Spencer Strasmore's penis is as broken as Ricky Jerret's brain. As broken as Larry Siefert's relationship with his head coach. As broken as Vernon Littlefield's tiny dick and also his brain. That's right folks, it's your weekly* Ballers recap. Also, we marvel at just how athletic NBA players actually are and roast the Lakers for being so dumb to get caught tampering.
*Sometimes weekly. Most of the time we forget to do it. Not this time though. Somehow we did 30 minutes of talking about a show that's barely 30 minutes in length. Truly remarkable when you really think about it.