First of all: HAPPY HALLOWEEN MY PEOPLE!

Second: It’s unanimous, nobody likes clowns. Or Disney World. OK fine that last one is just Kelly, but the clown thing is real. Especially when they’re trying to murder you. Let’s phase out the clowns, people. Phase them out.

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References:

• Big ups to Sparrow Sounds Studios, our fabulous theme music creator
• Mysterious America: The Ultimate Guide to the Nations Weirdest WOnders, Strangest Spots, and Creepiest Creatures. By Loren Coleman
• Clown bar fight video
• Why Clowns Creep Us Out by Frank McAndrew
• On the Nature of Creepiness. McAndrew and Koehnke
• A review of empirical evidence on different uncanny valley hypotheses: support for perceptual mismatch of one road to the valley of eeriness. Katsyri et al.
• Uncanny but not confusing: Multisite study of perceptual category confusion in the Uncanny Valley. Mather et al.
• Decoder Ring: Clown Panic
• The disturbing true story of the pied piper of Hamelin
• Wrinkles the Clown
• The Wrinkles News Story

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