<p>Not drinking is bad for their health, Larry gets a taste of the high life, and they guys discuss the phenomenon that is extreme haunted houses/torture chambers you pay for.</p>

The Pledge of Allegiance Was a Marketing Campaign

Zig and Larry Ignore a Topic is Larry Smith and Adam Ziegler.  Two comedians, comedy writers, and straight guys who hold hands in public. 
In 60 minute weekly installments, these life long friends tackle any and all topics head on.  Be they truly insurmountable moral dilemmas, the minutia of daily life, or the sad simple fact that in over 2 decades they have never managed to accomplish an actual adult conversation.  
The boys solemnly swear to put in a D+ level effort into remembering what they were supposed to be discussing, in between cocktails, belly laughs, and assaults to each others moral compass.