Hello, and welcome to "Quid Pro Quo" - your favorite interstellar teen advice show. Join your hosts *trumpet blare* Brown (filling in for Sluggy Sue) and Crammed Ham for answers to all of your wackiest problems.

Written by SJ Bolten and Kelly Hadfield
Voiced by Morgan Gilmer, Pedar Garred, and Adam Nie
Edited by Bethany Brubeck
Produced by Sophie Rice