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October 22, 2019
Drunk scootering, goat home invasions and deep diving into the hot mess that is straight couples. After that, we have comedian Cameron Esposito in the stude to talk about their shared Catholic upbringing, Beyonce's first Super Bowl performance, and Cameron's new book "Save Yourself," out March 2020. This week, Bari's watching Black Mirror and Matt's watching Succession. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod.
October 15, 2019
Ukrainian orphan update, two trash cans of acorns, and deep diving into cleaning. After that, we have comedian/writer Chelsea Devantez in the stude! She and Matt talk about birthdays, children and male gynos. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, you can follow Matt @mattbellassai, and you can follow @UnhappyHourPod on Twitter only.
October 8, 2019
A wasabi mishap, biting a camel, and diving deep into the season of SPORTS FANS! After that, we have comedian Nikki Glaser in the studio to talk about meat, weed, and her new Netflix special, Bangin'. Bari is rewatching the Harry Potter films and Matt is into Tiffany Haddish Presents: They Ready. Follow Bari @finkelbaripie and Matt @MattBellassai. And you can follow Unhappy Hour @UnhappyHourPod (on Twitter only).
October 1, 2019
Elderly drug smugglers, the orphan, and deep diving into the autumnal season. After that, we have actor Laura Dreyfuss in the studio to talk about the hit Broadway show Dear Evan Hansen, Times Square, and the Netflix original series, The Politician. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
September 26, 2019
Check out Lost at the Smithsonian, a new podcast from Stitcher! Comedian and pop culture fanatic Aasif Mandvi gets up close and personal with the most iconic artifacts at the National Museum of American History. Join Aasif and his guests as they explore how vintage clothing, ratty furniture, and mismatched shoes transformed into Fonzie's leather jacket, Archie Bunker's chair, and Dorothy's ruby slippers and became defining symbols of American culture along the way. Lost at the Smithsonian is out NOW - listen wherever you get your podcasts. Subscribe to Lost at the Smithsonian in Apple Podcasts:
September 24, 2019
Fiery love, fugitive pigs and deep diving into tall girl problems. After that, we have comedian, actor and Internet sensation Liza Koshy on the pod to talk about limoncello, Harry Styles and S2 of Liza On Demand. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).
September 17, 2019
A $120,000 mistake, backpack dragons, and deep diving into Matt's least favorite flavors. After that, we have comedian/performer Philip Markle (aka Philip Sparkle) on the pod to talk about German sex dungeons, Burning Man, instagays and more. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @mattbellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).
September 10, 2019
Exploding toolboxes, BBQ crepes and deep diving into the stress of the first day of school. Then, writer Ira Madison III (host of the podcast Keep It!) joins us in the studio to drink White Claw and talk about mustard, astrology and Gay Twitter. Bari finished the third season of GLOW and Matt is excited about the new season of The Great British Bake-Off. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @Matt Bellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).
September 3, 2019
Sex pigs, attack of the vultures and diving deep into even more of Matt's dating pet peeves. After all that, comedian, writer and podcaster Hari Kondabolu ("Warn Your Relatives," "The Problem with Apu") joins the pod for an interview and game. This week Matt's watching Bon Appetit's "Gourmet Makes" video series and Bari can't stop watching the trailer for the new Netflix movie, "Tall Girl." Follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and Unhappy Hour on Twitter @unhapphourpod.  
August 27, 2019
Flying mattresses, scooter bandits and diving deep into the sweat torture that is group fitness. After than, we have comedian Shalewa Sharpe (2 Dope Queens) on the podcast to talk about adult video stores, avocado, and her new comedy album "So You Just Out Here?" Bari is very excited for the second season of Elite on Netflix and Matt watched the live HBO special, My Dad Wrote A Porno.
August 20, 2019
Lost dentures, ketchup kidnappers, and deep diving into so-called health foods. Then we have comedian Jordan Carlos (co-host of the podcast Adulting along with former guest complainer Michelle Buteau) in the studio to talk about restaurants, cafeteria food, and writing comedy for television. Bari started Bless This Mess and Matt is watching A Black Lady Sketch Show. For social media, you can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).
August 13, 2019
Undercover assassins, powdered mushroom poisoning, and deep diving into those awkward situations you can't escape. After that, we have comedian Jacqueline Novak in the studio to talk about orbs, Grease 2, and her show Get On Your Knees. Bari is doing a second binge of Mad Men and Matt is powering through High Maintenance. You can follow Bari @finkelbaripie, Matt @MattBellassai, and Unhappy Hour @unhappyhourpod (Twitter only).
August 6, 2019
Stolen tarantulas, hot tub bacteria and deep diving into what makes us cry. After that, we have comedian and writer Dewayne Perkins on the pod to talk about Beyonce, writing for the 2018 White House Correspondents' Dinner, and the lost art of cursive. Bari finished Los Espookys, and Matt started High Maintenance. On social media, you can follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
July 30, 2019
Sonic bike-and-dash, a pizza-motivated attack, and diving deep into the truth about vacations. After that, we've got actor Jillian Bell (Brittany Runs a Marathon) in the studio to talk about exercise, Tim Curry and limos on prom night. Bari is watching the new Veronica Mars, and Matt has started Euphoria. On social media, you can follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only). 
July 23, 2019
Super meth squirrels, passing pacifiers, and deep diving into Matt's biggest rant yet! We have Allison Raskin (Just Between Us/Please Help!) in the studio to talk about heartburn, cheaters, and her new book with former guest complainer Gaby Dunn. Bari has been watching The White Princess and Matt finished all of Stranger Things 3. Follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
June 12, 2019
Here’s a new podcast for you! You might know Nicole Byer from her podcast Why Won’t You Date Me? or Nailed It on Netflix, and Sasheer Zamata from SNL. On their new podcast Best Friends, they talk about themselves, other pairs of best friends, and answer friendship questions. Because when you’re forced to change your number, are sick of being single, or want to take a pole-dancing class, you’re going to need a best friend...and if you don’t, you still have their podcast. Best Friends is out NOW - listen wherever you get your podcasts.
June 4, 2019
Toilet pythons, calling 911 on yourself and a deep dive into the oncoming summer heat! For our season finale, we have special guest Manny Jacinto (The Good Place) in the studio! Matt and Manny talk foodie culture, worst auditions and The Good Place. This week, Bari is watching The Society and Matt is finishing up Golden Girls. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
May 28, 2019
Prom Parties, Goodwill grenades, and diving deep into Birthday Divas (Happy Birthday, Bari!) After all that, we’ve got Allison Williams and Logan Browning from The Perfection in the studio! We talk about getting sick on buses, eggs, and Rupaul’s Drag Race. This week Bari saw Pokemon Detective Pikachu, John Wick 3 and Fleabag. Matt watched the Game of Thrones series finale and started Golden Girls for the first time. Follow us on social media: Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
May 21, 2019
Panty raids, pool diarrhea, and a deep dive into YOUR problems! Then, we've got actor/comedian Michelle Buteau (Late Night Whenever) in the studio to talk about all her upcoming projects including Tales of The City on Netflix. She and Matt talk about everything from her 4-month old twins to the latest beauty vlogger drama. This week Bari's watching Killing Eve season two and Matt's watching Bonding. You can follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
May 14, 2019
"Obscene" bumper stickers, alligator smuggling, and a deep dive into why Matt will never go camping. Then, we've got comedian Mary Houlihan (Learn to Paint! With Mary Houlihan) in the studio to talk about Pixar versus Dreamworks, wood block art, and raccoons. This week, Bari is watching Chernobyl, and Matt started Barry. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
May 10, 2019
We're doing another advice segment, but this time it's not just about love and relationships. If you have any issues, problems, dilemmas, conundrums that you need Matt and Bari's advice on, now's your chance! Email unhappyadvice@pineapple.fm with your issue and we will fix it (maybe). You also can record a voice memo and send that if you want your gorgeous voice on the pod. Send in your stuff by Wed, May 15th to make it into the episode. (You can also keep emailing after that for future episodes, but we don't know when we're going to do another one yet. SO DO IT NOW!)
May 7, 2019
Moose nuggets, Heck Boy, and diving deep into texting etiquette. Then, we've got guest Dylan Marron (Conversations with People Who Hate Me) here in the stude. Dylan and Matt talk about traveling for fun, getting unfollowed on Instagram and the meanest comment they’ve received on the internet. This week, Bari is loving Game of Thrones and The Battle of Winterfell, and Matt recommends Special on Netflix. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
April 30, 2019
Flightless birds, butt worms, and diving deep into idiots. AKA Matt's luggage was lightly stolen by an idiot. After that, we've got comedian Anna Drezen (Saturday Night Live; Reductress) in the stude. She and Matt talk about the tragedy that is photography, and Anna's dog that's not named after an Oscar-nominated movie. This week, Bari is watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Part 2, and Matt revisits Desperate Housewives. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
April 23, 2019
Zombie pigs, weaponized iguanas, and diving deep into what life would be like for Matt Bellassai if he were in the world of Game of Thrones. Make takes us on an epic tale of houses, lords, donkeys and DEATH. After that, Matteo Lane and Emma Willmann join the pod as duet guest complainers. Emma and Matteo are comedians who co-host the podcast "Inside The Closet!" This week, Bari is watching Barry, and Matt is all about Beyoncé's Homecoming. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
April 16, 2019
A bunny burlesque display, bugs in the eyeball, and diving deep into Matt’s relationship dealbreakers. Then, we've got comedian Rhea Butcher (Take My Wife; Adam Ruins Everything) in the studio to talk about Rhea’s midwest upbringing, the Chicago comedy scene, and how to “hate” with love. This week, Bari binged Stranger Things, and Matt finished both Game of Thrones and all 9 seasons of The Office. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
April 9, 2019
Farting bosses, spider cookies, and diving deep into wedding season. Then, we've got actor Travis Coles (Liza on Demand; David Makes Man) in the studio for an interview. Matt and Travis bash summer and dish on Oprah. This week Matt and Bari are watching Deadwood and Veep! For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
April 2, 2019
Guzzling Axe Body Spray, Matt's adventures in Florida, and diving deep into how to make friends as an adult. After that, we've got comedian Greta Titelman (host of The Worst) in the studio to talk about group fitness, lacrosse bros and Cher. For social media, follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only). PS- You can buy Matt's book in paperback! Visit http://everythingisawfulbook.com/ to purchase now.
March 26, 2019
Toilet Iguanas, naked mannequin garden parties, and diving deep into the bug-infested season of spring. We've also got comedian Sydnee Washington in the studio to hate hard on guys named Matt and brownies with nuts. Don't only listen to us, also read our thoughts and see our faces: Matt @mattbellassai, Bari @finkelbaripie, @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only) and Sydnee Washington @Justsydnyc.
March 19, 2019
Goat mayors, breaking and breakfasting and the second annual Hot Guy March Madness! 32 Hunks, 4 challenges, 3 judges, and 1 winner. Thirst Aid Kit's Nichole Perkins is back and bringing her expertise to crown this year's winner. We tweeted out the bracket so you can play along. For more laughs, follow us on Twitter: @unhapphourpod @mattbellassai @finkelbaripie
March 15, 2019
Here’s a new podcast for you: Just Between Us is a comedic variety show from co-dependent besties and New York Times best-selling authors Allison Raskin and Gaby Dunn. It’s full of practical advice and completely necessary tangents, the hosts bring laughter to life’s toughest and sometimes most ridiculous situations by asking thought-provoking questions, playing games, and dipping into serious topics around relationships, mental health, money, and sexuality. You might not know them, but you’ll feel like you’re just between them! Check out Just Between Us in Apple Podcasts: www.apple.co/JustBetweenUs
March 12, 2019
Taco Bell Fire Sauce, immortal juice, and diving deep into the emotional toll of going out. After all that, we've got actor Brandon Scott Jones (The Good Place; Isn’t It Romantic?) in the studio for an interview and game of... Elaborlove? Brandon and Matt talk about Harry Styles, One Direction, and more Harry Styles (and also other stuff like Liam Hemsworth and romantic comedies). For sosh meeds, follow Matt @mattbellassai and Bari @finkelbaripie and @unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only).
March 5, 2019
Fat rats, delicious sea meat, and diving deep into the horrors of working out. After all that, we've got the talented, hilarious Larry Owens in the studio for an interview and game of Elaborhate! Larry and Matt talk about comedy, musicals, and so much more. It was brought to our attention that we have complicated names to spell, so allow us to tag ourselves here for easy follows on the social meeds:@mattbellassai@finkelbaripie@unhappyhourpod (on Twitter only)
February 26, 2019
Used condoms, 2,000 Smurfs and diving deep into the worst kinds of dog owners. This one gets personal. After all that, Tracy Clayton is back in the studio to talk about her new podcast and to play an extended version of Bowl of Sh*ttalk. Check out her new podcast from Netflix and Strong Black Lead, Strong Black Legends, wherever you get your podcasts.
February 19, 2019
Polar bears, super smash bro brawl, and diving deep into the beauty of breakfast. Then we've got the hilarious comedian Pat Regan in the studio for an interview and game!
February 12, 2019
Romantic Depot, stoned kids and diving deep into the do's and (mostly) dont's of online dating. Then comedian, musician, author, previous Guest Complainer and Resident Dating Expert Lane Moore joins the pod again! Matt and Lane answer YOUR questions and solve all of your love problems. Have a Happy ValenWhine's day everyone!
February 5, 2019
Rubber nuggets, no hedgehog kissing, and diving deep into working from home. After all that, comedian, writer, Internet extraordinaire Akilah Hughes joins the podcast as a guest complainer!
January 29, 2019
Back pain cures, lawless emus and diving deep into Matt's budgeting expertise. Why are we getting all of Matt's bank account information? Because we've got Gaby Dunn on the podcast as our guest complainer! Gaby is a writer, actor, journalist, comedian, LGBTQ activist, and podcaster! Her new book, Bad With Money: The Imperfect Art of Getting Your Financial Sh*t Together, is out now wherever books are sold. 
January 22, 2019
Pringle wine, killing with kindness, and diving deep into the many layers of winter fashion. After all that, we've got comedian Liza Treyger as our guest complainer! Matt and Liza dig into rowdy crowds, performing for family,The Degenerates on Netflix (where you can see her half hour special), and more.
January 15, 2019
Stolen lottery cards, return of the fatberg, and diving deep into the things in Matt's life that do NOT spark joy. After all that, we've got the amazing Franchesca Ramsey (Decoded, Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore) on the pod. Matt and Franchesca get into Florida, Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, and so much more.
January 8, 2019
Twinning, breaking and snuggling, and diving deep into New Year's Resolutions. One of Matt's 2019 goals? Be more positive! So Matt and Bari get earnest in the deep dive, but it doesn't last all that long. They still manage to complain about some of the worst New Year's behavior. And then actor, playwright, and The Good Place heart throb William Jackson Harper (Chidi) joins the pod for an interview and game!
December 18, 2018
E. coliflower, beaver massacres, and diving deep into the worst things about 2018. That's right, the most highly anticipated award ceremony is BACK! Matt is hosting The 2018 Grumpy Awards aka The Grumpies aka A Real Award Show where Matt hands out prizes to the worst people, places and events of the year. And finally, we've got actor Michael Zegen in the studio for an interview and game. Michael plays Mr. Joel Maisel in The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, and while his ice cream opinions may be trash, we still loved having him on the show. 
December 11, 2018
Anti-french fry propaganda, Abcde, and diving deep into the worst part of holiday cheer: THE MUSIC. You'll never hear "Frosty The Snowman" the same way again. And finally, the legendary Ana Gasteyer, who has graced your movie theaters (Mean Girls), your tv sets (SNL, People of Earth, Lady Dynamite), your off-and-on Broadway stages (Wicked), will be gracing this podcast with her presence. Matt and Ana expertly talk about boxed wine, being Northwestern alumni, their shared public love of Mr. Harry Styles and so much more.
December 4, 2018
Dumb dogs, criminal toots, and diving deep into decking the halls. Then we've got the Mamrie Hart in the studio for an interview and game! Mamrie is a hilarious comedian, actress, author and YouTube star. She's got a new podcast with Grace Helbig called This Might Get Weird, and in fact, this interview does get weird. Follow along as Mamrie and Matt weave together stories about straws, cheese, Reese Witherspoon, horny rabbits, and so much more.Don't forget to follow Unhappy Hour on Twitter @unhappyhourpod.
November 27, 2018
Bongo break ins, malicious mischief, and diving deep into winter. Then we've got comedian and actor Ashley Nicole Black (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) in the studio to talk about sweet meat, Big Lots! and so much more. Plus, we play a new game cleverly titled, "Elaborhate." Don't forget to follow Unhappy Hour on Twitter @unhappyhourpod!
November 20, 2018
Loose pigs, hologram brides and diving deep into pilgrims. Tis the season for buckle hats, OR IS IT?! Then we've got actor Kimiko Glenn (The Guest Book, Orange Is The New Black) in the studio to talk about her career, scary movies and some personal quotes from her IMDB page. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter @unhappyhourpod!
November 13, 2018
It's raining pants-less men (from the ceiling of a Waffle House), unidentified flying dildos strike again and a deep dive in the form of an open letter. Dear couple who did not thank Matt for holding the door open for them at Starbucks like the kind Midwestern gentleman Matt is, this one's very specifically for you. And finally, the hilarious comedian, actor and writer Jo Firestone (The Tonight Show, Joe Pera Talks With You) joins Matt in the studio for what was supposed to be an interview and game. We say "was supposed to be," because it kind of took on a life of its own. And we're so happy it did. Please enjoy this beautiful mess and make sure to NEVER ask Jo about yogurt. She's into juicy grapes now.
November 6, 2018
Matt and Bari are back for our Unhappy Hour Season Three premiere! We're calling the paramedics for some pastries and dating ghosts in worst things first. Then we're diving deep into family gatherings, because holiday season is upon us and we all need to prep like it's Y2K. And finally, Matt sits down with Ike Barinholtz (Blockers, The Mindy Project) to talk about his new movie, The Oath, family fights, worst improv shows and much much more. Also we've got shiny new social media accounts just for Unhappy Hour! You can follow us on Twitter @unhappyhourpod and on Instagram @unhappyhourpodcast. Check it out for behind the scenes pics, dumb jokes and new episode alerts.
October 3, 2018
"On October 3rd, he asked me what day it is." We know, we know, we usually come out on Tuesdays, but we just couldn't help ourselves. It's Wednesday, October 3rd, we're wearing pink, and we're talking about Mean Girls for our season finale. First up, we've got a slew of terrible news in Worst Things First. After that we're diving deep into the horrors of high school. And finally, we have actor, comedian and model Daniel Franzese in the studio for an interview and game. Matt and Daniel talk about his life before, during, and after playing the iconic role of Damien Leigh in Mean Girls, his Italian mother, and so much more. Don't worry, you won't have to miss us too much, we'll be back on November 6th with all new episodes!
September 25, 2018
Matt gets his knickers in a twist on all things British.
September 18, 2018
You read that title right, this is our musical episode. It's the episode nobody asked for and yet everyone has been waiting for. IT'S UNHAPPY HOUR: THE MUSICAL! And by that we mean Matt wrote a bunch of lyrics about his medical problems and then set them to some stock music tunes. Honestly? He deserves a Tony. But before we get to the musical deep dive, we've got a regular worst things first. Or is it regular? You'll just have to listen to find out. And finally, we've got the hilarious performer and writer Natalie Walker in the studio for an interview and game!
September 11, 2018
Fred's back, cat murders, and diving deep into all your worst dessert opinions. After that, we've got actor and writer Mara Wilson (Matilda, Why Am I Here?) in the stude to talk about her writing, her life, and things that make her wanna scream.
September 4, 2018
Homophobic cubs, viral brides, and diving deep into the Hell that is Matt's Bad Place. After that, D'Arcy Carden (The Good Place) joins us for an interview and kind-of-a-game! Matt and D'Arcy talk about a lot, but mostly they talk about their embarrassing interactions with the Styles family. Specifically, Gemma Styles, and her brother, Harry Styles.
August 28, 2018
Ice screams, ancient cheese, and diving deep into people who don't GET IT! But you know who does get it? Our special guest complainer, Olympic figure skater and literal icon, Adam Rippon. Matt and Adam talk about skating whilest singing, the 2018 ESPN Body Issue, his mom, and so much more.
August 21, 2018
Liberated goats, squirrel stalkers, and diving deep into all the things we Millennials have MURDERED. Then we visit comedian, author, and all around Internet Queen Grace Helbig for an interview and "game."
August 14, 2018
Cow detectives, wack-n-bikin', and diving deep into the disgusting minds of Beyoncé haters. Matt finally debunks every "argument" against The Queen, so you can be better prepared if you're ever accosted by that kind of monster. And finally, Erin Gibson, co-host of Throwing Shade, is back on the pod to talk about Just For Laughs, her new book, Feminasty, and more!
August 7, 2018
Serial farting, screwing bushes, and diving deep into every mistake we made between the years 2000 - 2009. After all that, we've got the glamorous, hilarious Catherine Cohen on the show for an interview and "game"!
July 31, 2018
Naked yoga, donut bribes, and diving deep into dating. Resident relationship expert Matt Bellassai shares his least favorite things about dating. Then, a mo(o)re legit expert, comedian Lane Moore (Tinder Live), joins the pod to rant about swiping, writing, and mo(o)re!
July 24, 2018
The sink rat, fashun Crocs, and diving deep into babysitting. Why babysitting? Because we're doing this whole episode about children. We even have Ava Ryan of Vine/Facebook/Internet fame on the show for her first podcast interview! And don't worry parents, we bleeped out all the bad words in this episode. Still maybe not a great idea to listen with your kids though because... well... have you listened to this show before?
July 17, 2018
Turtle smuggling, clipping nails, and diving deep into Pixar movies. Then Emmy nominated comedian W. Kamau Bell joins the pod to talk about his new Netflix special, his new baby, and more.
July 10, 2018
Matt and Bari get just a teeny-tiny-barely-noticeable-bit intoxicated live on stage at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival. There's worst things first, a deep dive into summer, and an audience suggested Bowl Of Sh*ttalk.
July 3, 2018
Wawagators, blimps, and diving deep into your terrible July 4th barbecue. Then we get patriotic with writer and Teen Vogue columnist Lauren Duca. And by patriotic we mean Matt and Lauren vent about the worst parts of American culture: Trolls. The type of people on the Internet. Not the movie.
June 26, 2018
Apparently Matt doesn't like pizza, so we did a whole episode where he attempts to trash it. First, we go on a pizza crawl around the West Village in NYC. Then we have a formal panel with New York Times Cooking editor Emily Fleischaker and "certified" pizza expert/co-host of Who? Weekly, Lindsey Weber. All that after Worst Things First. Don't forget, Matt and Bari will be performing LIVE in Philadelphia on July 1st! You can get tix here or by Googling "Philadelphia Podcast Festival." See you then!
June 19, 2018
HAPPY PRIDE!! The bubonic plague is back, two straights got stuck together mid-coitus, and we dive deep into Bad Dads. Plus, we celebrate Pride Month by complaining with TV Host and LGBTQ+ advocate, Raymond Braun.LIVE SHOW ALERT! Matt and Bari will be performing Unhappy Hour LIVE at the Philadelphia Podcast Festival on July 1st. You can get tickets via this link, or find it on Matt's website, or just Google it, you can do it! We believe in you!https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/020054C2ECD2CC16
May 15, 2018
Groundhog traffic, ticks, and diving deep into everything else that's terrible about Mother Nature. Matt even steps out of the studio and into a real live park to see what everyone's raving about. Spoiler alert: he's unimpressed. And sunburnt.
May 8, 2018
Once upon a time, there was a princess named Matt Bellassai. She saw Frozen on Broadway and decided to shade all the other official Disney Princesses in a special elongated deep dive. But of course, this happens after worst things first.
May 1, 2018
Woodchuck jerky, burrito rats, and diving deep into the worst things about hot people. That's right, we're getting THIRSTY on today's show. Thirst Aid Kit co-hosts Nichole Perkins and Bim Adewunmi join Matt in the stude for an interview and game of Which Is Thirst.
April 24, 2018
High raccoons, gay pills, and diving deep into the worst things about shopping for clothes. Then Kathy Tu and Tobin Low, the amazing co-hosts of WNYC's Nancy, join the pod for an interview and new game/segment/random list Matt made up: Let It Out!
April 17, 2018
Stoned mice, wooing Taylor Swift, and diving deep into the Royal Family. Then Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang from your fav pop culture podcast, Las Culturistas, join Matt for an interview and game of Bowl Of Sh**talk. Get ready for a lot of gay gasps and 420 puns.
April 10, 2018
Matt and Bari fly all the way to Los Angeles for a super deep dive into the worst things about LA. They hike, they attempt to escape a room with Kathy Tu (WNYC's Nancy), they eat vegan food with Ashly Perez (Unfortunately Ashly), and so much more. All that and more after your regularly scheduled Worst Things First.
April 3, 2018
Bag-o-hands, lost wallabies, and diving deep into TWO mini topics: Katy Perry and Matt's pet peeves. Then special guest complainer Quinta Brunson (Quinta vs. Everything) joins the pod for an interview and game.
March 27, 2018
Doomsday kits, Ragu fires, and diving deep into Matt's Midwestern roots. Then Matt and Bari head to Trixie Mattel's hotel room for a chat and game of Bowl of Sh*t Talk. That's right, we talk to RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars season three WINNER, Trixie Mattel, while she gets into her iconic drag look.
March 20, 2018
Everyone's gay, RIP Toys R Us, and diving deep into the hellish channel that is HGTV. Our guest complainer this week is the hilarious Amanda Seales (Insecure). Matt and Amanda vent about unwanted Internet comments, Hamilton inspired rapping, and that time Katy Perry invited Amanda and Caitlyn Jenner to dinner.
March 13, 2018
Blues Clues, zombie cheerleaders, and diving deep into Hot Guy March Madness. That’s right, burn your college basketball brackets and fill out our OFFICIAL Unhappy Hour Hot Guy Bracket instead. Or do both, whatever. Play along as we whittle down the list and find out who will win Matt’s hand in marriage. SPOILER ALERT: it’s not Harry Styles. PLUS! Comedian, talk show host, and writer Guy Branum (The Mindy Project) joins the pod for an interview (mostly about gay porn) and game of Bowl Of Shit Talk (also mostly about gay porn).
March 6, 2018
Laced cheesecake, anal worms, and diving deep into award show season. Plus, Hannah Hart joins the pod for a short interview and food themed game of Bowl Of Sh*t Talk. Make sure to check out Hannah's new podcast, Hannahlyze This! Can't get enough Matt? You can hear him gush over The Real Housewives on the official Bravo podcast, The Daily Dish this week!
February 27, 2018
Evanna Lynch, a Harry Potter debate, and Matt gets high for the first time at Hogwarts. That’s right Unhappy listeners, this is a special Harry Potter themed episode! To explore Matt’s complex love/hate relationship with Harry (Potter, not Styles, duh), we first venture to Hollywood for a trip Matt will probably forget because he was really stoned. Then Matt gets into a heated debate with Entertainment Weekly reporter Marc Snetiker. And finally, a real live wizard of a wonderful human being, Evanna Lynch, who played Luna Lovegood in the films, joins the pod. PLUS! Matt gets sorted by that smelly ole hat.
February 20, 2018
Lactose intolerance, pizza deliveries, strange car encounters and diving deep into the Olympics. Plus guest complainers John Early and Kate Berlant (555, The Characters and Search Party) join the pod to complain about ciabatta, looking like Weird Al, adding an egg to everything, unfunny comedy, social media and inoffensive female characters written by straight white men. Make sure to download John and Kate’s episode of The Characters on Netflix...because you can do that!
February 13, 2018
Toilet hamsters, Mike Pence’s gay figure skater addiction, and the worst things about Valentine’s Day. Plus, guest complainer Fortune Feimster (Chelsea, The Mindy Project) joins the pod to rant about strawberries and proposals.
February 6, 2018
Flamethrowers, talking killer whales, and diving deep into the worst airplane passengers. Plus, Nicole Byer (Loosely Exactly Nicole) joins the pod to complain about airplane blanket surprises, standup insanity, and how Amazon is depriving us of our right to steal. Make sure to check out Nicole's podcast, Why Won't You Date Me, when you're done listening to this episode!
February 1, 2018
Season two of Unhappy Hour drops this upcoming Tuesday, February 6th. That’s right, we’re coming out on TUESDAYS this season. What better way to celebrate the anniversary of the birth of Matt's personal lord and savior, Mr. Harry Edward Styles, than announcing this wondrous news?!
December 22, 2017
Matt hosts the inaugural Grumpies, the award ceremony that commemorates and commiserates the worst people/places/things of 2017.
December 1, 2017
Blake's Tweets, traveling bums, and diving deep into the worst audience members to grace Matt's presence. THAT'S RIGHT! Matt's back in the stude for a quick pod sesh while on break from his tour. You can still see him live! Visit everythingisawfulbook.com for tour dates and tickets.
October 27, 2017
We had our very first live show at The Greene Space in NYC! Fran Tirado, Tracy Clayton and Heben Nigatu fought for Matt's love in a dating game. We played Bad Thing Bingo, where audience members won the worst prizes. And Julian Velard played along both in song AND in drinking game. Plus Matt gave us a very serious reading from his very serious book. You can watch it on The Greene Space's youtube channel here --> https://youtu.be/Lr20bM3-F8s. And don't forget to check and see if Matt's coming to a town near you on his tour at everythingisawfulbook.com. We're taking a lil hiatus from the podcast while he's on tour, but keep your eyes on your feeds, we just might have a few surprises up our plaid flannel sleeves.
October 20, 2017
Krispy Kreme dust, fajita thievery, and diving deep into your Halloween party, aka Matt's Hell. Do NOT invite him to it. Unless there’s a Halloween lasagna. Plus comedian Jenny Yang joins the show for an interview and game of Which Is Worst. AND DON'T FORGET! Unhappy Hour's debut live performance is happening at The Greene Space in NYC on Wed, Oct 25th. You can buy tickets in the upcoming link & watch a livestream of the performance on Matt's Facebook! thegreenespace.org/events/thegreenespace/2017/oct/25/unhappy-hour-live/
October 13, 2017
Szechuan sauce riots, Kellysham Conway & diving deep into the #Squirreluminati. Then the hosts of Guys We F**ked join Matt in the stude for an interview and game of Who Would You Rather? AND DON'T FORGET! Unhappy Hour's debut live performance is happening at The Greene Space in NYC on Wed, Oct 25th. You can buy tickets in the upcoming link & watch a livestream of the performance on Matt's Facebook! thegreenespace.org/events/thegreenespace/2017/oct/25/unhappy-hour-live/
October 6, 2017
Vagina Necklaces, President Beyoncé Knowles, and the greatest love story ever told: When Harry Styles met Matt. Plus! Bobby and Lindsey of Who! Weekly join Matt for an interview and game of Who or Them?
September 29, 2017
Jon Snow’s wedding, WH emails, and diving deep into the upcoming Supreme Court case, CHARLIE CRAIG AND DAVID MULLINS V. MASTERPIECE CAKESHOP, while eating A WHOLE CAKE. Plus! Writer and comedian Joel Kim Booster joins the show for an interview and game of Who Do You Hate More?
September 22, 2017
RuPaul’s DragCon, Gay Marriage in Australia, and diving deep into the disaster that is taking gender too seriously. Plus, actor Nico Tortorella (TV Land’s Younger) joins Matt in the studio for an interview and a game of Fuck, Marry, Kill.
September 8, 2017
Mario Mario, spider propaganda, and diving deep into the worst types of roommates (basically, just Matt. Matt's an awful roommate). Plus, comedian and writer Ziwe Fumudoh (The Rundown with Robin Theade) joins the show for an interview and game of Which Is Worst!
September 1, 2017
Self-driving pizzas, despaciNO, and diving deep into old people. Plus, comedian, singer, illustrator, basically gay mogul Matteo Lane joins the show for an interview and intense game of Diva Deathmatch.
August 25, 2017
Funeral brawls, animatronic robot uprisings and diving deep into trendy ice cream flavors. To top it all off Heben Nigatu, co-host of Another Round, visits the stude to talk about her least favorite things and to debate white men with Matt.
August 18, 2017
The Plague, Backstreet Boy farts, and diving deep into terrible ideas, (lookin’ at you, cheeto-themed restaurants). And comedian Aparna Nancherla joins the pod to complain about performing, podcasting and existing.
August 11, 2017
Despacito, skunks, and diving deep into straight people stuff with Fran Tirado (Hello Mr., Food 4 Thot). After that, Matt welcomes Christy Carlson Romano (Even Stevens, Kim Possible) to the show to vent about Disney, being a mom, and voice acting. So close your eyes, take a deep breath, and picture Kim Possible chatting with Matt, the original naked mole rat.
August 4, 2017
Princess Di's ghost, WH hackers, and diving deep into Matt's favorite topic: food. Specifically, foods he hates. Specifically, mac n cheese. Yeah. He goes there. Plus, the incredibly funny Gillian Jacobs (Community, Love) joins us for an interview and a game of Which Is Worst?
July 28, 2017
Cheese or squash? Rabid or misunderstood squirrel? And diving deep into the murky world of straight white men. Plus, Nicole Polizzi and Joey Camasta, hosts of the podcast It's Happening, get wild with Matt. They talk Jersey Shore, drinking before 9:00 am, and play Bad Thing Bingo, a fun new game that is definitely a success! You can also hear Matt on It's Happening with Snooki & Joey.
July 21, 2017
Robot suicides, 30 contacts, and diving deep into the worst people on the Internet. Plus, Tracy Clayton, one half of the hit podcast Another Round, joins the show to talk about all the things she hates, swap horror squirrel stories, and play a round of “Which is Worst!” Thanks to Squatty Potty for sponsoring today's episode. Use the coupon 'unhappy' at checkout for a free Fruity Booty spray, just use this link.
July 14, 2017
Bear attacks, gluten free communion wafers, and deep diving into Internet reviews. Plus, Matt visits Bryan Safi and Erin Gibson from the hit podcast, Throwing Shade, to talk the revolving nature of the news cycle, stand-up comedy tours, and play a round of “Who Do You Hate More?”
July 7, 2017
In the debut episode of Unhappy Hour, Matt Bellassai talks the worst news of the week and dives deep into the horror that is Texas. Plus, inaugural guest Angela Kinsey (The Office, Netflix’s Haters Back Off) joins us over donuts and mimosas to complain about Texas, telemarketing and teeth.
June 28, 2017
Unhappy Hour is about everything we love to hate. Every week, professional whiner and award-winning drunk Matt Bellassai brings on guests to vent about the things they can't stand. It's like a late night talk show, except it's a podcast so you can listen whenever you want. Upcoming guests include Erin Gibson and Bryan Safi from Throwing Shade, Tracy Clayton and Heben Nigatu from Another Round, and Aparna Nancherla! 
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