Have every cab driver attempt to convert you to their religion OR have every homeless person you encounter aggressively target you?

I Don’t Want to Swing Ninja’s Wife vs. Cream Pie

I'd Rather Not is a weekly comedy podcast about bad decisions and how we make them. Each episode our "expert" panel welcomes a guest to dissect "would you rather" scenarios and vote on a "winner". It always either ends in death or an existential crisis.