A grab bag of woke panics this week, and Lydia has receipts for all of them. Seattle's interim police chief said "trigger pullers" at a press conference, and conservative media decided this was a brand new woke euphemism. You sure about that? Then: Nike fell out of the S&P 100 and everyone is blaming DEI. What does the actual JP Morgan analysis say? What does a brand-new study on "go woke, go broke" say? What does Steven Crowder say? And finally, Florida brought back the "Gator Bait" chant, a YouTuber said the history is fake, and Thomas has thoughts about institutional cowardice.

Sources:

• ATF press release: Montana Baronet "trigger puller" Baltimore gang prosecution (U.S. Department of Justice / ATF)

• CNN: ATF use of "trigger puller" as repeat-offender category (2018)

• Nike Annual Report (2026)

• Markets Do Not Punish Firms for Maintaining DEI (Folsz & Grumbach, 8/14/2026)

• Jim Crow Museum at Ferris State University: "Gator Bait" materials

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