we’re back bitches! do you like our new L00k? a month is too long to be away when you’re in love with your fans. we’ve missed you and we wanna kiss you but we won’t (germs)!

on our return to our true purpose (this poddy) we hit you with some life updates from a fort in paula’s house, griddle me that vegan, pull out our science books, host a new segment involving adopting children and cortisone cream, become factory farmers, hate on ohio, rate the vanderpump rules cast, confess to killing the others beta fish, and gear up for couch confessions coming soon. listen or else!