Nikki and Phil induct Anya as co-host. Phil wants female input: Would women rather go out with someone decisive or...Canadian? Nikki says Anya wants to be shoved up against a gluten-free wall, disses on Canada, and theorizes about niceness in relation to Costa Ricans, Americans, Mexicans and the people of Thailand. Other topics: how male comics meet girls, Phil's "closer," Anya's theories on seduction and high-fives, and worst first dates. Also: Phil is a kissing bandit and is "always conscious of sex"; Nikki hates cargo shorts, discusses her biggest date diss and unveils an eerily accurate impression.