In this week of the Yadadamean Show: San Francisco man cancels his store? Area 51 festival cancelled? And special guest, Rikaku!

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EPISODE 8

Sources:

San Francisco Man May Close Store After Being Bitten By Homeless Person Twice in 4 Months

Storm Area 51 creator cancels music festival because fears that it will be fyrefest 2.0

PSA Script

(Mike: Ay! This is a Yadadamean Public Service Announcement, bitch!)

• Do you spend more time taking photos of your food instead of eating it?
  

(Lan: Just fucking eat your food!)

• Are you constantly trying to fill the void in your life by fishing for likes from… “friends” on social media?
  

(Mike: Uhuhuhu…)

(Lan: Fucking losers!)

• Have you ever used the dog filter on Snapchat?
  

(All) Ugh.

Hi, I’m Rob. You might know me from podcasts such as Yadadamean and… um… Yadada… mean?

There’s been an epidemic for the last decade, and many people are unaware of the symptoms. If any of the questions I’ve just asked apply to you, then I have some news for you:

You are a BASIC BITCH.

(Lan: BITCH!)

If you don’t believe me, take a look at what you’re wearing. Do you own any of the following brands?

(Mike) Banana Republic?

(Lan) North Face?

(Rob) Michael Kors?

You may also be doing the following:

• Women: do you talk obsessively about your kids to people who clearly don’t care?
  

(Lan: Fuck yo kids!)

• Men: do your conversations almost totally revolve around…”the game”?
  

(Mike: Ay, bruh? Did you see the game?)

(Lan: Hell no!)

(Mike: Awwww...)

It’s believed that as soon as you show signs of being a basic bitch, it could be nearly impossible to develop any semblance of a personality. But you might still have a chance: please contact your local “Basic Bitch” professional before it’s too late.

And to the rest of you in denial?

Just remember: hashtag… (all, one at a time) Stay Basic Bitch.

(Mike: Awwww we fucked that up)

(Lan: Fuck this PSA!)

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