Do you own a ranch? You do? Shit. Please tell me it’s Ranch Dressing. It’s not? It’s a full blown ranch with real cows?  Well, I hope you have some Ankheg repellent.

Get some of that bitter apple spray and put it on your cow’s ankles. Maybe that will deter these ravenous beasts from turning your livestock into a buffet. It more than likely won’t deter them, but you gotta try something. Right?

This week Alex and Kyle learn all about the burrowing nuisance that is the Ankheg!