Show notes
In this episode, Ronan has an idea, JAQLINE learns to speak dial-up, and Mark spends approximately 7 minutes trying to negotiate the difficulty of a single roll00:00:00 - Start00:00:16 - Introductions00:02:21 - JAQLINE's log, entry number 1 (it's a recap of the last two episodes)00:04:46 - She's in your clouds taking screenshots. No not like that00:08:16 - The worlds most useful phone call00:10:08 - Josh sounds like he's being passive aggressive but actually he just doesn't know the answer so he's literally letting the players make this call00:11:29 - Just add space tumbleweed00:12:21 - Ronan goes to Texas00:13:25 - Leaves from the vine00:14:47 - Ronan sails the 7... stones?00:15:43 - Ronan is ascawed of da dawk00:17:23 - Tyler tries to pull victory from the jaws of defeat00:20:38 - Tyler realizes he has free will, even here00:20:50 - Ronan makes a find!00:24:24 - Astro to the rescue?00:27:55 - Mike is now responsible for whatever happens next. Good.00:28:43 - Tyler says the words I say before everything I ever do ever00:30:33 - Ronan goes spelunking00:32:45 - Josh says something actually scientifically accurate00:32:59 - Ronan's in the well?00:35:23 - Back to the start where we began00:37:22 - Mark has an honest talk with the Inquiry00:38:30 - Mike pitches a meme and it still has a better plot than twilight00:39:16 - Cleo speaks dial-up now00:40:06 - "Plant Tissue"00:44:17 - A cave dwelling discovery??00:45:00 - Astro uses a cypher!!00:45:14 - What's harder to lift - one pallet-sized Ronan or 100 Ronan-sized pallets?00:47:30 - Tyler has a dope idea00:52:04 - "Easy"00:52:24 - Mark straps in00:56:28 - Dropship? More like jump ship amirite00:57:21 - "Looks like we're gonna have to jump!"00:57:56 - ...one giant leap for chef kind00:58:56 - BAM thumbnail00:59:31 - Cleo is given all the information she needs to understand the situation, and rejects it01:04:15 - Ronan gives out some samples01:04:40 - Nevermind01:05:06 - Oh no wait yeah he is01:06:24 - JAQI faces her judge01:20:05 - JAQI finds a plot detail? Or a red herring? YOU DECIDE01:23:50 - Mark faces JAQI's judge01:24:59 - Dean has no time for games01:25:23 - Ronan makes some house calls01:32:34 - JAQLINE interrogation round 201:41:31 - Mike has too much confidence. We take care of that.01:47:06 - JAQLINE hits the anime inner monologue01:51:13 - False... stop?01:51:53 - Benevloent Astro strikes01:55:42 - Idk why but everybody whispers for a bit
