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The Basement Yard is a podcast ran by me, Joe Santagato. I would write a long description about what this podcast will be about but I'm not even sure.. Enjoy!
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July 6, 2020
#249 - Brotherhood Of The Traveling Pants
On this episode, we discuss The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Loch Ness Monster and if Ebenezer Scrooge lived in Queens. Enjoy!
June 29, 2020
#248 - You Ever Watch Cartoons Bang Each Other?
Joe claims he sees colors in peoples names, he may have had TB at one point, suckable foods and cartoon porn, Enjoy.
June 22, 2020
#247 - I Like To Get Choked
On this episode, we talk about weird sex stuff, our dads doing illegal things, the evolution of porn & more! Enjoy!
June 15, 2020
#246 - Time For A Change
Danny and I, discuss what’s been happening in the world. Enjoy.
June 8, 2020
#245 - Going To The Club At 16 Years Old
On this episode, we discuss how fire it was to go clubbing on "Teen Night" & MUCH more! Enjoy.
June 1, 2020
#244 - Getting Boners With The Boys
On this episode, Danny talks about a strange game he use to play, catching significant others masturbating and more! Enjoy!
May 25, 2020
#243 - Danny's Getting Circumcised
On this episode, we talk about Danny's possible future circumcision, TED talks, Joe's Dad not knowing how to social distance and more!
May 18, 2020
#242 - The Adele Weight-Loss Conspiracy Theory
On this episode, Danny poops his pants...again, Joe gets in a Twitter war & much more. Enjoy!
May 11, 2020
#241 - Almost Got Stabbed By A Homeless Guy
On this episode, Danny has multiple homeless run-ins at 7/11's and whale poop. Enjoy!
May 4, 2020
#240 - Watching Women Sleep In A Hotel
On this episode, we discuss a crazy flight attendant story, Joe's public speaking and if Kim Jon Un is actually dead, enjoy!
April 27, 2020
#239 - Emailing A Pornstar
On this episode, we discuss the return of a legendary pornstar, Enjoy!
April 20, 2020
#238 - New Hobby Joe
On this episode, we hear all about Joe's new quarantine hobbies, animals and lawyer commercials. Enjoy!
April 13, 2020
#237 - Please Tell Me She's Dead...
On this episode, we discuss kissing our dads, fake sleeping, the Kennedy curse and a stabbing...enjoy!
April 6, 2020
#236 - Don't Call It A Comeback
On this episode, we discuss the legend known as "Tiger King", Joe's YouTube comeback and Danny's music career. Enjoy!
March 30, 2020
#235 - The Karate Kids
On this episode, we talk about quarantine life and weird kids who always did karate in gym class.
March 23, 2020
#234 - Corona Virus, It's Gettin' Real
On this episode, we discuss...guess? Yeah, it's the corona virus.
March 16, 2020
#233 - Incense Burning Joe
Joe starts becoming addicted to burning incense...typical.
March 9, 2020
#232 - Dying In The Shower
March 5, 2020
The Extra Yard - Frankie Alvarez
The man, the myth, the legend himself, Frankie Alvarez has returned...and this time he has some questions of his own. Enjoy!
March 2, 2020
#231 - Are You On Tik Tok?
On this episode, we discuss the longevity of TikTok, women screaming, if we close our doors before we go to bed & more! Enjoy.
February 27, 2020
Barstool Pat & Wayne Jetski - The Extra Yard
On this episode, we're visited by our buddies from Barstool Breakfast, Pat and Wayne Jetski, this episode is insane. We talk about Pat's coming out story and Wayne getting drunk and doing weird stuff. Enjoy.
February 24, 2020
#230 - Everyone Is Ugly
On this episode, we talk about a stripper almost falling to her death, if it's wrong to think people are ugly, Danny having pinkeye and that he's afraid of Joe now. Enjoy!
February 20, 2020
The Extra Yard - Camille Kostek
Camille Kostek joins us on The Basement Yard to talk about getting the cover of SI.
February 17, 2020
#229 - 1-800-Hot-Dudes
On this episode, we visit one of our many favorite pastimes, phone sex hotlines. Enjoy!
February 13, 2020
The Extra Yard - The LoPriore Brothers
On this episode, we finally have Danny's brothers Jared and Mike on the show to tell insane stories and what being a LoPriore is really like...and it's insane. Pray for Joe.
February 10, 2020
#228 - Are You Type A or Type B?
On this episode, Joe and Danny figure out once and for all who has a Type A or Type B personality. Enjoy!
February 6, 2020
The Extra Yard - Tim Dillon
On this episode, we are joined by stand up comedian Tim Dillon to talk about
February 3, 2020
#227 - Are We Going to Get Corona Virus?
On this episode, we discuss if it's finally time to be afraid Corona Virus. Danny seems to think so, Joe not so much. Enjoy!
January 30, 2020
The Extra Yard - Nick Colletti
On this episode, we have stand-up comedian, actor and Vine OG Nick Colleti. Enjoy!
January 27, 2020
#226 - You Know What They Say...
On this episode, we do a bracket of our all time favorite "sayings" and see which one will reign victorious.
January 23, 2020
The Extra Yard - History Hyenas
On this episode, we are joined by Chris Distefano and Yannis Pappas from the "History Hyenas Podcast" and honestly it goes off the rails from the beginning...Enjoy.
January 20, 2020
#225 - Hot Astronaut Love
On this episode, we talk about making love in space, jaying in sensory deprivation tanks and more! Enjoy!
January 16, 2020
The Extra Yard - Frank Alvarez
On this episode, we are joined by another Basement Yard legend, Frank Alvarez and this episode is utterly insane..I don't know how else to put it honestly.
January 13, 2020
#224 - Hey! Don't Touch The Pope
On this episode, we discuss who would dominate who, the Pope having to slap woman's hand and playing manhunt in a priest's garden. Enjoy!
January 9, 2020
The Extra Yard - Keith Santagato
On the 1st ever Extra Yard, we welcome back a Basement Yard legend! The one, the only...Keith Santagato. Enjoy!
January 6, 2020
#223 - Animal Tested, Not Approved
On this episode, we talk about Joe becoming a coffee addict, people testing products on animals and of course...poop. Enjoy!
December 30, 2019
#222 - New Year, Crazy Resolutions
On this episode, we pick some rather strange New Years resolutions.
December 23, 2019
#221 - Santa Banged Your Mom
On this episode, we discuss the weirdest Christmas songs of all time, Super Sweet 16's, vegan burgers, Danny's model career, Chopped & more!
December 16, 2019
#220 - Go Bang Your Head Against The Wall
On this episode, we discuss an 18,000 year old frozen dog, Amazon selling holocaust Christmas ornaments & therapy. Wild ride, enjoy!
December 9, 2019
#219 - We're Going Down
On this episode, we honestly just go off the rails. This is the craziest episode in a long time.
December 2, 2019
#218 - What's That Smell?
On this episode, Danny & Joe discuss their Top 5 favorite smells of all time, their dads falling down & more!
November 25, 2019
#217 - Growing Your Pits Out
On this episode, Danny and Joe discuss his trip to Chicago, losing their virginities, teenagers, girls with armpit hair, jealously & a bunch of other outrageous things.
November 18, 2019
#216 - The Boys Go To Nashville
On this episode, Danny and Joe go to Nashville...and Joe doesn't remember a damn thing.
November 11, 2019
#215 - What Would You Do?
On this episode, a kid smacks Danny's dog, Danny has a lumpy bump on his butt, and Joe is here too.
November 4, 2019
#214 - Getting Bodied By Oprah
On this episode, we celebrate National Nut Day, talk about if the 2020 election will end relationships/friendships & Oprah sonning people.
October 28, 2019
#213 - A Whole New World
On this episode, we discuss Christopher Columbus, Joe goes to Disney World & Danny watches Joe's dogs.
October 21, 2019
#212 - Lying To Uber Drivers
On this episode, we talked about lying to Uber drivers about our fake children and if social media should impact the hiring process.
October 14, 2019
#211 - 24 Hours In Miami
On this episode, Joe has a weird flight in Miami & Danny has a "Curb Your Enthusiasm" moment on the streets of New York.
October 7, 2019
#210 - Run Danny Run
On this episode we discuss if Danny can run a sub 10 minute mile, yeah ok pal.
September 30, 2019
#209 - What Do My Dreams Mean?
On this episode, Danny kisses a boy...kind of. We also try to find out what our dreams mean.
September 23, 2019
#208 - Time To Open Up
On this episode, we get pretty deep. Like insanely deep. Honestly, that's all you need to know.
September 16, 2019
#207 - Joe Falls Off A Mountain
On this two hour episode, we talk about Joe's near death experience hiking in Utah.
September 9, 2019
#206 - Being Rich Makes You Weird
Let's dive into the whole Jeffrey Epstein saga. It's getting even more out of control.
September 2, 2019
#205 - Are You In Love?
On this episode, we discuss if Joe's actually a mean person, we answer questions about love and if we could beat up Jesus. Enjoy!
August 26, 2019
#204 - The Museum of Peen
On this episode, Danny and Joe discuss Iceland's Penis Museum, Kenyan farts and much more! Enjoy.
August 19, 2019
#203 - No Power In The Hamptons
Danny & Joe go to the Hamptons, Joe weighs himself & tells us why he hates kids on vacation.
August 12, 2019
#202 - A Cold Case
Danny & Joe embark on a journey of puns, frozen babies, & other things.
August 5, 2019
#201 - Making The World A Better Place
On this episode, Joe & Danny talk about ways to make the world a better place... kinda. They also dive into food fights & animals. That sounded weird.
July 29, 2019
#200 - Storming Area 51
On the 200th episode of The Basement Yard, we discuss storming Area 51, Bagel Boss, what the meaning of talent is and have fun with balloons. Enjoy!
July 22, 2019
#199 - Don't Pop My Pimples
On this episode, we discuss scary kids shows and pimple popping.
July 15, 2019
#198 - The Candy Bracket
On this episode, we find out what candy is the greatest of all time!
July 8, 2019
#197 - Danny Got Fingered
Danny gets fingered and Joe wants to start saying hello to strangers. Enjoy!
July 1, 2019
#196 - Am I An Adult Yet?
On this episode, we discuss little kids cursing, the fashion show known as the "gym", being an adult and Danny throws up.
June 24, 2019
#195 - Tom Cruise vs. Justin Bieber
On this episode, we discuss pancakes vs french toast, Bieber challenging Tom Cruise to a fight and Danny's afraid to have kids.
June 17, 2019
#194 - Breaking World Records
Danny & Joe come up with a plan to break some world records.
June 10, 2019
#193 - What Turns You On?
On this episode, we discuss the cultural phenomenon known as Mukbang and what turns us on.
June 3, 2019
#192 - Would You Sell Your Undies?
On this episode, we discuss how many times we use the same towel, selling our underwear and a bunch of other stuff.
May 27, 2019
#191 - I Got My First Tattoo
It's official, Joe finally gets his first tattoo, Mr.Ratburn is gay and we talk about the true meaning of happiness.
May 20, 2019
#190 - Joe's A Psycho
On this episode, we finally figure out how big of a psycho Joe truly is.
May 13, 2019
#189 - America, The Beautiful
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the history of America and the Founding Fathers.
May 6, 2019
#188 - How Healthy Is Your Sperm?
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about pearling, the new website, & try to figure out who has healthier sperm.
April 29, 2019
#187 - What's Your Superpower?
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about what their superpower would be & that one time Joe cried at Disney.
April 22, 2019
#186 - Danny Got a Raise
On this episode, Danny gets his long awaited raise...he also has a list of demands for some reason?
April 15, 2019
#185 - You Ever Taste Your Own Pee?
On this episode, Danny & Joe talk about wether they've tried their own bodily fluids. ALL of them.
April 8, 2019
#184 - The Friendship Test
On this episode, Joe takes a friendship test and we discuss rats.
April 1, 2019
#183 - We're Afraid To Get Old
On this episode, Danny and I discuss getting old, head transplants and donating kidneys to our best friends.
March 25, 2019
#182 - Getting To Know Our Bodies
On this episode, Danny and I take a long look at our "bodies".
March 18, 2019
#181 - Lets Go To Camp
Danny & Joe talk about the pros & cons of going to sleep-away camp.
March 11, 2019
#180 - Kids Say The Darndest Things
On this episode, Danny and I talk about how mean children are.
March 4, 2019
#179 - Somebody Better Call The Law
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the most cringeworthy TikToks we've ever seen.
February 25, 2019
#178 - Where Is The Grand Canyon?
Danny & I had no idea where the Grand Canyon was for a second.
February 18, 2019
#177 - Milk, Milk, Lemonade
On this episode, Danny and I discuss the deportation of 21 Savage, our dogs and the legend of Milk,Milk,Lemonade.
February 11, 2019
#176 - Thirty Years Old
On this episode, Danny turns thirty, we discuss reading comments, some of our favorite music and more!
February 4, 2019
#175 - Dream Out Your Ass
Danny & I talk about dissecting animals, skydiving, & what it truly means to dream out of your ass.
January 28, 2019
#174 - The White House Dinner Menu
This week we're talking about the delicious, delightful, wondrous, & expensive white house dinner menu.
January 21, 2019
#173 - Hypothetically Speaking
Danny and I ask each other some tough hypothetical questions.
January 14, 2019
#172 - Butt Hygiene
Davino joins Danny & Joe this week to talk about butt hygiene, surgery, & more!
January 7, 2019
#171 - Almost Got Abducted By Aliens
This was the scariest/craziest night of my life.
December 31, 2018
#170 - New Year, New Me ... I Think
Happy New Year!
December 24, 2018
#169 - The Gift Exchange
Danny & Joe exchange Christmas presents live on the Basement Yard.
December 17, 2018
#168 - Catching Online Predators
On this episode, Frankie is back to talk about online predators & Chris Hansen.
December 10, 2018
#167 - Skating With Mika Zibanejad
Mika Zibanejad of the New York Rangers joins us to talk about life in the NHL & how badly Danny needs to learn how to skate.
December 3, 2018
#166 - The Night That Changed Our Lives
I just.. there's no words to explain the Saturday night that we had.
November 26, 2018
#165 - Getting High On Tampons
Apparently kids are now getting high off tampon juice... yeah, I know.
November 19, 2018
#164 - The Craziest Celebrity Riders
Some celebrities have the craziest demands for what they want in their dressing rooms...
November 12, 2018
#163 - The Return Of Keith
My brother Keith is back on the podcast after a long hiatus!
November 5, 2018
#162 - Suck That Or Bite That?
Today, Danny & I go through a list of foods that people either suck on or bite. Which one do you do?
October 29, 2018
#161 - Guess That Fetish
On this episode, Danny & I play a nice game of Guess That Fetish
October 22, 2018
#160 - Sneaking Out & Stealing Cars
A special guest joins us this week! YouTube.com/TheBasementYard
October 15, 2018
#159 - Are Robot Brothels Dope?
So like.. would you actually go into a brothel filled with robots & have sex with one? Let's discuss.
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