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September 10, 2019
Evangelical leader and anti-gay activist, Jerry Falwell Jr. has been exposed as a corrupt hypocrite and a fraud, and Julie & Brandy are here to break it down. He used the non-profit status of his university to create a real estate empire, he used Trump's personal lawyer to bury a sex scandal involving him and his wife and the pool boy, and then he used his power & influence over the moral majority to get Trump elected, The whole thing stinks on ice, and the girls are enraged. Fueled by alcohol withdrawals and pms, they transfer their redundant rage from Christian criminals to corporate ones in yet another anti-Amazon segment. This episode is like a lettuce-wrapped burger: parts of it are good, but it's just too messy to enjoy. ******************************************************************************************************************************* Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 3, 2019
It's the day after Labor Day and Julie & Brandy are hungover AF, but nothing cures the 'back to school blues' like jamming out to the sweet sounds of Tiffany Trump & Countess Luanne de Lesseps (and yes, they are strangely connected). What would normally be the pinnacle of any episode, is topped by a visit from Dumb Gay Politics legend, Anthony Scaramucci. The Mooch didn't have much time to talk, but that doesn't stop the girls from lurking and hounding him until he makes the time to tell the 14 listeners the (updated) 'friends to enemies' tale between him and Trump. The whole thing is classic Julie & Brandy from start to finish: it's thrown together, posted late, and accidentally offensive. ******************************************************************************************************************************* Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 28, 2019
It's the last week of summer, and Julie & Brandy are partying like they don't need rehab. There's no news, and anything significant is happening because Trump is insane. From hawking his golf resort at the G7 Summit, to threatening to buy Greenland, the president is on a one-way train to crazy town. Last week, he told the Prime Minister of Israel to deny entrance to two American Congresswomen because they are members of the BDS Movement, so to round out the episode, Julie takes Brandy to BDSM Scheww. The whole thing is very random, but if you can make sense through their hangovers, you just might learn something.******************************************************************************************************************************* Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 20, 2019
This week, Julie & Brandy focus on the lean, green side of things in an hour-long rant, that is both (simultaneously) outrageous and outraging. That's because there is one issue affecting every other issue, and it (finally) cannot be ignored; THE ECONOMY. Maintaining self-control while talking about something as personal and infuriating as the economy is difficult at best, but making sense on the topic proves to be even harder for the girls.  Julie helps Brandy through an existential, economic breakdown, before having one herself over Democratic billionaire, and self-funded presidential candidate, Tom Steyer. Judge Julie reads Tom Steyer to filth, and then sticks around to show us her softer side in a 'So There's That' dedicated to animals.  We salute and acknowledge the 14 listeners, because only the most loyal of people could survive a recession AND a crappy podcast (like this one). ******************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 13, 2019
This week, Julie & Brandy tackle the gun control debate in the only way they know how: dumb and gay. Even though there have been more mass shootings than DAYS in 2019, there's good news on the horizon, but you have to listen to the podcast if you want the burn of the scalding hot tea. After yelling their way through the gun lobby sh*tstorm, the girls listen to the gay feelings of one of their 14 listeners, Rene Soto, and then Julie finds the Republitarian alternative to Trump in her 'So There's That.' They get points for passion, but as of yet- no one's in 1st place when it comes to the 2nd Amendment.******************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Starburns AudioLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 6, 2019
The opening song of Dumb Gay Politics has never been more prophetic than it has this week. 'America has gotten kinda wack' with mass shootings every other day, and the immovable gridlock of the gun control debate. The only thing Julie & Brandy can do is turn their focus to who is going to replace Trump in 2020, and that means chopping up last week's debates. They attempt to rehash the highs, the lows, and the what-have-yous, including how Beto O'Rourke is 6'4" and Pete Buttiegieg has the same birthday as Brandy. After that, their trusted intern and friend Aran O'Roe stops by to take the girls to Bernie Sanders Scheww, and that's when sh*t gets REAL. It's been a long road since the 2016 election, but we are closing in on 2020 and Julie & Brandy are finally feeling The Bern. ******************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 30, 2019
Special Council Robert Mueller finally testified before Congress, and Julie & Brandy were not impressed. Nonetheless, they work through their sober/diet rage in order to rehash the details and the aftermath of his testimony, including possible impeachment proceedings and future Russian election meddling. After that, they do a Gay Guys & Their Feelings featuring several different listeners with feelings about Julie & Brandy & Bernie Sanders! It's an episode filled with lots of rage, lots of feedback and lots of f*cking feelings! So, if that doesn't appeal to you- you're probably in good company.******************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 23, 2019
Summer is in full swing, and no one cares about politics (including Congress, who are about to take off for a five week break). But Julie & Brandy are here for it.Today's episode is sponsored by Native Deodorant. For 20% off your first purchase, visit www.nativedeodorant.com and use promo code DUMBGAY during checkout!********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 16, 2019
It's only been one week since Julie & Brandy went to Descrimmigration Scheww, and the nightmare at America's southern border has spread to 10 major cities, as Trump orders Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) to begin raids on undocumented immigrants in NY, LA, SF, Atlanta, Houston, Baltimore, Miami, Denver, Chicago & New Orleans. The girls chop that up, and then Judge Julie sentences Vice President Mike Pence to life in a border detention facility for being an unkind, insensitive, insincere, FAKE Christian. After that, they get a thoughtful message from Julie's dad regarding the border "concentration camp" controversy. Keep your stress ball nearby, because the girls do a lot of talking in this episode, and (just like the real news) most of what they say is borderline offensive and probably wrong. ********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 9, 2019
This summary was supposed to describe the amazing live podcast that Julie & Brandy did in Wisconsin on Friday, but the audio file was unusable. After spending hours lamenting and crying over the lost show, the girls finally got it together to break down the drama surrounding the new emergency immigration funding bill, and bring back (immigration lawyer) Greg Guarino Jr to break down the humanitarian crisis at the southern border. All that, plus Julie got a butt-load of bday gifts and each one gets a mention! Keep your finger on the 15 second skip button, because this is one you're gonna want to speed through. ********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 25, 2019
The Trump/Iran drama continues on for the 6th (?) week in a row, and Julie & Brandy are annoyed. All they want to do is get high and talk about the upcoming debates, but they can't because Trump is warmongering with Iran as part of his 2020 campaign strategy, so he stopped by Meet the Press to try on a special edition, Chuck Todd merkin. After ripping that interview to shreds, the girls pop on over to see the leading cause of vaginal dryness, Vice President Mike Pence, sit down for an interview with Jake Tapper on CNN. After that, they do an epic Gay Guys & Their Feelings, all about Brexit, which ultimately makes them feel better. Why? Because misery loves company, and the UK is f*cked. ********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 18, 2019
This week marks the 4 year anniversary of Trump's infamous escalator ride announcing his run for President, and the country has been in a living hell ever since. In the last 7 days, Trump lost one more member of his transient cabinet, he fired 3 polling companies employed by his campaign, he threw his chief of staff out of the Oval Office for coughing during an interview with ABC, and he kicked off the official start of his 2020 re-election campaign. That's enough Trump fake news to fill an entire episode, but all Julie & Brandy really care about is the new season of Big Brother, so they eschew their usual dumb gay analysis, so they can have a kiki with Big Brother legend, Evel Dick. Don't stress if you're not familiar with him, he might be a Dick, but he's one captivating motherf*cker, and Julie & Brandy are seriously dead to talk to him. ********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 11, 2019
With DC in their rearview, Julie & Brandy are back in LA, and back to doing the podcast in the solitude of their drug den. There's no live audience to watch them talk about Trump's manufactured Mexican tariff drama, but they manage to ramble on anyway.  After that's finally over, Julie takes Brandy to Presidential Nomination Scheww, where she answers the most pressing question of 2019: WHY IOWA? Turns out, the answer to that question is surprising, confusing, & annoying (much like this episode).********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman ****  Brandy Howard  **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***  DGP *** Gay Podcast ***  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 4, 2019
Doing Dumb Gay Politics LIVE! in the nation's capital was a milestone for Julie & Brandy, and as such, the girls made the monumental decision to stay sober during the show. They spend a few minutes dissecting Robert Muellers' underwhelming 10 minute press conference, before introducing their special guest for the evening, Democratic warrior & Twitter legend: Scott Dworkin. After that, DGP superfan, Tarvor Lundy, takes the stage to share his handsome, gay feelings about the 2020 candidates; followed by an extremely precedented visit from First Lady, Melania Trump. If you can get past the technical snafus and the girls yelling into the microphone, it's really just like any other episode: mediocre. ********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 28, 2019
It's Memorial Day, and Julie & Brandy are filled with rage from doing the 7 day- GM Diet. Their hatred for Facebook and general disdain for Social Media permeates the episode, starting with the Trump/Nance Pelose infrastructure standoff. Then, it's the bullshit of Brexit which led to the Prime Minister of England finally resigning, before finishing it off with the deadly douchecapades happening on top of Mount Everest. It's an extra-long episode and by the end of it, the girls are definitely HANGRY.********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 21, 2019
Jet-lag on fleek, Julie & Brandy can barely get it together to discuss Trump's twitter feud with Iran. Luckily, their sisty/bestie Jonny McGovern stops by the drug den to answer some gay questions, and that raises the bar substantially. He weighs in on the 2020 candidates, abortion, and the issues that matter most to him. Julie follows it up with an uplifting 'So There's That,' but without Jonny, this episode would be a steaming pile of sh*t.************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 14, 2019
Julie and Brandy are back from Asia, just in time to throw their suitcases down and record another podcast! Still bloated from too much Japanese whiskey and soy sauce, the girls do their best to cobble together a cohesive explanation for the current trade war with China, the North Korean missile tests, and Trump foreshadowing a war with Iran! It's riveting stuff, but nothing gets the blood boiling quite like the new trend in state-mandated abortion bans: the Heartbeat Bill. That may not seem like enough to fill up an entire hour and a half, but just like sushi - its more filling than you think. (And it might turn your stomach).************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 8, 2019
After spending an unplanned month in Asia, Julie & Brandy are finally on their way home... But, first? A 17 hour layover at the Beijing airport! So, the girls decide to rent an hourly "hotel" room in an airport lounge, so they can "relax" and also, do this podcast. China's internet is what one would expect from a communist-type of country, and they nearly got electrocuted from trying to charge their laptops, so the research factor is low on this gem. Despite the obvious challenges, the girls persevere to deliver news on Trump's taxes, Brandy reclaims her time, and Melania even stops by for a moment. This episode is like mystery meat in fried rice, it's kinda good, but also slightly unsettling. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 1, 2019
Due to unexpected, unforeseen,and unacceptable travel complications: Julie & Brandy are stranded in Tokyo for the next 9 days. Deciding to make the best of it, the girls celebrate American icon, Joe Biden, finally tossing his hat in the 2020 presidential race AND then they celebrate Japanese icon, Emperor Akihito, abdicating the throne to his son, Prince Naruhito. It's a celebration that Japan hasn't seen for over 200 years, which is just about how long Julie & Brandy have been on this goddamn Asia trip. ************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************************ Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 24, 2019
Julie & Brandy are still on a gay cruise through Asia. And they are still not sober. Drunk on soup dumplings and Jack Daniels, they do their best to contain their rage over the sh*tstorm of the redacted Mueller Report. After that, they enlist the help of the hilarious (and sober) Brad Loekle, to help them kill 45 minutes of podcast time by going through each of the 2020 candidates. Julie finishes it off with a quick & random 'So There's That,' and they are back to drinking & seeing as much as they can... until next Tuesday. ********************************************************************************************************************************** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 17, 2019
Julie & Brandy kick off their epic Asia trip with... WORK! There's nothing like landing in a foreign country, excited to explore, only to realize that the podcast is due and there's work to be done. Staying true to their brand, the girls wait until the last minute, wake up hung over, and then plagiarize most of the podcast from CNN and Rachel Maddow. It's not their best work, but really, at the end of the day: it's all about Pete BuddhaJudge anyway.*** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 9, 2019
Attorney General Bill Barr is still bogarting the Mueller report, but Julie & Brandy do their best to make a meal out of it. They recap Barr's most recent public statement, before breaking down Trump's alleged ties to the Russian mafia, aka the Russian government. After slogging thru three decades of Trump's history with Russian gangsters, they switch topics to Trump's favorite congressional gangster, Mitch McMconnell. Lamenting the nightmare that America can't wake up from, the girls tell the tale of Mitch McConnell using the "nuclear option" to circumvent democracy and fulfill the Republican agenda of power at all costs. It's all very hopeless, but Julie closes it out with an important message from Meghan McCain, which is just the levity the country needs right now. *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 2, 2019
Nursing their hangovers from MuelleritaVille, and still waiting for the Mueller report to be released, Julie & Brandy had nothing to do but kill time (with everyone else), when they stumbled upon all the information they never wanted to know about Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell. Dismantling democracy for over a decade, his political career makes TrumpGate look like an unpaid parking ticket. If you manage to make it to the end of this episode, be prepared to be seriously disturbed, because there's no "So There's That" in the the world, that could possibly make up for the nightmare reign of Mitch McConnell. *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 26, 2019
There couldn't be a better follow-up to the TRUMPGATE episode, than the Mueller Report finally dropping. Except the only person who has been allowed to read Special Council Robert Mueller's final report is the US Attorney General, Bill Barr. He sped-read it in two days, and wrote a 4 page summary that basically says there was no collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia. And though Julie & Brandy are confused and horrified (like everyone else), all they can do is have a drink and hope for the best. So, that's just what they do. *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 19, 2019
Julie is on a gay cruise through the gulf of Mexico, so that means- it's time for another Dumb Gay Politics evergreen episode!! The Mueller report investigating Trump is about to drop, so the girls decide to breakdown the biggest political scandal in American history: TRUMPGATE.  Trumpgate can be divided into 6 specific scandals, which taken on their own, would be enough to sink any Presidency. But Trump has managed to evade punishment for over a year.  The audio sucks, and the content is confusing, but if you can manage to make it to the end of this podcast- get ready to have your mind blown.*** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 12, 2019
It's the week after Julie & Brandy interviewed an icon, and it shows. They do their best to chop up the sentencing of Trump's former campaign manager, Paul Manifort, before diving into Elizabeth Warren and her pledge to take on the tech monopoly in America. Then Julie honors National Women's Day with a clip featuring Cher & Nancy Pelosi. This episode starts out as ordinary, but the appearance of Nancy Pelosi's arms move it into the extraordinary. *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 5, 2019
This is the first (and only?) installment of the Dumb Gay Politics; Icon Series. Some guests are just so iconic that they require a whole episode dedicated to them, and Bill Browder is one such guest. He's been called Putin's #1 enemy and his name is synonymous with Russian sanctions. In 2012, Bill Browder created and helped to pass the ubiquitous Magnitsky Act, which prevents Russian human rights violators from entering or investing money in the U.S.  This conversation can only be classified as "pinnacles" for this podcast, and no matter what side of the aisle you're on, we can certainly all agree that Bill Browder is an American Icon. *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 26, 2019
It's the week after the Austin live show, and the week before the long-awaited Mueller report finally drops. Sitting smack dab in the middle of a whole lot of non-news, Julie & Brandy do their best to squeeze water from a stone. They speculate on the upcoming Mueller report, they speculate on the Trump/Kim Jong Un meeting, they speculate on Michael Cohen's upcoming testimony, they speculate on the democrats running in 2020, and then they lecture the 14 listeners on the dangers (and wonders) of documentaries. It's an episode, so powerful in it's randomness that it can only be met with one response: bye Jamal.********** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 19, 2019
Another month, another mediocre live show. But unlike the New Orleans show, this one actually recorded, so up it goes! Instinctively punctual, Julie & Brandy hit Texas just in time for Trump to declare a national emergency on the southern border. After navigating that sh*tstorm, the girls go Off Limits with the legendary Lea Black, and it is epic! A moment with Melania and Ronnie Karam's gay feelings make this Texas Taco verrrry spicy. ********** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 12, 2019
There is too much overwhelming sh*t going on in the news right now, so Julie & Brandy decided to ignore it all and wait for Beto O'Rourke to announce his run for president in 2020. The announcement never came, but the girls dodged the salacious news bullet (yet again) when they sat down for a kiki with the First Lady of Podcasting, Alison Rosen. They chat about her legendary rise, and eventual fall out, with Adam Carolla, and she shows the girls exactly why she's America's new best friend. From Beto O'Rourke to Alison Rosen, this is one hell of an aspirational episode.                                                                                                                   *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch ***Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 5, 2019
Another week, another tell-all book about Trump makes the rounds. This time, a former aide recounts his 500 days working inside the Trump White House with a "Team of Vipers." Julie & Brandy are lazy, so they call on the Dumb Gay Politics resident book-reader, Anne Morris, to do the heavy lifting. But it's not all viper-flavored tea. The girls also dissect the confusing catastrophe of Virginia Governor, Ralph Northam, and Judge Julie stops by to sentence Starbucks CEO Howard Schultz to several seats. It's not the greatest episode of all time, but it's guaranteed to be more interesting than the Super Bowl. *** Subscribe to our Patreon Podcast! https://www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics ******* Check out our website! https://www.julieandbrandy.com  ***** *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy  **** Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** Julie and Brandy ***  The People's Couch *** Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 29, 2019
It's still the first month of Scrunchie19, and Julie & Brandy are already exhausted. Channeling the big d*ck energy of Nance Pelose, the girls muster just enough brain power to break down the new terms of the government shut down. After that, they take a master class in Savagery from the master himself, Dan Savage. It all wraps up with a very random 'So There's That' about a savvy school superintendent who's a hero and a criminal and a martyr and a role model. All in all, the perfect way to say sayonara to January 2019. *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** The People's Couch Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 23, 2019
Still hung over from their live show in New Orleans, Julie & Brandy crapped out this episode with little (to no) preparation. They recap their crazy weekend and give an update on the longest government shutdown in history, before sitting down to a stilted conversation with a gay republican.  The girls do their best, but the combination of withdrawals and apathy make for one bland gumbo.*****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** The People's CouchLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 15, 2019
Dreams came true for Julie & Brandy when they got the opportunity to interview comedy legend, Tom Arnold. He's made it his mission to expose Donald Trump and he tells the girls all about his misadventures along the way. From brawling with Mark Burnett (in self-defense) to exposing a pedophile, Tom Arnold's tireless quest for justice is not only hilarious, it's inspiring. If you're not already a fan, you will be after this interview. There's a reason he's the undisputed king of the bromance. The guy is likable AF.***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard **** The People's CouchLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 8, 2019
It's the first, official Dumb Gay Politics of 2019 and Julie & Brandy are serving it. They start off with the sh*tstorm of the government shut down, before heading over to Democracy Street to celebrate the brand new, democrat-ruled House of Representatives and the newly anointed Speaker of the House, Nanc Pelos. After that, Brandy reclaims her time and rambles unpoetically about her most-favoritest person ever (other than Obama), Elizabeth Warren.  It's only the second week of Scrunchie-Nineteen, and the moonstone crystal's vag energy is already killing the game. *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 1, 2019
It's the first day of 2019, and Julie & Brandy are hung over from an overdose of crystals, rituals, & intentions. They tell the story of receiving a box of healing crystals from a mystery listener, and spending New Years Eve cleansing their energy and manifesting prosperity. After that, they say goodbye to 2018 by revisiting their two favorite interviews of the year: Sarah Silverman & Anthony Scaramucci. Half-new and half-recycled, this episode is a lot like New Years Eve: pretty predictable.***** Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
December 25, 2018
It's that time of year again, and Julie and Brandy are their usual scroogey selves. They spend a half hour thanking the frans who sent pics for the drug den bulletin board, and reveling in general holiday f*ckery. After that, Julie takes Brandy to (recycled) Christmas and Hanukkah Scheww. In a perfect world, it's supposed to be educational fun for the whole family, but like the holidays, it's just a clusterf*ck.*****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics  **** www.julieandbrandy.com   *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
December 18, 2018
After many weeks of deliberation, consternation, and threats of cancelling, Julie & Brandy finally did their live podcast taping in Seattle! They fought through microphone snafus and 12 weeks of sobriety to deliver a reimagined version of the opening song, a poorly prepared sh*tstorm, and a pretty awesome interview with a pretty awesome Washington State Senator. Throw in a gay producer's feelings, and a moment with Melania and you've get one hell of a random show, but stick around to the very end because you don't want to miss the audience cheering for the iconic Linda James as Sweet Transvestite. *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
December 11, 2018
There wasn't much "real news" this week, so Julie and Brandy did what they do best: celebrated themselves (via cards from their 14 listeners). After a solid half hour of self-appreciation, the girls finally get around to the speculation sh*tstorm of the Michael Cohen court filings. After that, they chop up some more fake news and more speculation over who will replace White House Chief of Staff, John Kelly, when he steps down at the end of the year. Listen at your own risk: this is an hour of your life that you'll never get back. *****  Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandy   ******  www.patreon.com/dumbgaypolitics **** www.julieandbrandy.com *****   Julie Goldman and Brandy Howard Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
December 4, 2018
It's the two year anniversary of Dumb Gay Politics and Julie & Brandy are giving it to you just like they did on the very first episode on December 6, 2016: sober, dumb, and gay. It's been a long road to nowhere, and the girls start out by thanking their 14 listeners for sticking with them on this Trumpian journey. After that, they chop up the sh*tstorm of the G20 summit and give George HW Bush the oh-Bitch-uary that he deserves. And even a So There's That starring Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau can't make this anniversary episode more interesting than a mystery fart on Meet the Press. Oh well. They can't all be winners. ***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
November 27, 2018
It's the Monday after Thanksgiving and Julie & Brandy's gratitude is at an all time high, and that's because: SOMEONE FARTED ON MEET THE PRESS. They don't know who was responsible for the fart that keeps on giving, but that doesn't take away from their utter enjoyment of it. After doing a deep dive on the the flatulence history of Meet the Press, Judge Julie stops by to school the 14 listeners on the deity of gender equality: Ruth Bader Ginsburg. After that, some gay feelings from Julie's straight brother Adam round out the episode that is sure to win a Pulitzer Prize for Journalistic Achievement.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
November 20, 2018
It's Thanksgiving, so Julie & Brandy start off the episode by being veeeerrrrry thankful to all the listeners who sent them gift boxes and cards this week. After that, they regurgitate Thanksgiving Scheww from last year's episode. Why? Because no matter how many times they are told the history of Thanksgiving, they still don't remember it. Despite the recycled segment, the girls are filled with gratitude, sobriety and rage as they list off the biggest Turkeys of 2018. Just like Thanksgiving dinner, this episode goes from thankful to bitchy before it's even half over, and you'll definitely need a nap when it's finally done. ***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
November 13, 2018
This episode is dedicated in loving memory to:Haddy Lynn HadawayBorn 7/31/18Died 8/25/18Haddy's time on earth was short, but she lives on in our hearts. Her life left an indelible imprint on us, and we will take her with us wherever we go. Forever. Thank you Haddy.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
November 6, 2018
Everyone in America has been preparing for this day for the last two years, and Julie & Brandy are no exception And though it's finally Election Day, there won't be any news until the votes are counted. So the girls do what all the best journalists do on Election Day before the results come in: they yell at people to go vote! But don't worry, it's not just that. In between badgering their 14 listeners to vote democrat, they play clips, speeches, and crazy campaign ads from some of the most notable midterm races.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 30, 2018
It's the day before Halloween, so Julie & Brandy celebrate by telling scary, true stories! After thanking their 14 listeners for all the Balltober gifts, the girls tell a spine-chilling tale about some very unhinged Facebook creatures. After that, the horrors continue in the eye of the sh*tstorm, which is a saga about a psychopath who mailed homemade bombs to powerful democrats. Then, the fear is real, as the girls discuss the upcoming midterm elections and the horrifying prospect of republicans maintaining the majority. Find a campfire, or a flashlight under a sheet, because these hair-raising tales require mood lighting.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 23, 2018
Julie & Brandy pre-recorded this lazy delight from a cruise ship off the coast of Mexico. But no matter how far away from America they sail, it's never too far to talk about the sh*tstorm of Russian trolls on Facebook. But it's not all Facebook shade, they also go Off Limits with international drag sensation, LA Voix, and then answer a gay question from one of their 14 listeners. You'll want to listen to this one lying down, because that's the way the girls recorded it. ***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 16, 2018
Julie and Brandy are still celebrating Ball-Tober, and the ball snacks haven’t stopped coming! The girls thank all the generous listeners for sending them treats, before announcing their new (and improved) Patreon goal. The excitement doesn’t stop there, because Elizabeth Warren announced that she would consider running for president and the girls LOST THEIR DAMN MINDS. After that, Danny Pellegrino stops by to take take the girls to View Scheww, which Julie follows up with a very lazy So There’s That. Hopefully this isn’t anyone’s first taste of DGP, because the whole episode is random AF. ***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 9, 2018
Another week, another Trump-induced, American nightmare. Accused gang-rapist & devout Christian, Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court on Friday, thanks to Republican Senator Susan Collins. After Julie & Brandy rip Senator Collins (and her home state of Maine) a new a$$hole, they move on to the latest member of Trump's cabinet to bite the dust: UN Ambassador, Nikki Haley. After that, First Lady Melania Trump stops by to explain her bizarre fashion choices on her trip to Africa, and a special So There's That all about Taylor Swift. It's all ladies on this week's episode, just the way Brett Kavanaugh likes it. ***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 2, 2018
It's all Kavanaugh, all day, on today's episode. Julie & Brandy are deep in their anger feelings, and nothing hits their rage spot quite like Trump's racist nominee for the Supreme Court, alleged gang-rapist, Brett Kavanaugh. The girls recap last week's dramatic congressional hearing, before catching everyone up to speed on the FBI investigation and the Republican senators who are still undecided. Even Julie's 'So There's That' is perfectly Kavanaugh-wful.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 25, 2018
This week, Julie & Brandy are punchy from their sober feelings, and Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh's alleged gang-bang past isn't helping to calm them down. They rage in defense of all the drunk young girls who have ever been taken advantage of by privileged, horny, white boys, before turning their attention to the tragedy of Cynthia Nixon's pummeling in the democratic primary for New York Governor. After that, they turn the douchecapades of Tiger Woods into an inspirational story and give you the most surprising and random So There's That in Dumb Gay Politics history. But don't get too excited, the episode sounds better on paper than it really is. ***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 18, 2018
It was a slow week in politics, so (per usz) Julie & Brandy phoned this one in. They start out with the story of Trump's former campaign manager Paul Manafort agreeing to cooperate with the Special Council investigation in return for a plea deal. After that, the girls talk about Hurricane Florence & the News Machine, and then Judge Julie makes an appearance in order to sentence the world's worst Supreme Court nominee, Brett Kavanaugh (spoiler alert: she finds him guilty of everything).***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 11, 2018
There's a lot of anonymous, gay drama coming out of the White House this week, and Julie and Brandy are here to break it all down. Between the New York Times op-ed and Bob Woodward's new book, there's no shortage of anonymous sources lining up to talk sh*t on Trump. All that, plus the douchebag that's about to end up on the Supreme Court and it's shaping up to be a pretty, crappy week for America.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
September 5, 2018
Pretending to celebrate Labor Day with absolutely zero enthusiasm, Julie & Brandy slog their way through this week's podcast. First, they talk about Trump's stinky pick for the Supreme Court, Brett Kavanaugh and then head over to Primary Street to break down the most culturally relevant races coming up in November's Midterm elections. The girls gave it a solid try, but even all of the generous Patreon gifts they received this week, weren't enough to save this episode.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 29, 2018
Julie and Brandy are still floating on a giant, gay boat in the middle of the Mediterranean sea, but the podcast must go on! The Paul Manafort verdict is a small appetizer to the main course of Erin Gibson and her new book "Feminasty: The Complicated Women's Guide to Surviving the Patriarchy Without Drinking Herself to Death." The episode is long, but those who make it to the end will wonder what the f*ck it was even about.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 21, 2018
Julie and Brandy are on a Roman Holiday, but they still managed to sh*t out this episode with a little help from their good friend, Anne Morris. Anne read Omarosa Manigault Newman's new book, 'Unhinged' in 2 days, and she spills all the rancid tea for the 14 listeners. Bookending that, the girls squeeze in a sh*tstorm about America's #1 race-baiter, Laura Ingraham, and a So There's That about statues. If it weren't for Anne, this would be a very unremarkable episode.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 15, 2018
A day late and a dollar short, be prepared to be very underwhelmed by this episode. Julie & Brandy have been on a cleanse and off alcohol for 2 weeks, but that doesn't mean they have their sh*t together. They considered not even bothering with this week at all, but crazy-ass Omorosa Manigault Newman saved the day with her secret White House tapes. The girls break down the tapes and the racist misogyny of the Trump Administration, before spending a very special Moment with Melania and a very Judge Julie-esque So There's That. ***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 7, 2018
It's the one year anniversary of the DGP Patreon podcast and Julie & Brandy are making everyone suffer! First, they treat you to a looooooooong list of shout outs and gifts, and then later, they read a long ass email from a Patreon Fran. They do manage to talk about about Trump, Lebron, Don Jr.,Russia and Alex Jones- but it's sandwiched in the middle of a long, hard Patreon sell. Keep your finger on the fast forward icon, because It's about 30 minutes of politics in a 1 hour 20 minute show, and you're not gonna want to listen to the whole thing.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
August 1, 2018
Emotions (and alcohol) have been running high, so Julie & Brandy took a "personal day" before sh*tting out this episode. They gloss over Paul Manifort's first day in court, rip Facebook & Mark Zuckerberg a new a$$hole, and Julie goes IN on a very jizzy So There's That. And oh yeah, former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer wrote a book that no one cares about, and our DGP resident book reader Anne, read it in two days. Thank God for Anne, or this episode wouldn't have happened (in more ways than one).***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 24, 2018
Julie & Brandy take the Pacific Northwest by storm, after traveling 850 miles to record the podcast live in Portland. The audience (which consisted of 4 fans and 121 day-pass holders to the Portland Queer Comedy Festival) were simultaneously disturbed and curious, but the girls didn't let that get them down. They start the show by breaking down the ever-developing Trump/Putin bromance, before interviewing Portland's premiere LGBTQ influencer, Belinda Carroll. After that, they host a very special, press conference with Sarah F*ckabee Sanders, and then they listen to the super gay (and super awesome) feelings from DGP #1 fan/Intern Aran O'roe. It's live and it's large, but, by all intents & purposes, it's definitely/probably... not in charge. ***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 10, 2018
Despite a record-breaking heatwave in Los Angeles, which caused a 48 hour power-outage in the drug-den/podcast studio, Julie & Brandy strapped it on & sucked it up to deliver this episode for their 14 listeners. While sweating through their clothes, the girls break down Trump's upcoming meeting with Putin, before analyzing the recent resignation of environmental terrorist, Scott Pruitt. After that, they attempt to understand the burgeoning U.S. trade war with China, but the extreme heat combined with lots of alcohol, rendered them incapable of coherent thought. Turn your speakers down, and your AC up, because this episode is one hot mess. ***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
July 3, 2018
After 16 months of talking about the infamous Trump/Russia Dossier, Julie and Brandy scoop the one and only interview with the lead attorney on the case, Roy Black. But, don't hold your breath on a Peabody Nomination just yet. What starts as the height of journalistic achievement, quickly devolves into standard, Dumb Gay Politics fare: crass, idiotic questions and more background noise than a World Cup game in Mexico City.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 26, 2018
The immigration sh*tstorm is dominating the news, so Julie & Brandy had to dig deep to find other crap to fill the show. Luckily for them, Mike Huckabee is a huge douche. He's been douching around all over Twitter this week and the girls cover it all with gusto. After that, Melania stops by to explain why she wore that infamous jacket, and the answer might surprise you. But probably not.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 19, 2018
It was a hell of a week to be an American. The culture war is in full swing, so Julie & Brandy deal with the tension the only way they know how - drinking! They recap the historic North Korean summit, tell u about something very tragic that you might not know about, and they take a moment to celebrate Sarah Huckabee Sanders. But the coup de grass is when they ride their tiny bicicleta to Immigration Scheww! Original 14 & Patreon fran Greg Guarino, Jr is their professor for the day and he teaches them why our current immigration policy is a human rights cautionary tale.***********Dumb Gay Politics with Julie & Brandywww.patreon.com/dumbgaypoliticswww.julieandbrandy.comJulie Goldman and Brandy HowardLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 12, 2018
It's one week post-Mooch, and the girls are completely phoning this one in. They start off with Trump's fight with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, before giving a quick update on the Trump/Russia/Mueller indictments. After that, they spend a wonderful Moment with Melania and then have an important meeting in the Ladies Room about Kim Kardashian!! Buckle up, and get ready for a bumpy, yet underwhelming ride!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
June 5, 2018
It's a milestone episode for Dumb Gay Politics because Julie & Brandy get to talk to someone who has ACTUALLY worked in the ACTUAL White House. Former Communications Director, Anthony Scaramucci calls in to talk about how Trump & Mike Pence don't suck, and about how Steve Bannon definitely does (his own d*ck). Try and listen with an open mind, because for a guy as successful and busy as The Mooch, agreeing to do a crappy podcast like this, must mean he's a real menche.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 29, 2018
Fresh off a two week break that wasn't really a break at all, Julie & Brandy dive right in with President Trump and his on-again/off-again meeting with North Korea. They lighten things up with a (much needed) visit to the Ladies Room, and a verdict from Judge Julie, before breaking down the latest drama with Trump & the NFL. It's an episode filled with things that no one knew they needed to care about, so listen at your own risk. This sh*t barely makes sense, and is sure to piss you off, either way.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 22, 2018
Since Julie is out of town dancing for dollas (again), this episode was recorded a week early. With a little help from their good friend Ronnie Karam, the girls do a shallow, crappy dive on conspiracies. Like cutting into an undercooked ham, this episode seems fine at the beginning, but it's a hot mess from the middle on.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 15, 2018
It's Tuesday, and President Trump pulled out of the Iran deal just in time for Julie & Brandy criticize him for it! After that, they break down this month's crucial primary elections, and then discuss Trump's nominee to head the CIA, Gina Haspell. Things lighten up considerably when Melania stops by to talk about her new campaign and explain what the f*ck "Be Best" means. The girls tried to "be best" at podcasting this week's politics, but when it was all said and done, they were probably too sober for their own good.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 8, 2018
Julie and. Brandy start off the show by celebrating the gift that keeps on lying: Rudy Giuliani. The party continues as they dissect the highlights of Trump's speech at the NRA convention. If gun enthusiasts and liars aren't your thing, stick around for Kanye West and his "free thoughts" about opioids and slavery. If time is money, then Yeezy's free thinking is expensive AF.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
May 1, 2018
It was a drama-filled week in the high school cafeteria of American politics, and Julie & Brandy couldn't wait to dive right in. They start with the backlash against comedian Michelle Wolfe who hosted the White House Correspondents dinner, before moving on to skewer the apology cops trolling Joy Reid on twitter. They finish the episode by celebrating the official end to Bill Cosby's raping days. Times up B*TCH.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 24, 2018
This week, Julie is on a homo-tour of the east coast, so the girls recorded this evergreen delight a few days early. Being that old news is no news, they decided that this week's episode was the perfect time to introduce their new segment, "Anne read a book in 2 days." Brandy's friend Anne took the girls to "Fire and Fury Scheww" back January, but now she"s got her very own segment and she did not disappoint! This time around, she focused her speed-reading talents on the new James Comes book, "A Higher Loyalty; Truth, Lies, & Leadership." How can a review of this book possibly take up a whole show? One word: tangents.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 17, 2018
This week, Julie & Brandy come full circle when they interview their podcast mentor & bestie/sistie Jonny McGovern. They kiki with the Hey Qween host for most of the show, but first they break down the sh*tstorm of Trumps's lawyer Michael Cohen, Ivanka, Don Jr, and "The end stage of the Trump Presidency." Afterward, their heroism is caught on tape when they stop (save) Julie's dog Nacho from eating a full candy bar. It was scary, but it was worth it though because it gave them a new work out idea and also because- #heroes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 10, 2018
Julie & Brandy left their hearts (and livers) at Miami Pride, so they are hanging on by a very thin thread . A phantom thread, if you will. First, they break down the atrocities happening in Syria before reveling in the recent FBI raid on Trump's personal attorney, Michael Cohen. After that, they celebrate Sarah F#ckabee Sanders and spend a Moment with Melania at the White House Easter Egg Roll. Keep your expectations low and your patience high, because this crap is pretty convoluted.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
April 3, 2018
This week, Julie & Brandy are overwhelmed by the big picture. They barely even have time to discuss the Roseanne reboot, before they have to break down Trump firing the secretary of Veteran's Affairs & replacing him with his personal physician. After that they suffer through tragic stories of Laura Ingraham's homophobic history before going to 'Consent Scheww' with their professor for the day, Erin Tillman aka the Dating Advice Girl. Buckle up, because this is one hell of a random-ass episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 27, 2018
Fresh off a gay cruise, the girls are hung over and depressed about Trump's new National Security Advisor, John Bolton. But their moods pick up when they get the opportunity to go 'off limits' with the world famous drag queen, Miss Richfield 1981 (aka Russ King). They finish off by celebrating America's thirstiest teenagers and the important work they're doing to influence gun legislation.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 20, 2018
Julie & Brandy are drunk on a Caribbean Cruise, but the podcast must go on (as they say). This week, the girls break down President Trump firing the Secretary of State, Rex Tillerson, and also 900 other people. With the threat of Russia looming, and Vladimir Putin getting closer and closer to dismantling the entire US government, Julie imagines a world where Mike Pence is the President. After that, they talk about the tragic (but largely unknown) Russian cyberattack on American nuclear power plants. Ever been high on Dramamine and whiskey? Well, you'll know what it feels like after listening to this episode.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 13, 2018
Julie & Brandy sobered up (slightly) for this episode, but turns out, they are more annoying when they aren't drunk. Mimosas take the edge off as they talk about Trump's impending meeting with Kim Jong Un, and the new trade regulations on steel and aluminum. Things pick up when Sarah Huckabee Sanders stops by to break down Trump's latest speech, but other than that, get ready for another average episode.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
March 7, 2018
Another week, another drunk podcast, but that doesn't stop Julie & Brandy from talking about all the crazy sh*t that went on in the news this week. Between Jared Kushner's shady loans, Hope Hicks getting the boot, and the new information coming out about the infamous dossier, there's no way the girls could stay sober for this one. It'll be tough, but try to listen all the way to the end, because Melania stops by for an extra long visit and spills some special tea about Jared.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 27, 2018
Dreams came true for Julie & Brandy when they got the opportunity to interview comedy superstar, Sarah Silverman. Direct from her kitchen table, they pick her brain about all things political, and she doesn't disappoint. Not only did the girls learn a lot about politics, history, and humanity- they learned firsthand why Sarah Silverman is a living legend.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 20, 2018
It was a sad, sad week, so Julie & Brandy are nursing an emotional (and an actual) hangover. First they talk about the Florida school shooting and the students who are emerging as the nation's most influential lobbyists. Then, they break down the indictment that charged 13 Russians for meddling in the 2016 election. All that, plus a message about the 2nd Amendment from Julie's brainiac brother. Don't let the description fool ya, this episode is really not that good.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 13, 2018
It's the Valentine's Day episode, and there's nothing Julie & Brandy love more- than talking about how much they hate Bill Cosby. Joining them in their hilarious hate-parade is actress and voice over star, Jen Cohn. But if you think the abuse conversation stops there, think again, because White House wife-beater & staff secretary, Rob Porter resigned last week, and it's caused quite a sh*tstorm. Top it all off with Nancy Pelosi's eight hour speech and you've got one hell of a romantic episode.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
February 6, 2018
Since they recorded this episode a few days early, Julie & Brandy did not cover Memo-Gate 2018. But don't worry, there was plenty bi-partisan buffoonery at the State of the Union address, and the girls dissect it all. After that, they go deep with Rupaul's Drag Race Queen of Environment Activism, Tammie Brown, and then Judge Julie makes a rare appearance. The jury is still out on this episode, because much like the real news, there's a lot gong on, with very little pertinent information. Enjoy!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 30, 2018
Hold on to your pink hats, because it's a lady-centric episode this week! First, Julie & Brandy take no prisoners breaking down the sentencing of former USA Gymnastics doctor, Larry Nassar. Then, they get the treat of their lives talking to the UK's most controversial (and coolest) feminist, Julie Bindel. After that, they play a message from a lady listener and then do a lady-based So There's That. Hopefully you like vaginas, because this episode has some big ones.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 23, 2018
They can shut the government down, but they can't shut Julie & Brandy up. The girls give their best effort at breaking down the government shut down, before throwing in the towel and moving the party into the Ladies Room. Over a million women hit the streets to march this past weekend, and if you missed any of the important details- never fear, Julie & Brandy leave no pink stone unturned. If you manage to make it to the end of this episode, you'll learn more about the Women's March than you every thought possible. Or wanted to learn.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 17, 2018
Another week means another moronic comment out of Trump's sh*thole, and Julie & Brandy are here to break it all down. Between calling Haiti a sh*thole, and the mistaken missile warning in Hawaii, the buffoonery level in this country is at an all-time high. Round it out with paid-off mistresses and a pissed-off Maxine Waters, and you've got one hell of a random episode.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 9, 2018
It's the first week of 2018, and Julie & Brandy are fired up and furious. They start out on a major high from Oprah's killer Golden Globes speech, but their high quickly disintegrates with the sh*tstorm of Michael Wolff's new book: "Fire & Fury: Inside the Trump White House." Luckily, their friend Anne read the book so they don't have to. So, the girls ride their tiny bicicleta to scheww and she teaches them the cliff's notes version. Buckle up and get ready for a literary ride, because this episode is pretty much all about a terrible book.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
January 2, 2018
It's the first week of 2018, but this podcast was recorded the last week of 2017. Julie takes Brandy to New Years Eve Scheww before they talk to podcast legend and comedy triple threat Heather McDonald. Between their holiday hangover and an annoying audio issue, this episode is a perfect representation of 2017 - below average.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
December 26, 2017
It's the last episode of the 2017, and Julie and Brandy want to go out with a bang! The only problem is that they are out of town. So, the girls decided to pick three of their favorite "Off-Limits" interviews and compile them all into one, long, celebratory episode. They've done many different interviews this year, and each one holds a special a place in their hearts, but Lea Black, Kate Casey, and Anthony Atamanuik were three of the very BEST. Join Julie & Brandy to say goodbye to 2017. And good riddance!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
December 19, 2017
Hannukah is happening now and Christmas is in a week, so the girls are celebrating! They acknowledge and give thanks to all the thoughtful listeners who sent them presents & cards, before doing a deep dive on the history of Christmas and Hannukah! Put on your thinking caps, because Julie takes Brandy to holiday scheww- and there's more to Christmakuh than dreidels and Santa Clause.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
December 12, 2017
This week, the girls process Al Franken's resignation before Judge Julie drops by to sentence Interior Secretary Ryan Zinke to life without parole in Douche jail. Then a telecom lawyer takes the girls to scheww for a class about net neutrality. Too much coffee and TWO 'So There's Thats' later, the girls are still trying to figure out what the hell they actually talked about.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
December 5, 2017
The news of the week has Julie & Brandy (but mostly Julie) EXTRA hostile. The anger train leaves the station with a negative iTunes review, it rolls through the sh*tstorm of the bougie new tax plan, makes a stop on Perjury Street, and then goes off the rails with the tragic news of Trump reducing one million acres of federally protected land fromNational Parks. The madness becomes literal by the end, when Julie damn-near loses her mind. Grab a xanax and some stress-balls, because this episode is sure to rile you up. And not in a good way.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
November 28, 2017
It's the one year anniversary of Dumb Gay Politics, and Julie and Brandy are celebrating in style. First they talk about the shitstorm of North Korea's cyber terrorism team, and then they ride their tiny bicicleta to scheew to learn about voting rights and campaign finance reform. The girls are giddy with excitement and can hardly pay attention in class, because their professor for the day is one of their all-time IDOLS and American treasure: Heather McGhee!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
November 21, 2017
In this very special episode, the girls put the "myth of Thanksgiving" on blast, spend some family time with Julie's brother Adam, and give their list of the biggest turkey's of 2017. There's never been an episode with so much dumb, gay thankfulness. Get ready for the gratitude parade.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
November 15, 2017
Julie and Brandy taped this podcast LIVE at the Hollywood Improv. Their special guest is Lauren Sivan and the title tells you everything you need to know. Despite being live, this podcast is a day late and a dollar short. Listen at your own risk. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
November 7, 2017
It's been a year since Trump got elected and it's been a a year since Julie & Brandy started this podcast- and (to no one's surprise) neither Trump, nor DGP have improved. At all. In fact, they've (arguably) both gotten worse. Battling through sobriety, exhaustion and recording snafus, the girls cover the recent federal Indictments, the updates on the Steele Dossier, and reminisce on Tom Price's jetsetting douchecapades! Forget what you've heard, this podcast is DUMB AS F*CK.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 31, 2017
The girls are out of town so they pre-recorded this rage-filled episode. They start with a spooky story about one of America's scariest creepers, Bill O'Reilly. After that, they interview the INSANELY talented Anthony Atamanuik, who's making America Great Again playing Donal Trump on "The President Show" on Comedy Central. This episode is very random and very evergreen- but the girls are kinda drunk, so you know... the usz.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 24, 2017
Julie & Brandy break down the shitstorm in Niger and Trump's follow-up call to one of the widows, before the girls get a much anticipated lesson in Muslimism from the hilarious triple threat, Negin Farsad. Throw in a voicemail from a gay guy, who is actually a straight woman with feelings about abortion and a So There's That about Democratic fundraising and you've got one hot mess of an episode. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 17, 2017
This week Julie and Brandy avoid offending people by NOT talking about Harvey Weinstein and instead choosing to focus on Trump's "decertification" of the Iran deal. They get deep about Rex Tillerson and Senator Bob Corker before riding their tiny bicicleta to skeww to learn about gerrymandering! After that, they treat the 14 listeners to a very special, unprecedented So There's That! Hold on to your Pumpkin Spice Latte because this episode is random AF.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 10, 2017
Julie and Brandy are skipping down memory lane in this pre-recorded delight. Join them as they travel back in time to episodes as far back as December 2016, when Donald Trump was still just President elect! They reminisce about many golden political memories, including Chuck Schumer crying, Neil Gorsuch landing the coveted spot on the Supreme Court, Rex Tillerson becoming Secretary of State and waaaay back when Michael Flynn was National Security Advisor for 2 weeks. Its a classic episode filled with crap that no one really wants to listen to the second time around!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
October 3, 2017
Julie & Brandy break down (and by breakdown, we mean: gloss over) the 9 page packet filled with jargon and pathological lies knows as the Tax Reform Framework. If this doesn't get them emotionally unstable enough, they talk to original Puerto Rican and podcaster extraordinaire, MeMe Cherry about the horrific disaster in Puerto Rico. The girls go from the drug den, to the Standard Hotel in West Hollywood, and then back to the drug den- so, hold on to your vape pens, because this episode is all over the place.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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