Hey kids, how were the VMAs? We don't know because we're coming to you from the past with this week's episode—don't worry, we've got the "things people are talking about" otherwise: like Crazy Rich Asians! Sharp Objects! (lol) Sweetener!? Queen!? Kirstie Alley on the UK's Celebrity Big Brother! Are people still talking about Elon Musk and Grimes and Azalea Banks? How about the fact that Rita's the captain now? You'll see what we mean.