Take some Dramamine and spend all your money on expensive funnel cakes, because we’re going to an amusement park! Long ago, there was a Willy Wonka theme ride at Alton Towers. We review the ride and then come up with our own delightful ideas for Willy Wonka rides!

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Cover Art by Reilly Branson:  https://www.instagram.com/rad_reilly/

Links Referenced (because even Wonka Scholars cite their sources):

Quill awards winners: https://www.quillpodcasting.com/qpa/quill-podcast-awards-finalists

Bumper Boats Cover Image: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumper_boats#/media/File:Bumper_boats_(2).jpg

Alton Towers Ride Walkthrough - Best for Actual Ride https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxNpAgskaWM

Another One - Best for Pre-shows (Mike Teavee and Wonka) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmW_634RUVI