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The Basement Yard is a podcast ran by me, Joe Santagato. I would write a long description about what this podcast will be about but I'm not even sure.. Enjoy!
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October 14, 2019
#211 - 24 Hours In Miami
On this episode, Joe has a weird flight in Miami & Danny has a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" moment on the streets of New York.
October 7, 2019
#210 - Run Danny Run
On this episode we discuss if Danny can run a sub 10 minute mile, yeah ok pal.
September 30, 2019
#209 - What Do My Dreams Mean?
On this episode, Danny kisses a boy...kind of. We also try to find out what our dreams mean.
September 23, 2019
#208 - Time To Open Up
On this episode, we get pretty deep. Like insanely deep. Honestly, that's all you need to know.
September 16, 2019
#207 - Joe Falls Off A Mountain
On this two hour episode, we talk about Joe's near death experience hiking in Utah.
September 9, 2019
#206 - Being Rich Makes You Weird
Let's dive into the whole Jeffrey Epstein saga. It's getting even more out of control.
September 2, 2019
#205 - Are You In Love?
On this episode, we discuss if Joe's actually a mean person, we answer questions about love and if we could beat up Jesus. Enjoy!
August 26, 2019
#204 - The Museum of Peen
On this episode, Danny and Joe discuss Iceland's Penis Museum, Kenyan farts and much more! Enjoy.
August 19, 2019
#203 - No Power In The Hamptons
Danny & Joe go to the Hamptons, Joe weighs himself & tells us why he hates kids on vacation.
August 12, 2019
#202 - A Cold Case
Danny & Joe embark on a journey of puns, frozen babies, & other things.
August 5, 2019
#201 - Making The World A Better Place
On this episode, Joe & Danny talk about ways to make the world a better place... kinda. They also dive into food fights & animals. That sounded weird.
July 29, 2019
#200 - Storming Area 51
On the 200th episode of The Basement Yard, we discuss storming Area 51, Bagel Boss, what the meaning of talent is and have fun with balloons. Enjoy!
July 22, 2019
#199 - Don't Pop My Pimples
On this episode, we discuss scary kids shows and pimple popping.
July 15, 2019
#198 - The Candy Bracket
On this episode, we find out what candy is the greatest of all time!
July 8, 2019
#197 - Danny Got Fingered
Danny gets fingered and Joe wants to start saying hello to strangers. Enjoy!
July 1, 2019
#196 - Am I An Adult Yet?
On this episode, we discuss little kids cursing, the fashion show known as the "gym", being an adult and Danny throws up.
June 24, 2019
#195 - Tom Cruise vs. Justin Bieber
On this episode, we discuss pancakes vs french toast, Bieber challenging Tom Cruise to a fight and Danny's afraid to have kids.
June 17, 2019
#194 - Breaking World Records
Danny & Joe come up with a plan to break some world records.
June 10, 2019
#193 - What Turns You On?
On this episode, we discuss the cultural phenomenon known as Mukbang and what turns us on.
June 3, 2019
#192 - Would You Sell Your Undies?
On this episode, we discuss how many times we use the same towel, selling our underwear and a bunch of other stuff.
May 27, 2019
#191 - I Got My First Tattoo
It's official, Joe finally gets his first tattoo, Mr.Ratburn is gay and we talk about the true meaning of happiness.
May 20, 2019
#190 - Joe's A Psycho
On this episode, we finally figure out how big of a psycho Joe truly is.
May 13, 2019
#189 - America, The Beautiful
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the history of America and the Founding Fathers.
May 6, 2019
#188 - How Healthy Is Your Sperm?
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about pearling, the new website, & try to figure out who has healthier sperm.
April 29, 2019
#187 - What's Your Superpower?
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about what their superpower would be & that one time Joe cried at Disney.
April 22, 2019
#186 - Danny Got a Raise
On this episode, Danny gets his long awaited raise...he also has a list of demands for some reason?
April 15, 2019
#185 - You Ever Taste Your Own Pee?
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about wether they've tried their own bodily fluids. ALL of them.
April 8, 2019
#184 - The Friendship Test
On this episode, Joe takes a friendship test and we discuss rats.
April 1, 2019
#183 - We're Afraid To Get Old
On this episode, Danny and I discuss getting old, head transplants and donating kidneys to our best friends.
March 25, 2019
#182 - Getting To Know Our Bodies
On this episode, Danny and I take a long look at our "bodies".
March 18, 2019
#181 - Lets Go To Camp
Danny & Joe talk about the pros & cons of going to sleep-away camp.
March 11, 2019
#180 - Kids Say The Darndest Things
On this episode, Danny and I talk about how mean children are.
March 4, 2019
#179 - Somebody Better Call The Law
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the most cringeworthy TikToks we've ever seen.
February 25, 2019
#178 - Where Is The Grand Canyon?
Danny & I had no idea where the Grand Canyon was for a second.
February 18, 2019
#177 - Milk, Milk, Lemonade
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the deportation of 21 Savage, our dogs and the legend of Milk,Milk,Lemonade.
February 11, 2019
#176 - Thirty Years Old
On this episode, Danny turns thirty, we discuss reading comments, some of our favorite music and more!
February 4, 2019
#175 - Dream Out Your Ass
Danny & I talk about dissecting animals, skydiving, & what it truly means to dream out of your ass.
January 28, 2019
#174 - The White House Dinner Menu
This week we're talking about the delicious, delightful, wondrous, & expensive white house dinner menu.
January 21, 2019
#173 - Hypothetically Speaking
Danny and I ask each other some tough hypothetical questions.
January 14, 2019
#172 - Butt Hygiene
Davino joins Danny & Joe this week to talk about butt hygiene, surgery, & more!
January 7, 2019
#171 - Almost Got Abducted By Aliens
This was the scariest/craziest night of my life.
December 31, 2018
#170 - New Year, New Me ... I Think
Happy New Year!
December 24, 2018
#169 - The Gift Exchange
Danny & Joe exchange Christmas presents live on the Basement Yard.
December 17, 2018
#168 - Catching Online Predators
On this episode, Frankie is back to talk about online predators & Chris Hansen.
December 10, 2018
#167 - Skating With Mika Zibanejad
Mika Zibanejad of the New York Rangers joins us to talk about life in the NHL & how badly Danny needs to learn how to skate.
December 3, 2018
#166 - The Night That Changed Our Lives
I just.. there's no words to explain the Saturday night that we had.
November 26, 2018
#165 - Getting High On Tampons
Apparently kids are now getting high off tampon juice... yeah, I know.
November 19, 2018
#164 - The Craziest Celebrity Riders
Some celebrities have the craziest demands for what they want in their dressing rooms...
November 12, 2018
#163 - The Return Of Keith
My brother Keith is back on the podcast after a long hiatus!
November 5, 2018
#162 - Suck That Or Bite That?
Today, Danny & I go through a list of foods that people either suck on or bite. Which one do you do?
October 29, 2018
#161 - Guess That Fetish
On this episode, Danny & I play a nice game of Guess That Fetish
October 22, 2018
#160 - Sneaking Out & Stealing Cars
A special guest joins us this week! YouTube.com/TheBasementYard
October 15, 2018
#159 - Are Robot Brothels Dope?
So like.. would you actually go into a brothel filled with robots & have sex with one? Let's discuss.
October 8, 2018
#158 - Buying Furniture Is Impossible
After being chase around a furniture store by a saleswoman for 30 mins, I finally decided to enter negotiations & was BAMBOOZLED.
October 1, 2018
#157 - Selling My Tears On eBay
Noah Cyrus is selling her tears on eBay for 12K... I wonder how much I can get for mine.
September 24, 2018
#156 - The Secret Life Of Sucking Toes
Danny Sux Toes.
September 17, 2018
Stop Burning Your Clothes
On this episode, we discuss people burning all their Nike gear and creepy teachers.
September 10, 2018
The ChampionChip Bracket
On this episode, we do a bracket to see which chip is the best of all time and if we could last in prison.
September 3, 2018
I'm Marrying Whoopi Goldberg
On this episode, Danny & I play MASH again. We also talk about Handmaids Tale & how our fathers we're terrifying.
August 27, 2018
The Future Of YouTube
On this episode, we're talking about KSI vs Logan Paul & why I don't post on YouTube anymore.
August 20, 2018
The Ultimate Sh*tshow
You'll know exactly why the title is what is at the 7:50 mark.
August 13, 2018
Women Are Supernatural Creatures
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about the fact that women are the most incredible creatures to walk this planet. Pregnancy? Penis? How do they do It?
August 6, 2018
Babies Are Dumb
On this episode, Danny & I are talking about how dumb babies are, food poisoning, & other things. I don't remember.
July 30, 2018
The History of BJs
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I talk about the history of BJs, payphones, & answer your questions.
July 23, 2018
Frank's Fighting Animals Again
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July 16, 2018
I'm Never Going Into A Cave
Support the show by going to Patreon.com/TheBasementYard ! On this episode, Danny & I are introducing the Patreon, Kylie Jenner, & the trapped Thai kids.
July 9, 2018
If I Were A Girl..
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about calling the cops, boobs, wieners, & other mature things.
June 25, 2018
The Sweet Sounds Of Summer
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I talk about summer songs & songs that make us cry.
June 18, 2018
Are Robots Gonna Kill Us?
On this episode, I'm joined by @DannyLopriore & @JoeyGatto to talk about artificial intelligence & other things that aren't as cool as that.
June 11, 2018
The Return Of Danny
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I discuss mental health, shotgun rules, & more.
June 4, 2018
How Much To Get Pooped On?
On this episode, @FAlvarez8085 & @TheLambShow come on to talk about how much money It would take to let someone poop on you..
May 29, 2018
Am I Making Any Sense?
It's just me today so you know what that means... disaster.
May 21, 2018
Are They ACTUALLY Royalty?
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about the royal wedding, tying sweaters around your waist, & how gangster women are.
May 14, 2018
Biggest Flexers Of The Century
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about Lil Tay, Airplanes, & more.
May 7, 2018
It's Hard Being A Kid
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about church, soda, & superhero Keith.
April 30, 2018
I'm Not Carrying Your Baby
On this episode, @AsaAkira & @DannyLopriore are on to talk about surrogates, dog poop, college, & more.
April 23, 2018
Donating Sperm & Fighting Alligators
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & @FAlvarez8085 are on to talk about a ton of interesting topics..
April 17, 2018
Do You Remember Your First?
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I talk about our first kiss, first sexual experience, first time drinking, and more!
April 9, 2018
Orange Things Suck Ass
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about things. Enjoy.
April 2, 2018
Weird Ass Dating Websites
On this episode, @Frank_Alvarez is back to talk about dating sites, Blac Chyna, & more.
March 27, 2018
Remember When Life Was Simple?
On this episode, @DannyLopriore & I are talking about Donald's Dong, Pixar vs Disney, & more!
March 19, 2018
We Hate The Ocean
On this episode, @AsaAKira & @Danny Lopriore join me to talk about circumcision, Netflix, baldness, & more.
March 12, 2018
Mashing & Splashing
On this episode, @DannyLopriore joins us to talk about MASH & squirting. Normal stuff.
March 5, 2018
The Whitest Songs Ever
Today we have @Frank_Alvarez80 on to talk about the whitest songs in the world.
February 26, 2018
Should We Arm The Teachers?
My guests @DannyLopriore & @Frank_Alvarez80 come on the show to discuss Pokemon, Pooping in Public, & Arming the teachers.
February 19, 2018
Talking Porn with Asa Akira
On this episode, I'm joined by @AsaAkira to talk about porn, Tom Brady kissing his kid, & more.
February 12, 2018
Please Don't Shoot The Rats
On this episode, Frank & I are talking about fainting, spelling, Logan Paul, & more.
February 5, 2018
The Super Bowl Hangover Show
On this episode, I'm talking about the Super Bowl, Logan Paul's return, & the kids.
January 30, 2018
Shootin' The Sh*t with Cody Ko
On this episode, @codyko & I are talking about Logan Paul, Lele Pons, & other things that aren't so great.
January 22, 2018
Let The Kids Be Kids
On this episode, I'm talking about weird media outlets obsessing over 13 year old relationships & psychotic parents.
January 15, 2018
Slapping Harvey Weinstein
On this episode, Davino returns with Frankie to talk about Harvey Weinstein getting slapped.
January 8, 2018
What Is Happening To The World?!
On this episode, I'm talking about Logan Paul & banning best friends.
January 2, 2018
What A Year!
It's been a hell of a year. Thank you all.
December 27, 2017
Christmas Shopping Is The Worst
On this episode, @pmolino27 & @Frank_Alvarez80 are on to talk about some stuff. This was days ago so I forgot but it's good. Oh, Christmas shopping and stuff. I suck. Sorry.
December 19, 2017
What The Hell Is Net Neutrality?
On this episode, I have @TimPetrop on to talk about net neutrality.
December 11, 2017
Having Sex With Inanimate Objects
On this episode, @Frank_Alvarez80 joins me to talk about people who are sexually attracted to inanimate objects.
December 4, 2017
Is It Bad That I Don't Care?
On this episode, I am joined by @DannyLopriore to talk about our heritage, getting hit by our parents, and more.
November 27, 2017
My Very Own Board Game
On this episode, I'm talking about my new board game "Speak Out: Joe Santagato Edition" that you can buy on Amazon RIGHT NOW!
November 21, 2017
The Art Of Gloryhole-ing
On this episode, @Frank_Alvarez80 & I talk about lots of things but the only one I can remember is glory holes.
November 14, 2017
The Return Of Davino
On this episode, we're talking about Lady Gaga & other things. I don't remember. I have a headache.
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