♪ Hey! Hey! You! You! Get Outta The Park! ♪

The Delos's seem like such a nice bunch, don't they? Play it again, Dolores! The transformation of William is further revealed. An 'istorical sales pitch is portrayed. Such splendor is reveled in. Join us as we discuss this highly flashbackian account of events of former times and other places and get a go-forward look at the new, real dangers in the park.

Disclaimer: F words. S words. X...words? Also, our speculation will find true its mark and turn into dreaded spoilers. Cuz we're GOOD.