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 9, 2020
It’s time to grind out some limit breaks to teach Cloud Omnislash so we can go back to the Battle Square and waste more time getting a Final Attack materia…   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 2, 2020
It’s time for Battle Square! How long will it take? How many tissues will wind up in our inventory? W-Summon is 64 thousand battle points???   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
December 26, 2019
It’s a week later, and it’s time to grind. We’re beginning to get to know the Gelnika really well. Just gotta get ready for that battle arena.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
December 19, 2019
We pack up the cabin and go back to sunny Los Angeles! Where we draw the blinds and continue breeding chocobos. We breed the ultimate chicken and hit the materia caves.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
December 12, 2019
The breedening begins, and it’s going to take some time. Settle in. It’s the last episode at the cabin.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
December 5, 2019
We get the normal treasure and head back to Midgar for some final weapons. Then we pick up some quests from the Kalm Traveler. We’re not ready for Emerald Weapon, so we begin the process of understanding Chocobo breeding.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
November 28, 2019
We fight Ultimate Weapon, who we have to chase all around the map. Then he paves the way to one of the most frustrating jungles in video games. We also finally figure out limit breaks.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
November 21, 2019
It’s the final day at the cabin so let’s go to the grocery store and load up on necessities! Then we start disk 3 by accidentally entering the final dungeon. So we reset and check out Cosmo Canyon.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
November 14, 2019
It’s time to head back to Midgar for the big disk 2 finale! Let’s grab a megaphone! Let’s kill everyone in Shinra! Let’s bust open that force field in the north! Join us, as disk 2 comes to an amazingly fun climax.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
November 7, 2019
It’s the final day at the cabin and Ryan is feeling really sick. We get the key of the ancients! We find someone named Lucrecia in a waterfall! We use the music box of television! Then it’s time to head back to Midgar.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
October 31, 2019
It’s time to do the pagoda in Wutai and learn about Yuffie’s relationship with her dad! Then we go to sleep, and Ryan wakes up sick. So we start searching underwater.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
October 24, 2019
We learn the clues we need to find the key of the ancients, but get sidetracked when Yuffie steals all our materia and starts hiding around her hometown! Can we find her? Or an old friend? Or should we just hang out in Turtle’s Paradise with the Turks? It’s Wutime.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
October 17, 2019
We make it to Rocket Town and finish baking a potato. Then we go to space! We try to blow up the meteor! Will we survive re-entry? Find out this week!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
October 10, 2019
Cloud is back together, so it’s time to head to Junon and get the huge materia from the underwater reactor! Jeff reads some local articles while Ryan loses to a boss. Then we play a submarine video game.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
October 3, 2019
It’s time for the big lifestream episode! Can we get the truth from Cloud’s memories? Can we put Cloud’s mind back together? And what is Tifa holding secret? Could this game actually make sense???   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
September 26, 2019
Get ready for a train ride followed by more aimless wandering! Mideel has some good weapons and stuff, so let’s go spend all our money at Fort Condor again. There’s huge materia all over the place. Oh no, WEAPON!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
September 19, 2019
We take a trip around the world, looking for what to do next! Fort Condor? Chocobo breeding? Huge materia? It could be anything!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
September 12, 2019
Tifa wakes up from a week long coma, only to be put in a public execution! But Weapon attacks and we escape on an airship! The tyranny of disk 1 is over.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
September 5, 2019
We challenge the ice cliff and make it to the big reunion! There’s a tornado of insanity at the center of a crater in the north, and everyone’s coming. What will get unleashed here? How bad can Ultimate Destruction Magic really be?   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 29, 2019
It’s the start of disk 2! We leave the City of the Ancients and climb up to Snow Town. We learn about Weapon, Professor Gast’s past, and Aeris’s birth! Then we hop on a snowboard and immediately slam into a wall.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 22, 2019
We get the Lunar Harp and unlock the Forest of the Ancients, leading the way to the City of the Ancients. What will happen down here? It is, finally, the end of disk one.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 15, 2019
It’s time to take on the Temple of the Ancients, a dungeon with a ton of crappy, difficult parts! We meet the time guardian, fight a wall, and watch a close friend sacrifice himself for our benefit. Or did he? Find out this week!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 8, 2019
It’s time for a date with Aeris! Let’s participate in a play! Let’s ride a confusing gondola! Let’s get betrayed by the one person we know is working for the bad guys! Also, Jeff gets confused by cartoon logic.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 1, 2019
We need to find the keystone, and some rich guy has it, so we wander the world aimlessly! We find some hidden secrets! We race more chocobos! Come hang out!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
July 25, 2019
We finally make it to Rocket Town and find the most belligerent spaceship captain you could imagine! Why is he so mean? His dreams were crushed. But he was mean before that too. Anyway, we take off in the Tiny Bronco but get shot down and land in the water. Good thing this airboat floats!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
July 18, 2019
We make it to Nibelheim and it’s not burned down! We get an invitation to the reunion, so we go into the Shinra mansion and start trying to figure out how to open a safe. Then we look in the basement and find a vampire? Is he a vampire or was he just asleep for 5 years? And where is the reunion anyway? It’s not at the top of the mountain?? It’s not… at the place we were all at together 5 years ago?   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
July 11, 2019
Welcome to Cosmo Canyon, where the secrets of the universe are kept! We meet Bugenhagen, and he teaches us all about Red XIII’s past. Apparently Red’s name was actually Nanaki, and he’s a very old child. His father was a wastrel! Or was he?! Get ready for some TM!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
July 4, 2019
We find the town of Gongaga, meet the Turks again and find out who they’re shipping for, then finally make it to Cosmo Canyon before ending the night. But wait, there’s more! Join us for breakfast the following morning too!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
June 27, 2019
Continuing the exploration of the Gold Saucer, we fall deep into a gambling addiction cycle, and eventually get blamed for a massacre. So we get thrown into Corel prison, where Barret has some demons to settle. Demons named Dyne.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
June 20, 2019
We make it to the Gold Saucer, but don’t have enough money to get in, so it’s grind time. Then we begin the exploration of this ridiculous casino, learning a bit about Barret’s past, meeting a cat riding a Moogle, and playing an arcade game about Moogle reproduction!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
June 13, 2019
We’re in disguise as Shinra naval officers, hitching a ride to the new world. But Sephiroth or his ghost or something shows up and we have to fight his mom’s arm? Anyway, we make it to beautiful Costa Del Sol and enjoy a wonderful town walkabout.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
June 6, 2019
Welcome to an intermission. Come eat Sloppy Joe’s with us. It’s a delicious meat sludge! We also discuss the game experience so far, what humanity is up to, and remember a Rodney Dangerfield movie that apparently never existed.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
May 30, 2019
We finally make it to Junon, a two tier city with poor people on the bottom and military on top. Cloud makes Mr. Dolphin jump for him after performing CPR on a little girl. Then we make it to the parade just in time to mess it all up.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
May 23, 2019
After making it through the cave and saying hello to the Turks, we discover a tower with a giant bird on top. What is this place? Why do they need our money? Can we help them? Hang on a second… we need to go grind in the woods.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
May 16, 2019
A new day dawns with a jarring children’s music video that will set the tone for the morning. We eat an extremely unhealthy breakfast, do the dishes, and then get down to business. Can we catch a chicken? What vegetable is the best? Is ChocoBilly a scam artist? The answers to all of these questions are unclear!   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
May 9, 2019
It’s time for the big flashback that explains what this game is all about. Cloud and Sephiroth are in Nibelheim, and Tifa is going to guide them up the mountain to a reactor. But when Sephiroth finds a library full of forbidden knowledge, plans change, and Seph chooses to free Jenova and take over the world or something. So he burns down the village and Cloud goes to confront him. And that’s the end of the story! I’m sure that’s all there is to it too…   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
May 2, 2019
We find the President of Shinra Incorporated is dead! But his son is taking over and he’s even worse. So we escape the building on a motorcycle and a minivan, and finally breathe fresh air for the first time in this game.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
April 25, 2019
We make our way up through the frustrating puzzle floors of the Shinra building. Who would build a place like this? Working here must suck. Anyway, we eventually find Hojo’s “experiment” on Aeris, and meet Red XIII.   T-shirts and mugs: http://etsy.com/shop/nockat Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
April 18, 2019
It’s time to make the big climb from the bottom of society to the absolute top. Can we jump to a bar? Will these stairs ever end? Can we make it to the top? GIVE ME A KEYCARD!   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
April 11, 2019
It’s time to dress Cloud up as a woman and con our way into a “dilettante’s” bedroom. But he’s one step ahead of us with a trap door that leads to a sewer. So we pick ourselves up by the bootstraps and try to stop the Turks from dropping a giant metal plate on the slums. Will we succeed? Find out this week!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
April 4, 2019
Let’s go grocery shopping and eat breakfast, then start the game! Aeris’s mom wants us to ghost her, so we try to sneak past her bedroom at night… but she catches up to us anyway. We walk through a junkyard, meet a guy who are sick, and finally make it to Wall Market.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
March 28, 2019
We wake up and head to Final Fantasy school to learn all about save points. Then we blow up another Mako reactor, meet President Shinra, and fight his floor buffer. After that Cloud falls off a bridge, slams through a church roof, and lands directly in Aeris’s heart.   Listen to Daniel K’s Let’s plays! https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/daniel-ks-lets-plays/id1247263511?mt=2   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
March 28, 2019
The epic adventure of Final Fantasy VII begins in a dark cyberpunk city controlled by an evil energy company. Can our group of terrorists blow up their oil rigs? Or will this game be too difficult to navigate? Is that a place we can go? WHERE IS CLOUD ON THIS SCREEN?!?   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
March 21, 2019
Get ready for Final Fantasy VII! Come pregame with us and get drunk on excitement, as we embark on the journey to the journey. We’ll discuss our knowledge of the game going into it, what the plan for the season is, and what foods we should make. Settle in with us, as we drive up to the cabin and prepare for the epic adventure that is Final Fantasy VII.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
December 13, 2018
Part 2 of the season finale! It’s time to fix the world, defeat this nihilist clown, and reach resolution! Then we look back and take stock of this insane, epic experience that was Final Fantasy VI.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
December 13, 2018
It’s part 1 of the season finale! We have a final meal before the final dungeon, and then get down to business. But then we remember there’s one last thing to do, so we give ourselves blue balls and finish Strago’s story, before finally, properly, getting down to business.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
December 6, 2018
Deep into clean up, we’re finally ready to take on the Magic Tower for real. But first we meet Duncan, a guy we thought was dead.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
November 29, 2018
It’s the big Shadow episode! Will he dream? Are there two Shadows? Or is he just a terrible father? All will be explored!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
November 22, 2018
Get ready to watch auction after auction after auction. Then we do Owzer’s house of nonsense. Then it’s time to take on the Magic Tower, but are we really ready for that? No, we’re not. But that doesn’t stop us from learning that life is good because it sucks.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
November 15, 2018
We get all geared up to go do the Magic Tower, but end up sidetracked by accidentally entering the Phoenix Cave. So we get Locke back in the party, and head down under the Figaro Desert, looking for our 100,000 dollar clues.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
November 8, 2018
On a search for things shaped like dragons, we get sucked into some kind of butthole, which spits us into some kind of cave dungeon. So we explore it and find Gogo. Then it’s time for My Fair Gau, or Pygmalian with Gau… however you want to put it. After that, we entice the Dream Stooges to jump into Cyan’s brain, so we follow them in and try to fix a man who can never be forgiven.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
November 1, 2018
Come on everyone, it’s time for clotted cream, catfishing, magic towers, moogles, sasquatches and more!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
October 25, 2018
We enter Figaro Castle and clear out the tentacle monster they had gunking up the engine. Then we find Setzer, who takes us on a very unexpected journey into Darryl’s Tomb. We find actual evidence of personal growth, but who cares about that cause WE GOT A NEW AIRSHIIIIIP!!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
October 18, 2018
We hope you like Star Trek, cause we wind up on a big diversion about the implications of the replicator this week. We try to find some Final Fantasy to hold onto though, running into Terra, some orphans, and that big bully Phunbaba. Also we meet some guy named Gerad.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
October 11, 2018
The world has been destroyed, so it’s time to feed an old man some fish. The nightmare ends in tragedy, but the dream now begins. Locke’s alive? Sabin’s alive? Everyone’s fine? We try to save a child from a “collapsing” building, but just can’t escape the fate of the jagged beach.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
October 4, 2018
Welcome to the floating continent, where Kefka’s plans are finally falling into place. The statues are out of alignment! We must run quickly! Is there time to wait for your friends? Finally find out this week!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
September 27, 2018
It’s time to go to the floating continent, so of course we do anything and everything but that. We finish sending letters, find a weird island with an encounter we’ll never forget, and then eventually decide to do our duty.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
September 20, 2018
We meet Strago and Relm, who are living in a town of definitely not wizards. We learn all about fires and the effectiveness of Flames B. Gone. Then we find the images of THE statues, fight an old friend again, and learn how to paint. Then Kefka finally reveals his plans and floats a continent into the sky.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
September 13, 2018
We ask questions about the mail, have a conversation that should only be had in college, and eat Emperor Gestahl’s Big Goofy Dinner!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
September 6, 2018
It’s the ultimate flashback episode, as we find out all about Terra’s conception. Then we formulate a new plan, but run into trouble when we can’t decide if a word map is better than a dot map. Eventually we open the sealed gate. Also, plazas. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 30, 2018
A new day dawns and it’s time to go to the Magitek research facility to get wayyyy too many espers. We meet Cid, learn about one way elevators, and end up on a siezurescape minecart ride that we’ll never forget. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 23, 2018
We’ve put on our finest cause it’s time for the Opera! Celes looks just like Maria, so she’s in for an adventure of trying to remember her lines while Locke cries from the balcony. After learning about so many of our characters dark pasts, we finally learn about Jeff’s dark past, and an experience with hubris that he quickly forgot. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 16, 2018
We start the No One Can Know About This time capsule as we enter Zozo, the poor town where everyone is a liar. We learn about a movie pitch that will sadly never be, we find Terra, and we work to solve a clock puzzle that almost destroys us.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 9, 2018
We finally finish the choose your own adventure chapter, which leads to a “decisive battle” in a pachinko machine. We fight way too many guards, beat Kefka for the first time, and then try aimlessly to see if a cutscene exists. Then it turns into a flashback episode as we start to learn about our various dark pasts!   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
August 2, 2018
We finally pick up where we left off and try to make it to Narshe with Cyan and Sabin, but end up on a ghost train adventure that ends in sadness. Then we jump off a waterfall and meet a feral child, while Jeff starts reading an epically long article…   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
July 26, 2018
It’s the “Found” episode of No One Can Know About This! After learning we had lost all the audio from the last two episodes (which, as YOU are aware, didn’t end up happening), we start the game over. But first we regroup and reorient by going out for clotted cream ingredients and new types of banana. Come hang out with us for the most unusual episode of the series so far. And by the end, we’re back to where we left off! Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
July 19, 2018
It’s the choose your own adventure chapter, and we start off with Locke infiltrating Narshe, stealing clothes and Old Man Cider. Then we meet Cyan, and fail to stop his castle from being poisoned. Then we make a discovery that will reverberate throughout the rest of the season. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
July 12, 2018
We go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, and defeat his biggest karate rival for him. We also have fun with mouth feel. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
July 5, 2018
We enter Figaro Castle and learn it’s equipped with the most modern technology in the world, but not the technology you’d think! Then we meet Kefka and he sets the castle on fire. After that, it's time to escape and go find Edgar’s twin brother Sabin, but all we discover is his dirty dishes. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
June 28, 2018
Jeff and Ryan embark on their longest, most drawn out journey yet: playing Final Fantasy VI. The adventure begins, and we meet a magic girl named Terra, who is wearing the most horrifying and powerful item that could possibly exist in the world. We explore Narshe, fight some were-rats, discover an esper, meet “The Returners”, and sacrifice some Moogles. A lot happens in this episode, and yet, we have only BARELY started this game. Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
June 21, 2018
A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the beloved SNES classic "Final Fantasy VI", formerly known in America as "Final Fantasy III".   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com   @NOCKATpodcast   patreon.com/nockat
May 24, 2018
Part 2 of the season finale! It’s a day later, and we’ve regrouped, ready to actually complete this game. After a quick last tour of the world and a surprise extra boss fight, we destroy the hatred that lives inside men (mostly) and take stock of the experience that was Final Fantasy IV.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
May 24, 2018
It’s part 1 of the season finale, and we couldn’t be in worse shape. But we enter the final boss battle anyway, and learn some lessons that we’ll probably forget. This episode starts when it was around 8am.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
May 17, 2018
This is the beginning of the episodes that shouldn’t have been. We go HAM on the final dungeon... or maybe it goes HAM on us. Either way, this is the penultimate episode of the season.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
May 10, 2018
We return to Earth to undercut the stakes of the story and fight a giant robot. Then we go to back to the moon to learn the truth about Golbez and ourselves. All the while, we discuss a universal language and unknowingly tie our shoelaces together.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
May 3, 2018
We go to the land of the summoned monsters, hang out in their library, and kick their queen and king’s ass. Then we go learn about The Big Whale, analyze some legends, and barely make it to the bahamutzvah.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
April 26, 2018
We enter the land of trap doors, learn from our past and future selves, and experience a dungeon that almost ruins Jeff.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
April 19, 2018
We consider the real impact of video games on our youth, meet a new Ninja Man, and defeat the nicest fiend in the game.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
April 12, 2018
It’s the start of a very long day 2. We fight an unexpected boss, learn what it’s like to be a human in a beehive, meet the big chocobo, and display some extraordinary hubris. But you know what? We’re all just bulls in china shops, trying to know how food is different from other food.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
April 5, 2018
It’s the end of Day 1. We fight some fiends, blow up a mountain, and discover the underside neath.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
March 29, 2018
In this episode we go beyond bananas, we learn lessons from two headed snakes, and while all this is happening, Final Fantasy IV is played.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
March 22, 2018
We learn the truth about the Hall of Wishes, and get to the bottom of an old Coors Light commercial. Progress is made in our understanding of life, and progress is not made in the game.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
March 15, 2018
The game continues… which, admittedly, could be said in almost any of these episode descriptions.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
March 8, 2018
We try to keep our minds sharp, attempt to move on from our previous experience, deconstruct some classic jokes, and break through road blocks in the game.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
March 1, 2018
It's season 2! Jeff and Ryan embark on an all new journey to play Final Fantasy IV. A journey full of characters, and cutscenes, and dialogue, and more dialogue. Will our hosts learn to make better life choices? Find out the obvious answer to that question and more, on a new season that's probably going to be around 13 episodes.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
February 22, 2018
A preview of the upcoming season of No One Can Know About This, where we played the SNES classic "Final Fantasy IV"... or Final Fantasy II, depending on who you ask.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 25, 2018
It’s the season one finale. Ryan has thoughts on epiphanies and microwaves, we actually beat the game, then we reflect on this whole experience, trying to find worth in worthlessness.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 18, 2018
It’s the penultimate episode of the season. Jeff’s dog tries to save us but we’re too far gone, the light at the end of the tunnel reverse zooms away, and we start really testing our audience.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 11, 2018
Day 3: Join us in our Lynchian nightmare, checking rooms full of rooms. Jeff unleashes his rage, Ryan tells a boring story, and we finally ask some deep questions.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
January 4, 2018
It's late. We're tired. This game sucks. Find out what happens when the fundamental character flaws of two friends clash at 2am.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
December 28, 2017
It's the beginning of day two, and we start out in good spirits. But how long can you stay in good spirits when playing the original Final Fantasy? How long until you get to the end of your rope? Find out, as we ask the question "does anything we do in life really matter?"   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
December 14, 2017
Jeff and Ryan embark on a journey that many have taken, but no one should: to play every Final Fantasy game. Will they learn something about the games, or themselves? Will they lose their minds? Find out, as a six episode season one chronicling the first Final Fantasy game unfolds.   Email: NOCKATpodcast@gmail.com @NOCKATpodcast patreon.com/nockat
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