Laughter is the best medicine, right?  Squyres' sickness leads to revelations about talent, the NBA All Star festivities, and bad eyebrows.  We talk about ailing pets for a bit, and news includes all the Yak Milkin', BART cleanin', truck stealin' stories you've ever wanted to hear.  Learn more about Canada in a special "Spanning The Globe" trivia edition, as well.  Oh, and don't eat your ass.