We talk animal shelters, flat tyres and delivery estimate etiquette. Josh clumisly wades into dog eugenics while Christian can't stop talking about sexy dogs.   We also go deep on dip. Should the foil stay or go once the seal has been broken? We just can't decide, what do you rekon? We also discover that Dion has shocking sour cream application technique.   With very special guests 'Wheel of Fortune Cookie' and 'Really Good'.   Josh's 'Game Boys' Melbourne Fringe show '<a href="https://melbournefringe.com.au/event/hey-hey-its-lockdown/">Hey Hey It's Lockdown</a>' is on 8pm Friday 8th and 15th. Want more Patchwork? For a few dollars a month you can support us and get an extra mini-patch every-second week. Visit <a href="https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork">https://linktr.ee/welcometopatchwork</a> for more info and links to our social media. <a href="https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork" rel="payment">Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Patch #90 - Are You Ever The First Person To Clap?

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.