<figure class="wp-block-audio aligncenter"><audio controls src="https://dratpack.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/04/80.5-Not-So-Fantastic-Beasts.mp3"></audio><figcaption class="wp-element-caption">Look at that, a true &#8220;mini-episode in name only,&#8221; clocking in at our normal episode length! With the third movie in the <em>Fantastic Beasts</em> series having just been released to theaters to a resounding &#8220;Meh,&#8221; Leigh, Brendan, and Chris took this opportunity to look back at perhaps the most fascinatingly bungled cursed franchise of our time (no, not Universal&#8217;s Dark Universe). We begin with Chris trying to guess what <em>Crimes of Grindelwald</em> was about (truly, good luck there, even Wikipedia can&#8217;t really clarify it) and follow it with an in-depth discussion of how everything fell apart following a fairly promising start. We also introduce the next full-length episode&#8217;s movie, which surprisingly gave us just as much to talk about as a raging TERF&#8217;s bizarrely plotted follow-up to a story about a wizard school.</figcaption></figure>

81 – I Could Never Be Your Woman

Three friends praising, destroying, and fixing the messiest, crappiest movies known to humanity. Oh, and we drink a lot, too.