"I'm crazier than you. I'll fuck you up with these dildos"Ronnie Adrian (Comedy Bang Bang, <a href="https://franklin.ucbtheatre.com/show/4314" target="_blank">White Women</a>) joins Nicole to discuss their mutual struggle with flirting, and the best way to end a bad date with courtesy. Nicole shares her favorite porn videos to masturbate to, and calls out a woman for peeing on her toilet seat.You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy/photos/?tab=album&album_id=1356776111100280" target="_blank">https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy</a>Be sure to rate <a href="https://itunes.apple.com/ca/podcast/why-wont-you-date-me/id1314759544?mt=2" target="_blank">Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts</a>. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air.Follow Nicole Byer:Tour Dates: <a href="https://www.nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates" target="_blank">nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates</a>Twitter: <a href="https://twitter.com/nicolebyer?lang=en" target="_blank">@nicolebyer</a>Instagram: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/nicolebyer/" target="_blank">@nicolebyer</a>Facebook: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy" target="_blank">www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy</a>

Microdosing (w/ Johnny Pemberton)

Dating can be a hot mess, from being ghosted by your crush to realizing that you've been catfished by a Tinder match. Why Won't You Date Me? is here to help.

Join Nicole Byer, the perpetual singleton, as she invites fellow comedians, friends, and ex-flings to talk romance and share their wildest dating tales, from cringeworthy first dates to jaw-dropping hookup stories. Nothing is off-limits.