**AUDIO ALERT** JD's microphone had some issues during the first part of this episode, but it's so lengthy, we still wanted to upload. If you skip to the six-minute mark, it drastically improves and then stops altogether! Sorry to those of you who sat through the whole thing thinking it would never end. We have no clue how or why it happened.

Just exactly how many different ways can JD take advantage of Michelle's delightfully crippling neuroses for the benefit of the podcast? Let's all find out together!