Claire & Catie discuss the ins and outs (lol) of the Golden Age's crown jewel — Misty Beethoven. Based on George Bernard Shaw's Pygmalion, this film is a touching tale of a woman who overcomes her aversion to giving head.

Digressions include respectful gangbangs, mime school, MKULTRA, french manicures, class war, and whether sucking dick really is like eating a ripe mango.