Two Chunks And A Hunk
Two Chunks And A Hunk
Two Chunks And A Hunk
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Two Chunks And A Hunk is a movie podcast where hosts Jordan, Doz, and Carter muse about movies, and they hope it's appealing to mostly everybody. Listen on Mondays as they play movie-related games (most of which they are very bad at) and on Tuesdays as they rate films according to the Scientific Cinema Scale (a rating system of their own design which they insist is flawless).
Back To The Future Part II
They shoulda called it Back To The Twoture, but it turns out Rob Zemeckis didn't ask us. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their freshness in 2021 to lock in all their essential nutrients, and this was Carter's first time watching this series and we're all really proud of him for being so brave. We'll be back in February with newly recorded episodes! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jan 23
56 min
Back To The Future
Time is now, and the present is where we are. This is obvious. It is the future of the past and it is the past of the future. If only there was some way to travel these realms. To stride across the sands of time, to become the very master of the hourglass. To truly claim for yourself the distinction of being the One For Whom No Second Shall Pass. Best we can do is this weird old car. We're taking the month of January off of recording, but we're NOT taking it off of podcasting, so we're releasing our previously Patreon-exclusive Back To The Future episodes right here on the main feed! These episodes were flash frozen at the peak of their freshness in 2021 to lock in all their essential nutrients, and this was Carter's first time watching this series and we're all really proud of him for being so brave. We'll be back in February with newly recorded episodes! Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Jan 16
59 min
Genrun / The Santa Summit
It's not pronounced Genrun. Not Genrun either. No, you pronounce it Genrun. And there's not a good way to spell it. But sometimes words look different than they sound. Like "Genrun". Or "jaguar". Welcome to week three of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the Hallmark movie Doz picked for Carter, The Santa Summit. In this episode: Crystal Ball Predictions For 2024, Genrun, The Santa Summit Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Dec 22, 2023
1 hr 4 min
Jammy Rodge / Candy Cane Lane
'Ello govs an' welcom' to auh podcast'! We've got' a great' show for yau today and we think yau'll enjoi it. We're talking abaut' all the top British basketbaullahs as well as the new Eddi' Murphy movi' Candy Can' Lan'. And auh accents are normal and good. Almost' lik' a real person would' speak'. Welcome to week two of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Jordan picked for Doz, Candy Cane Lane. In this episode: British Basketballers, Rank You Very Much, Extra Credit, Candy Cane Lane Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Dec 12, 2023
1 hr 10 min
Whatcha Streamin' Wrapped / A Biltmore Christmas
We're back on our Hallmark grind and this one was....good?!? Like, we actually liked it? It must be a Christmas miracle. Welcome to week one of O Christmas Stream, a series of episodes where we are Secret-Santa-ing direct to stream Christmas movies to each other! This week, it's the movie Carter picked for Jordan, A Biltmore Christmas. In this episode: Whatcha Streamin' Wrapped, Furiosa Trailer Reactions, That's A Cornah, A Biltmore Christmas Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Dec 5, 2023
1 hr 10 min
Prayers Up For Gator Queen Liz / Spirited Away
You know how sometimes you're recording a podcast episode with your friends and then you remember about how Gator Queen Liz exists so you Google her and then find out she got fired from Swamp People but she's staying strong and releases a statement assuring her fans that she still believes in Louisiana and then you go on her Facebook and you see a picture of some storm clouds rolling in and then scroll a little farther to see her ugly tomato harvest? Is that just like, an "us" thing? Happy ThanksGhibling! We're Ghibling Thanks all November long and this week, it's Spirited Away! In this episode: Rumpelstiltskin, Extra Credit, Spirited Away Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Nov 28, 2023
1 hr 10 min
Strike Is Over! / Howl's Moving Castle
It's been a minute since we talked movie news (thanks corpos), but today we're returning to the wacky and wild world of Hollyweird and Blind Ranking all the things we couldn't talk about for the duration of the WGA/SAG-AFTRA strike. And yes, we do talk about him. The One Who Was Chosen by some dark god to give speech to the lasagna cat. The Many-Voiced Man, Chris Pratt. Happy ThanksGhibling! We're all November long and this week, it's Howl's Moving Castle! In this episode: Blind Ranking Everything We Couldn't During The Strike, Howl's Moving Castle Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Nov 21, 2023
1 hr 8 min
Shadowcast 14: Our Deep Embarrassment / Castle In The Sky
They say you can't truly begin to know yourself until you've become deeply embarrassed of who you are and the things you've done. It's been a while since we've listened, but surely we can find something to deeply embarrass ourselves somewhere in the past half-decade of podcast episodes. Who knows? Maybe we're even embarrassed of this episode right here. Happy ThanksGhibling! Today, we Ghibl thanks because The Strike is over! We're celebrating ThanksGhibling all November long and this week, it's Castle In The Sky! In this episode: We Must Become Deeply Embarrassed, Live Action Zelda, Nikstlitslepmur, Castle In The Sky Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Nov 14, 2023
1 hr 1 min
Shadowcast 13: Chili's-O-Meter / Princess Mononoke
This episode is so juicy, you'll think you're biting into one of Chili's® signature Big Mouth Burgers®. It's so flavorful, you'll swear you must be enjoying the savory Southwestern Eggrolls, the mouthwatering Honey-Chipotle Chicken Crispers®, and the delectable Big Mouth® Bites of a Chili's® Triple Dipper™ Appetizer. You'll enjoy it so much, you'll feel like you've been sipping on a Presidente Margarita®. Basically, you'll feel like you're at Chili's®. And we're just a humble podcast, but we think there's no better place you could be. Also, does anyone know a good email address for Chili's®? You think they'd pay us for this one? The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is celebrating ThanksGhibling all November long! This week: Princess Mononoke! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks. In this episode: MCUBlues, A Star Was Born, That's A Cornah, Chili's®-O-Meter, Princess Mononoke Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Nov 7, 2023
1 hr 23 min
Shadowcast 12: Who Knows Who Let The Dogs Out? / The Babadook
Life is full of seemingly unanswerable questions, and in the year 2000, at the dawn of the new millennium, the wise Men of Baha posed perhaps the greatest, most unanswerable question of them all. Who, indeed, did let out the dogs? Was it perhaps a child or teen, carelessly leaving the gate to the backyard unlocked? A vengeful ex-lover making one last desperate attempt to cause pain? Was it the dogs themselves, pining for a life not defined by their imprisonment but instead by freedom? Thanks to today's episode, we're now one step closer to finding out. Yippie-yi-yoh. The movies are back (kind of), and The Shadowcast is spending the month of October watching international horror movies! This week: The Babadook! Half-Shadowcast, half-movie, all Two Chunks. In this episode: Rank You Very Much, That's A Cornah, The Babadook Donate to the Entertainment Community Fund to help folks impacted by strike-related work stoppage! https://entertainmentcommunity.org/how-get-help-and-give-help-during-work-stoppage Support this podcast at — https://redcircle.com/two-chunks-and-a-hunk/donations Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brands Privacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy
Oct 31, 2023
1 hr 6 min
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