Summer’s right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, your gear!

First, make sure you’ve got everything sorted, basketed, washed, dried, pressed, steamed, folded, blocked, shanty-towned, gathered, pinned, stapled, re-steamed, cobblered, new-jacked, and–yes–packed.

To help you get your own Summer bag rolling in style, take a minute to inventory your way through our indispensable You Look Nice Today Packing List:

• Cobbler Steam Alarm
• 501 Peg ’n Spike Kit
• Nipponese House Tote
• Arm Garters
• Retail-Rated Folding Board(s)
• Bamboo Clipboard
• Sanitary and Diabetes Socks
• Banana Smudge
• Staple Gun (emptied and locked, per TSA regulations)
• Burn Creams, Salves, and Unguents
• Functional Parfait
• Foster Transformer

Best of luck, have a terrific Summer, and try not to let your legs explode.

Imagine it….