What could Michelle have to talk about for nearly two hours that ultimately resulted in JD peeing his pants a little rather than killing her momentum? Let's all find out together!

Update: Guess who forgot to set the episode to Published, so it was sitting in Draft for several days? Let's all find out together! (It was Michelle.)

Also, I know the audio gets weird again. I have no idea why. I have no idea what I'm doing. Someone please help.