The weekend when the best bogs in the world were revealed, Andrew Cuddly Toy Roachford had a go at an American accent on Brief Encounters, and the woman with the longest fingernails in the world became my biggest nightmare.

Weekend Wake Up – October 8th and 9th

The very best of The Weekend Wake-Up from Liverpool's Radio City. You can listen every weekend to Simon Greening from 6am. For more information go to radiocity.co.uk/simon