Why Am I Still Single?
Why Am I Still Single?
Check Edgar
Valentine Baby
42 minutes Posted Feb 14, 2026 at 7:00 am.
Cold Open: Satirical Valentine Skit
Theme Song And Show Intro
Why These Three Dates Hurt Most
Meet Precious: The Unilag Crush
Plans Change: From Beach To House
Sick But Stubborn: Off To Her Place
Perfect Setup, Then A Knock
Parents Arrive: Hide In The Wardrobe
Back From Break: Wardrobe Ordeal
The Lie: I’m A Law Course Mate
Father’s Grill: Legal Questions
Escape With Dignity In Pieces
Aftermath, Apology, And Lessons
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Hey CheckMates, it's Check Edgar here! In this hilarious, awkward, and absolutely chaotic episode of Why Am I Still Single?, I share the unbelievable story of how a simple Valentine's Day date turned into a 30-minute wardrobe nightmare. What was supposed to be a romantic home date with Netflix, jollof rice, and maybe even "the do" quickly spiralled into hiding like a criminal, facing a surprise law examination, and nearly getting caught by Nigerian parents who weren't supposed to be home. Fro...