After another chaotic week of football, Ian is joined by Jeanette Kwakye and Ryan Hunn for a lighthearted chat about shithousery and how the dark arts can be used to gain an advantage over opponents

Then they talk about Sergio Agüero after his brilliant goal against Crystal Palace and wonder who his next club may be

look ahead to Arsenal’s Europa League second leg against Villarreal

and wrap up with some flowers for Antonio Conte, after Inter’s first Scudetto in 11 years