This week we dive into a box overflowing with pipe cleaners, pasta shapes and PVA glue as we discover which craft, honed by humanity over the millenia, is the worst of them all. We're joined by our first three-time guest, the mighty and resourceful Dr Anna Ploszajski, who helps us answer these questions: can you polish a turd, is it ever appropriate to brandish a spoon in a graveyard and how many sheep does it take to make a bible? Follow us on Twitter: <a href= "https://twitter.com/WorstFoot">@worstfoot</a> <a href= "https://twitter.com/Bazmcstay">@bazmcstay</a> <a href= "https://twitter.com/benvandervelde">@benvandervelde</a> <a href= "https://twitter.com/annaploszajski">@annaploszajski</a> Visit <a href= "http://www.worstfootforwardpodcast.com/">www.worstfootforwardpodcast.com</a> for all previous episodes and you can donate to us on Patreon if you’d like to support the show during this whole pandemic thing, especially as we work on our book: <a href= "https://www.patreon.com/WorstFootForward">https://www.patreon.com/WorstFootForward</a> Pre-order Anna's new book 'Handmade' <a href= "https://www.amazon.co.uk/Handmade-Scientists-Search-Meaning-through/dp/1472971078/ref=sr_1_1?crid=1NDDIQLP8EQ0I&dchild=1&keywords=handmade+anna+ploszajski&qid=1618780396&sprefix=handmade+anna+plo%2Caps%2C172&sr=8-1"> HERE</a> Worst Foot Forward is part of Podnose: <a href= "http://www.podnose.com/">www.podnose.com</a>

Ep 209: Vix Leyton - World's Worst Branding

An encyclopaedia of heroic failure

Join Ben Van der Velde, Barry McStay and their guests as they brandish their wooden spoons of destiny and celebrate the losers, heroic failures and spectacular mis-steps that pockmark human endeavour.  If you ever want to feel better about your progress in life, take a listen and enjoy a lovely schadenfreude bubble bath. Music by Max Perryment (www.maxperryment.co.uk)

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