I never knew root beer would taste so good...on meat! In this episode, Simone is joined by writer <a href="https://www.instagram.com/katekaput/" target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferer nofollow">Kate Kaput</a> to discuss some of their most hilariously bad dating experiences, books, and reality TV and Kate&#39;s brief appearance on Top Chef. We learn that Kate is afraid of puppets and Simone is afraid of wizards. We also meet a man with very questionable alcohol choices and a guy who visited a surgeon to become a jew. Also: more stories from that summer camp for single adults! The pair cap off the episode with a rapid-fire game of FMK: Dawson&#39;s Creek Edition. 
 
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Conan Humour with a Dan Connor Bod (with Mel Zee)

Welcome to We’re Never Doing This Again: a podcast about sex, dating, and all of those weird &amp; wonderful messy experiences that we have no desire to repeat. Hosted by real-life sex columnist, Simone Paget.