Josh calls out Dion's birthday hypocracy; how do you remember to say happy birthday to somone? What is your reaction to someone who uses a word you don't know? Plus we open the Patchwork Helpline for the very first time and see if we can help a Patchworker cross the line from client to friend with his physiotherapist.&nbsp; With very special guests, Quick Quiz and Really Good.<a href="https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork" rel="payment">Support the show: https://www.patreon.com/welcometopatchwork</a>See <a href="https://omnystudio.com/listener">omnystudio.com/listener</a> for privacy information.

Patch #82 - Can You Ask A Friend To Put Their Phone On Silent?

**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019**

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.